ITT: we write a love letter to nietzsche 1 word at a time

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 10:47 am

Dear Nietzsche,

I can't explain why oceans belong in this bagel shop. Oceans can envelop breasts if used like moist towelettes. Saxitoxin swallows oceans but not semen. Seamen like oceanic whales but aren't rapists.

Gollum, like, any Off-topicer, waves at Nietzsche. Love would sadly envelop every anus unless my Mexican Papi eats dicks daily. Seas constantly tremble before Thor's mighty, burning bale of semen. Cornholers named Echinoderms fail to love my cock ocean. Platypuses pontificate powerfully, reaching passionate throbbing climaxes into gaping, little oceans.

Nietzsche, whom gods adore, must believe raping bullpens with excessive wetness is black panther approved. Midgets and blacks have HIV on their minds. However, AIDS is sexy. Lamentably sexy.

A sexy Chinese bastard wrote "porno brings syphillis, but virgins are willing to fornicate". He knows of these gay things Russia has through meditation, accomplishments and possessions. A penis grows under every panda bite.

Nietzsche, lastly, I wish to impart my affection upon your nipples. Life can't get any better than this. You must give your rape kit to Donald Trump. Oceans

**NOTE: NIETZSCHE CANNOT PARTICIPATE IN THIS THREAD. ANYTHING HE POSTS WILL BE IGNORED.**

TA1LGUNN3R · Post by **TA1LGUNN3R** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:01 am

can't

Swifte · Post by **Swifte** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:28 am

explain

Metsfanmax · Post by **Metsfanmax** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:37 am

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:43 am

oceans

--Andy

Post by **Dukasaur** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:49 am

belong

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 12:10 pm

in

waauw · Post by **waauw** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 12:51 pm

tkr4lf · Post by **tkr4lf** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 12:54 pm

bagel

Post by **Dukasaur** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:00 pm

shop.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:01 pm

Oceans

Gold Knight · Post by **Gold Knight** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:13 pm

can

.

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:17 pm

envelop

--Andy

Post by **Dukasaur** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:19 pm

breasts

tkr4lf · Post by **tkr4lf** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:23 pm

Post by **Dukasaur** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:26 pm

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:28 pm

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:32 pm

moist

--Andy

Post by **Dukasaur** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:39 pm

towelettes.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:39 pm

Saxitoxin

Post by **Dukasaur** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:41 pm

swallows

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:44 pm

oceans

--Andy

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:46 pm

but

Post by **Dukasaur** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:46 pm

never

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:47 pm

semen.

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