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chewyman wrote:You: 1000 tonne polar bear.
Girl: what?
You: 1000 tonne polar bear.
Girl: Why'd you say that?
You: broke the ice didn't it?
hahahaha :lol: :lol: im liking that one
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My friend once walked up to a girl and said 2 words:
My Friend wrote:Do me
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this is from a commerical - Baby, do you know karate, cuz your body is kickin!
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man: i got this new telepathic watch. it can tell me things about other people.
woman: what's it saying about me?
man: you're not wearing any knickers...
woman: [giggling] well then, your watch is broken.
man: [taps watch] damn things running an hour fast... can i buy you a drink
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demigod wrote:man: i got this new telepathic watch. it can tell me things about other people.
woman: what's it saying about me?
man: you're not wearing any knickers...
woman: [giggling] well then, your watch is broken.
man: [taps watch] damn things running an hour fast... can i buy you a drink
:lol: :lol: thats hialrious! But if the girl understands it right, you may just get slapped.
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demigod wrote:man: i got this new telepathic watch. it can tell me things about other people.
woman: what's it saying about me?
man: you're not wearing any knickers...
woman: [giggling] well then, your watch is broken.
man: [taps watch] damn things running an hour fast... can i buy you a drink
*giggle* I'm so using that at the next party I go to. :lol:
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Heres some funny pickup lines from AskMen.com (shameless use of Google :roll: )

"I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?"

"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."

"I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."


LOL :lol:
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My magic watch tells me you aren't wearing any underwear... No? It must be an hour fast, then.

Here you go, borrow my phone. Text your roommate and tell her you aren't coming home tonight.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Can I taste what flavor of gum you're chewing?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on the floor of my bedroom tomorrow morning.

I like every bone in your body. Especially mine.

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I could see myself in your pants.

Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f*ck? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK.

I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?

If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas... Could I spend some time with you between the holidays?



And this one is for all of those fundamentalists out there:

Pssst. Ezekiel 13:12 says we should kiss
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Pick up lines are for "no game" dooshes.
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Dmunster wrote:Pick up lines are for "no game" dooshes.
Wondered why you knew so many :wink:
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Hey doll, is this guy boring you? Why don't you talk to me instead? I'm from a different planet.
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Bertros Bertros wrote:Hey doll, is this guy boring you? Why don't you talk to me instead? I'm from a different planet.
That one sucks :lol:
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Alexwales93 wrote:
Bertros Bertros wrote:Hey doll, is this guy boring you? Why don't you talk to me instead? I'm from a different planet.
That one sucks :lol:
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Bertros Bertros wrote:Hey doll, is this guy boring you? Why don't you talk to me instead? I'm from a different planet.
Isn't that the line from Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy?
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Favorite Pick-Up Line?

Toyota Tundra.




Get it?
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i used all of the above, but my gran wasn't very appreciative :D

just j/k :lol:
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vtmarik wrote:Favorite Pick-Up Line?

Toyota Tundra.




Get it?
*headdesks*
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I GOT SERVED wrote:
vtmarik wrote:Favorite Pick-Up Line?

Toyota Tundra.




Get it?
*headdesks*
As for lines to say to women, I find that "Hello." has a 98% success rate.
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strike wolf wrote:
Bertros Bertros wrote:Hey doll, is this guy boring you? Why don't you talk to me instead? I'm from a different planet.
Isn't that the line from Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy?
Yup. Zaphod Beeblebrox to Trillian.
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says to woman

man:did it hurt.
Woman:did what hurt.
man:when you fell from heaven.


alternate ending
woman:no because i fell into you're arms
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frood wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Bertros Bertros wrote:Hey doll, is this guy boring you? Why don't you talk to me instead? I'm from a different planet.
Isn't that the line from Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy?
Yup. Zaphod Beeblebrox to Trillian.
I like it when they are on the planet of those aliens that destroyed Earth and they are going through a field of I guess they would be called "thought swatters?"
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parno4u wrote:says to woman

man:did it hurt.
Woman:did what hurt.
man:when you fell from heaven.


alternate ending
woman:no because i fell into you're arms
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I GOT SERVED wrote: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
This one's my favorite, mostly because it just about sums up all of my experiences with members of the opposite sex.
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What about, "Do you work at subway? Cuz you be givin me a footlong!"

Or, "Is your daddy a baker? Cuz you have a nice set of buns!" yeahhhh.
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I just like "I have a 12 inch cock"
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