Q: Hi mate! Thanks for participating and taking the time to do this interview! Care for some water before we start?
No, I'll have a beer
Q: Let’s start with some general questions about you. What do you do for work out in the “real world”?
I have had many different jobs/occupations
Q: Do any of you have a wife, kids? If you are a parent, what was one of your favorite moments with your kids?
No kids
Q: What are some of your hobbies outside of CC?
Motor bike riding and riding my motor bike. Cooking (is that a hobby?)
Q: Are there any other games you guys enjoy playing outside of CC?
The occasional game of darts, pool or poker
Q: Do you enjoy sports? If so, which ones? And do you have any favorite teams?
Motor sports. Favorite team is team Valentino Rossi
Q: Who's going to win the Superbowl this year?
That's easy: Packers
Q: What do you think your free throw shooting percentage would be if you went out and took 100 shots right now? What about from behind the arc?
No idea what you're talking about
Q: What is the most obscure sport from which you can name a professional athlete, and who are they?
What's an "obscure sport"?
Q: What are some of your favorite movies, TV shows, books, and magazines (No, it doesn’t have to be that kind)?
Mad Max, LOTR
Q: Do you enjoy cartoons? What is your favorite cartoon now? What was it growing up?
No. When I was 4 years old I think I enjoyed Tarzan cartoons
Q: What is your favorite Disney movie?
Don't have one
Q: Let’s move onto music; what style(s) of music do you enjoy? What are some of your favorite bands? Songs?
I enjoy many different styles of music. My favorite band is probably Fleetwood Mac
Q: What was the last concert you attended?
That's a long time ago.... The Gypsy Kings in the Dominican Republic, I think
Q: What is your drink of choice (alcoholic, or non-alcoholic)?
Beer
Q: What is your favorite food? What about dessert?
Too hard, I like many different types of food from many different kitchens/countries. I don't do deserts
Q: Is there something you can do better than anyone else in the clan world? (or CC)
I have no idea
Q: Name something about yourself that nobody in the clan world probably knows about you?
I'd rather keep it that way
Q: If you could live one day over again, which would it be?
I wouldn't
Q: Did you choose that day because it was awesome, or because you want to redo/undo something?
See above
Q: If your life, do you think you’ve more often been dumped, or been the one doing the dumping?
Being dumped... Is that like being pooed on?
Q: Do you have a “list’ with your significant other, and who’s at the top?
Really don't understand the question. Besides, I'm the significant other
Q: What is the craziest place you’ve made “whoopee”?
Another question mere mortals outside of the USA don't understand
Q: Give or receive?
Give or receive what exactly?
Q: Would your last answer change if you were in jail?
I am in jail
Q: Have you ever had sex with a cheerleader? In the uniform? A female cheerleader?
Never seen a cheerleader other than on the tv
Q: What were your SAT/ACT scores?
Oh man, what are those?
Q: If you were to go for a doctorate or professional degree, what would you study and why?
Probably a language or languages
Q: Have you ever won a carnival game? Which one? If yes, did you get a giant teddy bear? If yes, what did you do with it?
Carnival game? Do you mean a fairground game?
Q: What is one question I should have asked you? Now answer that question:
Are you an alien? Answer: Yes
Enough about that. Let’s go from you, the man – and talk about you – the player!
Q: How did you come up with your usernames, and what do they mean?
Actually, I only have one username. I came up with it because I'm a porn star.
Q: If you had to change your name onsite, what would your new name be?
Anduril (ask a LOTR fan)
Q: What do you feel has been your single biggest accomplishment within CC to date?
Revamping the whole Abandoned and Rescued Tournaments Policy for the Tournament Dept.
Q: What is one of your best CC moments?
That's a hard choice between organizing my first tournament, winning my first tournament and beating Scott-Land for the first time (playing freestyle, no less). After that I got used to beat Generals.
Q: Who is your favorite player to play with?
That depends.... My favourite doubles partner on Feudal War used to be Daviedoo. Since then my doubles partner of choice is downfall. In genreal though, I like to play with (or against) 6 opponents in 7 player escalating games on standard, 42 territory maps.
Q: If you could remove a map off CC, which would you pick and why?
There are many maps I don't like and many more I don't know or use. I couldn't pick just one.
Q: If you could only keep 5 maps on CC, which would you pick and why?
Feudal War, because I'm pretty good on it. The other 4 would be any standard map with 42 territories, to play 7 player escalating on.
Q: If you could reign supreme over the site, what would you change?
Oh man, too many things to mention. First thing I would do is whatever it takes to get multi-player escalating speed games going again.
Q: Let’s talk about Clans. How much time a week do you put into clan work? CC?
Clan Tournament Director (and Tribes) work: It varies, maybe 12 hours a week, but some days it's already half of that. Other than that I spend less than half an hour on CC, mostly to take my turns.
Q: Does being a Clan Director Volunteer feel overwhelming at times?
Sometimes, but only when I'm busy in real life, so I can't spend the time on it that I would like.
Q: What is the best part of being a site volunteer? Clan volunteer?
I just love anything that has to do with tournaments, which is my main focus as a volunteer.
Q: Do you feel the Clan Area of CC is living up to its potential?
Probably not, but what ever does?
Q: If you could choose one clan to fight, which would you pick and why?
I'm not in a clan, so I don't know. Probably a clan that's not much better or worse than my clan?
Q: As we approach the beginning of the New Year (2016), what are your biggest goals for Clans in 2016?
Having a successful CC6 finish within a year. Get more clan tournaments going.
Q: Overall, how do you feel the Clan Area went in 2015?
Pretty well. I think we achieved some good things. Came up with some good, new ideas.
Q: Now, for some closing questions. Well…, I apologize ahead of time. If you were a pokemon, which pokemon would you be?
Don't know what Pokemon is.
Q: What teletubby character would you pick for IcePack to be? Why?
Never seen a teletubby.
Q: Can blind people see their dreams?
Why don't you ask them?
Q: If you could challenge another member of the Clan Director Team to a fist fight solely based on your impression of them on the site, who would you pick and why?
Keefie, obviously. He disagrees with me a bit too often.
Q: Would you rather suck on your mom’s nipple or your dad’s?
No comment. They're both dead.
Q: Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?
Good point. From now on I will not take a dump anymore.
Q: Who is your favorite person from the history of SNL? Favorite bit?
What the f*ck is SNL?
Q: Have you ever taken a pie to the face? If yes, please explain the circumstances.
Nope.
Q: If you could choose a superpower, which would you choose if you could have one?
Russia.
Q: If you were in jail, what crime do you suppose it would be for?
I am in jail remember? Probably for driving drunk for the umpteenth time.
Q: Do you have any final last words, or anything to say to the Clan members at large?
Don't forget to fill your CL7 home/away games for round 12 before the deadline! Same goes for the CC6 7 Week Deadlines 
Q: Thank you for taking the time to answer and participate!
Mmmm....
Watch for it in the upcoming months!
