College/University Room Pranks

[KoolBak]

Ok, erm... We found, while scuba diving in Aruba, a brick (is that the right word?) of pure cocaine. So basically it cost us thirty grand since we figured(we had a math nerd in our dorm) that it was worth about 30k on the street. You guys are really knit-picking this story...

So...nitpicking some more....you then packed a felony's worth of blow in your suitcase and took it home? And WHAT did you do with it after? Still have it??? Inquiring minds....

[Funkyterrance]

Actually I meant the term "knitpicking" where you pull off all the little pills that build up on your sweater. You know those things? Well, you can spend all day trying to get them all, but who has time for that?!

[Dukasaur]

Actually I meant the term "knitpicking" where you pull off all the little pills that build up on your sweater. You know those things? Well, you can spend all day trying to get them all, but who has time for that?!

Well, after scuba diving for blow, you probably have lots of time to lay on the beach picking apart your sweater.

[Funkyterrance]

Ok, erm... We found, while scuba diving in Aruba, a brick (is that the right word?) of pure cocaine. So basically it cost us thirty grand since we figured(we had a math nerd in our dorm) that it was worth about 30k on the street. You guys are really knit-picking this story...

So...nitpicking some more....you then packed a felony's worth of blow in your suitcase and took it home? And WHAT did you do with it after? Still have it??? Inquiring minds....

Ok, so let me explain this thing so that there's no further confusion and you can rest your furry little head, koolbak.
We found this "brick" of pure cocaine under this really large starfish (John was pretending to hump it) and we were all dying until we saw the thing stuck to the bottom and just stopped and stared at each other, goggles fogging up. After the bubbles of excitement from our collective scuba-muffled apecalls cleared, we brought this thing back up to our Chriscraft. We then went to our hotel and befriended a local surgeon who, for a very reasonable price, implanted our powdery booty inside my abdominal cavity. Those corners really smart when you're crammed into coach seating!
So we got back and now we're like "ok, nice, now just have to find another surgeon".We did find this guy but boy, did he hose us! It was really an eye opening experience to find out how big extortionists US surgeons are compared to Arubian ones but he kindof had us over a barrel since I hadn't gone to the bathroom for about eighteen hours. That night we got the idea for a prank to end all pranks and the rest is history and high-fives.

[zsp]

We "parked" a guy s scooter on the 6th floor's corridor of our dorms

There was this chinese girl that wasn't very bright... I made her believe that the whole building was playing a booty call game at night: when a guy would call a girl she d have to come to blow him and leave. She believed my story 3-4 times.

I used to pee everywhere in the corridors when I came back wasted... Trying to pee high and far, but I didn t really know what I was doing

I put shaving cream in my roommate s slippers

Pfft. Leave funky little terrance alone. His story isn't the most ridiculous to believe here anyway. Chinese girl? Not very bright? That's a factual oxymoron.

The rest of your story is clearly illegitimate.