riskllama wrote:Jesus is just "alrite ", by me. by "alrite", I wish him no specific harm and would most likely buy him a drink if the opportunity presented itself...
Does not need you to buy him a drink. This guy can make wine from water.
riskllama wrote:Jesus is just "alrite ", by me. by "alrite", I wish him no specific harm and would most likely buy him a drink if the opportunity presented itself...
Does not need you to buy him a drink. This guy can make wine from water.
What kind of wine? I know God's omnipotent and all, but He'd have to be in the Champagne region of France for it to be Champagne, for example.
the world is in greater peril from those who tolerate or encourage evil than from those who actually commit it- Albert Einstein
riskllama wrote:Jesus is just "alrite ", by me. by "alrite", I wish him no specific harm and would most likely buy him a drink if the opportunity presented itself...
Does not need you to buy him a drink. This guy can make wine from water.
riskllama wrote:Jesus is just "alrite ", by me. by "alrite", I wish him no specific harm and would most likely buy him a drink if the opportunity presented itself...
Does not need you to buy him a drink. This guy can make wine from water.
What kind of wine? I know God's omnipotent and all, but He'd have to be in the Champagne region of France for it to be Champagne, for example.
riskllama wrote:Jesus is just "alrite ", by me. by "alrite", I wish him no specific harm and would most likely buy him a drink if the opportunity presented itself...
Does not need you to buy him a drink. This guy can make wine from water.
What kind of wine? I know God's omnipotent and all, but He'd have to be in the Champagne region of France for it to be Champagne, for example.
'Cept for those pesky Californian regions.
-TG
If it's not from Champagne, it's not Champagne.
the world is in greater peril from those who tolerate or encourage evil than from those who actually commit it- Albert Einstein
riskllama wrote:Jesus is just "alrite ", by me. by "alrite", I wish him no specific harm and would most likely buy him a drink if the opportunity presented itself...
Does not need you to buy him a drink. This guy can make wine from water.
What kind of wine? I know God's omnipotent and all, but He'd have to be in the Champagne region of France for it to be Champagne, for example.
'Cept for those pesky Californian regions.
-TG
If it's not from Champagne, it's not Champagne.
The United States bans the use from all new U.S.-produced wines.[3] Only those that had approval to use the term on labels before 2006 may continue to use it and only when it is accompanied by the wine's actual origin (e.g., "California").
riskllama wrote:Jesus is just "alrite ", by me. by "alrite", I wish him no specific harm and would most likely buy him a drink if the opportunity presented itself...
Does not need you to buy him a drink. This guy can make wine from water.
What kind of wine? I know God's omnipotent and all, but He'd have to be in the Champagne region of France for it to be Champagne, for example.
'Cept for those pesky Californian regions.
-TG
If it's not from Champagne, it's not Champagne.
The United States bans the use from all new U.S.-produced wines.[3] Only those that had approval to use the term on labels before 2006 may continue to use it and only when it is accompanied by the wine's actual origin (e.g., "California").
Obviously you can call champagne only wine from the Champagne region.
Just like you can only make Rioja in the Rioja region in spain and whatever other examples.
Suppose Jesus could make coca cola from his blood without a licence from the coca cola company. Would that be fine?
I supposed that with the roman legislation from back then, such counterfeit could end up in crucifixion.
God knows what he told his fan club they were drinking...
Rioja: it doesn't only have to be from the right place using the right grapes,they're only allowed to make a certain amount. Other stuff made by the same method and with the same grapes has to be called merely "Temprenilla".
So Jesus couldn't have made Rioja even by a miracle, once the quota was filled.
Jesus was known as the lion,lamb,roe,morning star,sun,light,rock,stone, the branch,wine,bread,water,life,the way,and recognized as in the triple character of a king,priest and prophet. Mostly allegories or references to an element.
Satan has close relationship to Jesus. They shared a common name. Morning Star aka Lucifer. Or lamb aka goat.
Bernie Sanders wrote:
Does not need you to buy him a drink. This guy can make wine from water.
What kind of wine? I know God's omnipotent and all, but He'd have to be in the Champagne region of France for it to be Champagne, for example.
'Cept for those pesky Californian regions.
-TG
If it's not from Champagne, it's not Champagne.
The United States bans the use from all new U.S.-produced wines.[3] Only those that had approval to use the term on labels before 2006 may continue to use it and only when it is accompanied by the wine's actual origin (e.g., "California").
Obviously you can call champagne only wine from the Champagne region.
Just like you can only make Rioja in the Rioja region in spain and whatever other examples.
Suppose Jesus could make coca cola from his blood without a licence from the coca cola company. Would that be fine?
I supposed that with the roman legislation from back then, such counterfeit could end up in crucifixion.
God knows what he told his fan club they were drinking...
Stupid argument. If you're omnipotent, you can teleport the water to Champagne or Rioja, complete the transmutation there, and then teleport it back to where you are, all in a time too brief for anyone to see that it was ever gone.
Alternatively, you can just say that's what you did, and beat the shit out of anyone who argues.
Or, you could just have the French government annex the place where you are and designate it to be legally part of the Champagne region. Ditto for the Spanish government and Rioja. Or you could just rename the entire planet Planet Champagne or Planet Rioja. Or you could rewrite the dictionary so that "Champagne" means "the place where the Lord walked" or something like that.
“Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
― Voltaire
warmonger1981 wrote:Jesus was known as the lion,lamb,roe,morning star,sun,light,rock,stone, the branch,wine,bread,water,life,the way,and recognized as in the triple character of a king,priest and prophet. Mostly allegories or references to an element.
Satan has close relationship to Jesus. They shared a common name. Morning Star aka Lucifer. Or lamb aka goat.
So let me get this correct. User "demonfork" starts a thread entitled "Do you love The Lord Jesus?"
Why do I heave the feeling that this is a trap?
Or a tarp?
Or a carp?
Or just crap?
Yep, it's a trap!
Good thing I filled my super soaker with holy water.
tzor wrote:So let me get this correct. User "demonfork" starts a thread entitled "Do you love The Lord Jesus?"
Why do I heave the feeling that this is a trap?
Or a tarp?
Or a carp?
Or just crap?
Yep, it's a trap!
Good thing I filled my super soaker with holy water.
YES
“Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
― Voltaire
