WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

[Incandenza]

Hey UCA, you've been unanimously voted as new Queen of Spamalot!

Now go consimate the damn thing!

Anyone got some mind bleach around here?

That's gonna replace the whale in my nightmares.

[UCAbears]

Really now? Have you taken this up with hecter?

Trust me, hecter definately wants this.

I'm flabbergasted.

[vtmarik]

Wow, the thread comes back, and then wicked and AK show up to be generally obnoxious, and when someone calls them on the fact that they are violating the rules (even in a minor way) and basically on the fact that they're being complete jerkoffs, everything goes to shit. It's deja vu all over again.


Since when is it modly to sit in a thread and be a fuckwit? You should leave that type of behavior to lowlifes like Xtra, hendy, and Reich. Lead by example.

Delete my posts, ban me, go right ahead, but I gotta say this:
AK, wicked, don't you have better things to do? Like fellating polar bears or something?

[AK_iceman]

So we aren't allowed to carry on conversations because we're mods?

Like wicked mentioned earlier, we are first and foremost community members. If s.xkitten and hecter can discuss homosexuality, why can't we?

And can you please point to where I violated any forum guidelines?

[helmut]

Wow, the thread comes back, and then wicked and AK show up to be generally obnoxious, and when someone calls them on the fact that they are violating the rules (even in a minor way) and basically on the fact that they're being complete jerkoffs, everything goes to shit. It's deja vu all over again.


Since when is it modly to sit in a thread and be a fuckwit? You should leave that type of behavior to lowlifes like Xtra, hendy, and Reich. Lead by example.

Delete my posts, ban me, go right ahead, but I gotta say this:
AK, wicked, don't you have better things to do? Like fellating polar bears or something?

Hypocrisy by those in power is nothing new. That doesn't make it right, though.

[LewisJB3]

I missed most of this, but I know that AK deleited this forum.... how did it get back and why does it seem like AK is one of the bigest posters?

[UCAbears]

I missed most of this, but I know that AK deleited this forum.... how did it get back and why does it seem like AK is one of the bigest posters?

Cuz he is.

[helmut]

I missed most of this, but I know that AK deleited this forum.... how did it get back and why does it seem like AK is one of the bigest posters?

Here's the condensed version: AK deleted it in a fit of chest-beating, power-flaunting idiocy. There was a lot of public outcry, especially from Spamaloters (duh). The thread was rstored to its last saved form. Now AK seems to be trying to make up for his mistake by joining in the general spammage of Spamalot.

[vtmarik]

So we aren't allowed to carry on conversations because we're mods?

Like wicked mentioned earlier, we are first and foremost community members. If s.xkitten and hecter can discuss homosexuality, why can't we?

And can you please point to where I violated any forum guidelines?

That's not the crux of the issue and you know it AK. You and wicked come in here to stir shit up, and serve no other purpose.

It's very simple: try (as hard as you fucking can) to be less of a cockpuncher, or get the f*ck out.


The exact phrase was "take your gay shit elsewhere freak." Forgive me, but that is homophobic. Let us examine it etymologically:

Gay: Homosexual.
Shit: Something inferior or worthless; slang used to express contempt or disgust.
freak: Anomaly, Aberration, Monster
(All definitions gathered from Dictionary.com)

So, broken down, she said "Take your homosexuality away from me you worthless monster."

In no way can that be construed as positive.

As for what guidelines this violates, it violates the guideline under the heading "Actual No-Nos":

Bigotry (e.g. racism, religion-bashing, aggressively homophobic language

Hypocrisy by those in power is nothing new. That doesn't make it right, though.

Agreed.

[helmut]

So we aren't allowed to carry on conversations because we're mods?

Like wicked mentioned earlier, we are first and foremost community members. If s.xkitten and hecter can discuss homosexuality, why can't we?

And can you please point to where I violated any forum guidelines?

That's not the crux of the issue and you know it AK. You and wicked come in here to stir shit up, and serve no other purpose.

It's very simple: try (as hard as you fucking can) to be less of a cockpuncher, or get the f*ck out.


The exact phrase was "take your gay shit elsewhere freak." Forgive me, but that is homophobic. Let us examine it etymologically:

Gay: Homosexual.
Shit: Something inferior or worthless; slang used to express contempt or disgust.
freak: Anomaly, Aberration, Monster
(All definitions gathered from Dictionary.com)

So, broken down, she said "Take your homosexuality away from me you worthless monster."

In no way can that be construed as positive.

ak_ceman.justgotowned.com

[wicked]

right, aggressively homophobic dude, get over it. I think I know the rules bra.

[AK_iceman]

I asked for an example of where I broke the forum guidelines.

You posted an example that...
#1 - Wasn't even posted by me.
#2 - Complies with the forum guidelines.
and #3 - Was a response to the previous post and therefore part of the conversation.

[wicked]

WORD

[helmut]

Ouchy. Double teamed by mods. Taken from in front and from behind. Ouchy.

[vtmarik]

right, aggressively homophobic dude, get over it. I think I know the rules bra.

Oh, sorry, forgive me for holding the mods to a higher standard. I'll take you off your pedestal and stick you back into the mud pits with Xtra and Company.


And AK, your right, you didn't violate a rule. You're just a moron who has nothing better to do than to whip it out and measure it for no one's entertainment but your own.

If you want to perform mental masturbation by posting flame-bait and just being an all-around stone drag, that's just groovy. Go start your own thread and call it "Revenge of the Ass Police" or something.

Take your negativity, and your somewhat pigheaded need to exercise the weight of your ability to fast-talk (or lack thereof) and go do your funky monkey dance somewhere else.

I suggest the bottom of a very deep well.

[Avron]

I asked for an example of where I broke the forum guidelines.

You posted an example that...
#1 - Wasn't even posted by me.
#2 - Complies with the forum guidelines.
and #3 - Was a response to the previous post and therefore part of the conversation.

I think the main gist of its you supported wicked, and I think the rest of it is don't you have things to mod then to sit in here and fight. And shouldn't that kind talk be stricken to the Flame Wars. Therefore it breaks the guidelines be outlandishly being rude and vile, foul talk, demanded to not be in this section.

[helmut]

right, aggressively homophobic dude, get over it. I think I know the rules bra.

Oh, sorry, forgive me for holding the mods to a higher standard. I'll take you off your pedestal and stick you back into the mud pits with Xtra and Company.


And AK, your right, you didn't violate a rule. You're just a moron who has nothing better to do than to whip it out and measure it for no one's entertainment but your own.

If you want to perform mental masturbation by posting flame-bait and just being an all-around stone drag, that's just groovy. Go start your own thread and call it "Revenge of the Ass Police" or something.

Take your negativity, and your somewhat pigheaded need to exercise the weight of your ability to fast-talk (or lack thereof) and go do your funky monkey dance somewhere else.

I suggest the bottom of a very deep well.

Were you referencing my avatar when you said "funky monkey dance"?

[AK_iceman]

Just because I don't have a mod stick up my ass all the time and actually like being a part of a community makes me pig-headed?

You know this is just a volunteer position, and I do it because I love the site. Not to have some power-trip and ban everyone...

Get a life vt, I used to think you were somewhat better than the Spamalot kiddies, but now you're just the same to me.

[vtmarik]

Just because:

A) You're mods
B) This thread has no centralized, unifying topic
C) You have a strange desire to be shit disturbers and to harsh our mellow

doesn't mean we have to sit here and take it with a smile on our face.

I believe it was ELO who sang "Don't Bring Me Down," I suggest you take that title to heart.

EDIT: Oh, now I'm equal to the Spamalot kiddies in your eyes. Oh woe is me. I lost the respect of a man who shouldn't have been a mod in the first place. How will I ever get over this tragic loss of your support?

Were you referencing my avatar when you said "funky monkey dance"?

No, Shin-Chan is on in the background and I tend to quote him when I hear his voice.

[wiggybowler]

hey guys what started this riot. Let's just calm it down. There's no need or point in any of this.

[Huckleberryhound]

Ive called you so many times today
And I guess its all true what your girlfriends say
That you don’t ever want to see me again
And your brothers going to kill me and he’s six feet ten
I guess you'd call it cowardice
But I’m not prepared to go on like this
I cant, i can't, i can't stand losing .....

[helmut]

hey guys what started this riot. Let's just calm it down. There's no need or point in any of this.

That statement could apply to many things, like this thread.

[Avron]

Just because I don't have a mod stick up my ass all the time and actually like being a part of a community makes me pig-headed?

You know this is just a volunteer position, and I do it because I love the site. Not to have some power-trip and ban everyone...

Get a life vt, I used to think you were somewhat better than the Spamalot kiddies, but now you're just the same to me.

He disagrees with you and all of the sudden hes on the same level with the rest of the people that disagree with you? Hmm, Real Role Model like there AK. The same to you as your life seems to go around and insult people and defend comments, wicked, that do not need to be defend as they are both intrinsically and morally wrong. You don't see gay people going around calling straight people horrendous monsters that need to stay the hell away from them now do you?

[wicked]

*does a funky monkey dance*

[wiggybowler]

hey wicked. how are you