BIBLE THUMP ME!

[Bernie Sanders]

God breathes? So he needs air to breathe?

You know Bernie, you should read the Torah on occasion.

וַיִּיצֶר יְהוָה אֱלֹהִים אֶת-הָאָדָם, עָפָר מִן-הָאֲדָמָה, וַיִּפַּח בְּאַפָּיו, נִשְׁמַת חַיִּים; וַיְהִי הָאָדָם, לְנֶפֶשׁ חַיָּה.

Then the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.

קראתי את התורה

[PLAYER57832]

Gnoistic texts are all a 180° compared to the Bible. They talk about all kinds of crazy shit.

In the early days, there were various disparate ideas that were later determined to be invalid, thus the canonization. The Gnostic texts were among the most popular of the heretical texts.

[Dukasaur]

I really need to know, people keep bugging me about the Bible not being eyewitness accounts.

You realize that not every book in the Bible is the same, right? As in the Psalms are songs. It's like asking for the eyewitness to "Amazing Grace."

We can get into interesting discussions on some of the books, (like Jonah) but Psalms is a song book. (Alphabetically organized by the way by the Hebrew Alphabet by first lines.)

Exactly, that's what bugs me about it. How can I prove eyewitness testimony to Psalms?

Why would you want to?

[PLAYER57832]

Exactly, that's what bugs me about it. How can I prove eyewitness testimony to Psalms?

Why would you want to?

Just to further the point.. that is like asking for an eye witness to "Do re Mi". The Psalms are not records of events, so having a witness is not really applicable. They are useful, but not as history. Even Genesis, which is a record, is not a direct witness account. Rather, it is an account passed down through generations.

[DoomYoshi]

I really need to know, people keep bugging me about the Bible not being eyewitness accounts.

You realize that not every book in the Bible is the same, right? As in the Psalms are songs. It's like asking for the eyewitness to "Amazing Grace."

We can get into interesting discussions on some of the books, (like Jonah) but Psalms is a song book. (Alphabetically organized by the way by the Hebrew Alphabet by first lines.)

Exactly, that's what bugs me about it. How can I prove eyewitness testimony to Psalms?

Why would you want to?

Only eyewitness testimony is applicable in a court of law... even though eyewitnesses have been proven to lie and incorrectly remember all events.

[Metsfanmax]

When God wrote the bible, did he use his left or right hand? This is important to me.

--rd

When God took a breaking from writing the bible, did he masturbate using his left or right hand? This is important to me.

[Bernie Sanders]

When God wrote the bible, did he use his left or right hand? This is important to me.

--rd

When God took a breaking from writing the bible, did he masturbate using his left or right hand? This is important to me.

God does not need to masturbate. He will just go around screwing any women he wants. Look what he did to Mary! Plus he got the the broad pregnant and decided to bail out on her.

Yes, God made man in his image!

[Phatscotty]

When God wrote the bible, did he use his left or right hand? This is important to me.

--rd

I'll need more info before I can give you the correct answer. I need to know how it is you know that God wrote the Bible, or at least why you think it is that God wrote the bible, regardless of which hand God writes with.

[DoomYoshi]

In the Sermon on the Mount, Jesus warns us to not swear lightly and only by his name. Modern "worship" music seems to take God's name lightly. Is this the same kind of offense warned about in Matthew 5:33-37?