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DOT DOT COMMA COMMA DOT DOT DOT COMMA COMMA DOT DOT DOT COMMA COMMA DOT DOT DOT COMMA COMMA DOT DOT DOT COMMA COMMA DOTTHE ADVENTURES OF Hivim Caroarz ( I am Razorvich )

THE SETUP
The setup
Razorvich wrote:I have been thinking of an April Fools joke, there have been a few good ones in the past and I have an idea.
If approved, you guys will be the only ones that will know about it.
I would like the opportunity to fool the site this April Fools with 1 simple request... Can I create a multi for this purpose?
The last ones were from the Webmasters, no one would expect it to be from me.
I will not play any games.. maybe a guide game to stir it up in the chat, (ask about previous members and clans ect) but thats all.
My thoughts are to create treads something like this: http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... s#p3093527
And then cause some havok on a few walls for a day, just hit the Mods and the "Colourful" members of the forum community after some sort of funky forum post.
TeeGee would most likely be the first to do a multi check on me, and that would be so funny
Catchersmitt, Keefie and the other Department leaders will also be prime targets of my chaos.
Just need the official "Oki-Doki you nutter" from you guys before I continue planning.
Thanks
Razorvich
king achilles wrote:If we don't have any plans for April Fools and this is it, sure, why not.
Razorvich wrote:Blake it is so good to hear from you.. I take that as "GO FOR IT YOU NUTTER"blakebowling wrote:I like this, but we should definitely modify the multi tool to say that you aren't a multi.
Players name: Arch Vizor (too easy?)
I have the time off work so will hit it from midnight on the dot, and then go nutz.
bigWham wrote:it's too late to stop you now, raz. i am putting king achilles in charge of not letting you destroy the site
Direct from "The Basement Disco Lounge" (The REAL Mod Forum) in regards to April Fools
the tale
blakebowling wrote:I had an idea for an April Fool's joke, one that we haven't done yet.
Basically the idea is:
A fake "Basement Disco Lounge" forum will be created.
This forum would be filled with fake / funny threads posted by mods (I'll give you guys the ability to post in it well before the day).
On April Fools, the forum will be made visible to everyone.
What do you guys think of the idea? Would you be willing to post fake threads?
Dukasaur wrote:I'd play along.
IcePack wrote:That would be super fun.
EBConquer wrote:I'd be in.
Razorvich wrote:Sorry everyone, with my RL schedule over the next few weeks, and with the stuff I already have on the go here....
I will not be able to contribute to any April Fools joke this year with you guys.![]()
Catcher can speak for the Chat Department for this project if time permits.
Sorry, sounds like a lot of fun but I am just too busy busy busy
Mad777 wrote:Sounds fun
Keefie wrote:I'm up for it
I EVEN GAVE SOME CLUES.. in the April Fools forum.. HEH HEHExtreme Ways wrote: We should indeed have a separate april fools. Could use Razor's posts about not having the time to do anything this year, for example, or just other ideas.
Razorvich wrote:I do have something ready to go at the right time, but I recon the joke will be on you... ALL OF YOU...dot dot comma comma dot.
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FORUMS:
clans
wow this site is cool, i joined todday
i want to start 1 of these clams. join me if u want 2 b a winna
no noob idoits pleez only real good players will be welcombe.
all thoise who that want 2 come along 4 the ride join, i have da dice list
we cannot lose
we will call this the pussy diktators, and again NO IDOITS ONLY GOOD PLAYERS WILL BE JOINING
i garantee that in 3 months we will be beating the best on this simple gameing site, its all about the dice
join now aND lets kick them all
tourneys
HEy! I'm tkaing to this site bigtime.
I will be the best cause i no stuf about the dice
Help me to get your points, i just copyed this from that josko dudes , and made a lot of changes because his ones suxed
Simple format:
69 Players, Seeded by score and bracket made at the beginning of the tournament.
all games will be against me
i will play the best first and then get down the list as i defeet you all
Each round played on DOODLE BABY!!! (because its looks SO sexy) and i want wins quick
1v1, , Automatic, Sequential, Escalating, Chained, Fog, Trench, Round Limit 100
u win u get another game agenst me, if i win u r out. i play u til i win
no noobs join please cause i want to raise my rank really quickly by killing good players
i am asked the mods team to give me a trial 3 mumf so i can play all the games
dont noobe me out mod dueds and coff up the goodys, this will be HUGE ~!~~~~!!!!
Or 1 of use can pay for me to
SoC Training Grounds
if u need training join my clam the pussy diktaters, dont wory about these smuks
i am the best and will tell u why when u join, i no stuff about the dice
i no all the maps, and i no the dice
i hav a list of the dice by time
its the dice that counts nothin else qand i am good so yay
join me in the clam the pussy diktaters and we will kill everyone good on the games
Callouts
i chalenge anyone good to a game
it doesnt mater wot map cause u will b owned cause i am the best
no lo rank guys, caus i wont to get my score big lots soon
bring it pussies gutles pussies
i chalenge you all
i am the best
bnring it
pusies
Trash
I play my turns in between having sex.
i expext more than 100 games before today ends whens i get 3 mumfs from sum 1
u do the math
i rock, join my clam the pussy diktaters and join my tornie and give me 3 mumfs for more sex
Drafting Room
MapStarter: 1 spot
2 starts 1 spot in the midle just hak and kill
its gota b ezyer 2 get points from idoits who have lotz
here is a map.. shit i cant believe this is not a live map now

also need 3 mumfs pleez in advance so i can run my tournie
and join my clam
Conquer Club Discussion
helo, i just joined
wot is the eziest way 2 get 2 the top of the bord?
i only wont 2 play good hi playrs
how do i stop idoits joining my games when they start up
i wont to also discus why the good 1s are all scared to play me
i mean i want to get to the top quik an u r all gutless
so someone beter let me play lots of games cause the mods around here sux and dont give me nuthin
Bug Reports
i have a complete list of alll the dice but yuor site is not sinked
please correct the time, it is out by 2 seconds asnd it will afects my rolls with my clam and tournie
it is out by 2 secs by my kitchen clok
fix it now pleez
i shold also get a free trial, 3 mumfs pleez so i can play lotz of games cause i was the first to realize this
the hook continues
u r admin big bossman rite?
i am good i can get a free trial, 3 mumfs pleez so i can play lotz of games cause i am good
king achilles
u r admin bossman rite?
i am good i can get a free trial, 3 mumfs pleez so i can play lotz of games cause i am good
blakebowling
u r admin bossman rite?
i am good i can get a free trial, 3 mumfs pleez so i can play lotz of games cause i am good
Razorvich
i just joined today
i see u r the hed chat mod dude
i will talk lotz promis
i can get a free trial, 3 mumfs pleez so i can play lotz of games cause i am good
and lik my new map
Mod Leadership group
i just joined today
i looked at hoo is good in the mods and u must cause u are at the tops, pleez pay me 3 mumfs pleez so i can run my tournie
look at da foroms i post good lotz
u can also join my clam and torny cauz i need ezy wins
and lik my new map
TeeGee(last on the list to prevent an early multi-bust)
i just joined today
just cheked mods on this site and u r top dog it seems woof woof
look at da foroms i post good lotz
i can get a free trial, 3 mumfs pleez so i can play lotz of games cause i am good
and lik my new map
IcePack(2nd last on the list to prevent an early multi-bust)
i just joined today
i just cheked mods on this site and u r the hed clam dude it seems
let me no all the good players to join my clam
no nood idoits pleez
i also need 3 mumfs pleez so i can run my tournie
and lik my new map
dgz345
i just joined today
i just cheked mods on this site and u r the tek guy
your site time is out by 2 secs by my kitchen clok
fix it pleez, as my dice stuff wont work for my clam and tourie
i also need 3 mumfs pleez so i can run my tournie for finded this bug
and lik my new map
Mad777
i just joined today
i just made a tournie up
better than that joskos guy
i also need 3 mumfs so i can run my tournie
and lik my new map
iancanton
i just joined today
i just made the best map
chek ity out
i also need 3 mumfs in advance so i can run my tournie
and lik my new map
dhallmeyer
i just joined today
u r a traning mod yes?
i alredy no all i need 2 no so dont need traning
send me names of good players 2 join my clam the pussy diktaters
no nood idoits pleez
u can join 2 and i need 3 mumfs to run my torny
and lik my new map
other targets
i just joined today
you are a clam mod rite? let me no all the good players to join my clam the pussy diktaters
no nood idoits pleez
i also need 3 mumfs pleez so i can run my tournie
and lik my new map
CatchersMitt14
i just joined today
u r in the clams and chats mods
let me no all the good players to join my clam the pussy diktaters and i promis to talk lotz
no nood idoits pleez
i also need 3 mumfs pleez so i can run my tournie
and lik my new map
Donelladan
i just joined today
u r the sort of guy i wont 2 play 2 get your points
u can stil join my clam the pussy diktaters though u r welcombe
and lik my new map
EBConquer
i just joined today
asked around and u r the 1 2 make me stuf
i need a pussy diktaters signature
and join my clam the pussy diktaters
and 1 need 3 mumfs pleez so i can run my tournie
and lik my new map
jmyork82
i just joined today
u r the sort of guy i wont 2 play 2 get your points
u can stil join my clam the pussy diktaters though u r welcombe
and lik my new map
Extreme Ways
i just joined today
r u jason borne? or moby? i luv those moovys and the song
you are a clam mod rite? let me no all the good players to join my clam the pussy diktaters
i also need 3 mumfs pleez so i can run my tournie
and lik my new map
DoomYoshi
i just joined today
i used to play yoshi on nintento
dinos r kool
join my clam the pussy diktaters and torny u r welcombe
and lik my new map
josko.ri
i just joined today
u r the sort of guy i wont 2 play 2 get your points
i also stole yor tournie and made it beter
join my clam the pussy diktaters and torny u r welcombe
and lik my new map
BoganGod
i just joined today
yay another assie, unless you r a kiwi pretenda
u r the sort of guy i wont 2 play 2 get your points
even if u r a sheep luva u can stil join my clam the pussy diktaters
and lik my new map
owenshooter
i just joined today
i also own a shooter, it gose of offtem
join my clam the pussy diktaters i will need another jeebus apart from me
and my torny
and lik my map in map starters
Symmetry
i just joined today
u r funni in the forums i have red
join my clam the pussy diktaters and torny u r welcombe
and lik my new map
riskllama
i just joined today
lamas r kool, they taste good ion the barby or cury
join my clam the pussy diktaters and torny u r welcombe
and join torny
and lik my new map
nietzsche
i just joined today
u r the sort of guy i wont 2 play 2 get your points
u say u kook? i kook 2
join my clam the pussy diktaters and torny u r welcombe
and join torny
and lik my new map
LiveLoveTeach
i just joined today
u r the sort of guy i wont 2 play 2 get your points
u can stil join my clam the pussy diktaters though u r welcombe
and join my torny
and lik my new map
Barney Rubble
i just joined today
i luv ur name join my clam the pussy diktaters u r welcombe
and join my torny
and lik my new map
BoganGod
i just joined today
u r the sort of guy i wont 2 play 2 get your points
join my clam the pussy diktaters i will need another god apart from me
and join my torny
and lik my new map
Bernie Sanders
i just joined today
u r the sort of guy i wont 2 play 2 get your points
i wil vote 4 u 2
jjoin my clam the pussy diktaters and torny u r welcombe
and lik my new map
WingCmdr Ginkapo
i just joined today
u r the sort of guy i wont 2 play 2 get your points
i also need a wing comanda in my clam
and lik my new map
Maxleod
i just joined today
u r the sort of guy i wont 2 play 2 get your points
i lik cats too
we kan lik pussys together
join my clam the pussy diktaters and torny u r welcombe
and lik my new map
dakky21
i just joined today
they say u no how 2 get credits
i need to run my torie tellme
join my clam the pussy diktaters and torny u r welcombe
and lik my new map
bergy1
i just joined today
i rememba u from a long time bak
u seem not 2 suk now
u need an clam uprade
join my clam the pussy diktaters and torny u r welcombe
and lik my new map
eddie2
i just joined today
i rememba u from a long time bak
u seem not 2 suk now
u need an clam uprade
join my clam the pussy diktaters and torny u r welcombe
and lik my new map
gigi_b
i just joined today
u need an clam uprade
join my clam the pussy diktaters and torny u r welcombe
and lik my new map
rizky_biznezz
i just joined today
u sound lik u need an clam uprade
i am rizky 2, got hot dice calc
join my clam the pussy diktaters and torny u r welcombe
and lik my new map
MagnusGreeol
i just joined today
u r the sort of guy i wont 2 play 2 get your points
join my clam the pussy diktaters and torny u r welcombe
and lik my new map
grifftron
i just joined today
i rememba u from a long time bak
u seem not 2 suk now
join my clam the pussy diktaters and torny u r welcombe
and lik my new map
Hooch
i just joined today
i rememba u from a long time bak
u seem not 2 suk now
join my clam the pussy diktaters and torny u r welcombe
and lik my new map
Max knew something was up before it happened
18:30:17 ‹Maxleod› event?
19:00:41 * Razorvich quit (timeout)
19:06:50 ‹Razorvich› test
19:07:04 ‹Razorvich› ok all good.. i havnt lost my mind
19:07:10 ‹Razorvich› yet
19:16:50 ‹Maxleod› what test?
19:18:09 ‹Maxleod› what do we know?
19:18:43 ‹Razorvich› 19:16:50 ‹Maxleod› what test? LOL that is actually quite funny... ask Catcher
19:19:20 ‹Maxleod› April 1st, Alice in Wonderland, Evil Minion, 4 elephants, and the Goat
19:20:18 ‹Maxleod› kids, you have 17 hours to decipher that
19:21:38 ‹Maxleod› the goat being there probably means nothing, it's just a mystical thing, it's always here, everywhere
19:22:45 ‹Maxleod› the minion is raz but it's his signature and also his avatar, so means nothing either
19:23:27 ‹Maxleod› now we're left with alice in wonderland, and four elephants
19:24:06 ‹Razorvich› hmmm interesting
19:25:30 ‹Razorvich› I have to leave you with your brain fart now... got some things to do
19:25:41 ‹Razorvich› :ninja:
The Mods
(I hear there was even some skype action)
IcePack wrote:He is not the Droid you are looking forEBConquer wrote:Thank you... he's spamming my wall already. lolCatchersMitt14 wrote:Hivim Caroarz
Extreme Ways wrote:And a map.Mad777 wrote:He also walled meEBConquer wrote:lol, what a weirdo. just noticed he's spamming everybody but he certainly is nice enough to to switch things up a bit... plus, he wants us all to join his clam.
....and already created a.........tournament:i just joined today
i just made a tournie up
better than that joskos guy
i also need 3 mumfs so i can run my tournie
and lik my new map
mY tornie thing
Then.....Penny drops with Catcher and I am contacted "mid spam" via skype.....Poor catcher, this month has been a little traumatic

Multi Hunters
15:11:22 ‹TeeGee› ello, do any of the admins know about your new account? creates a headache for multi hunters, we cant bust a single account, have to bust minimum of 2 LOL
15:12:29 ‹Razorvich› LOL... click my signature
15:12:56 ‹Razorvich› April Fools
15:13:01 ‹Razorvich› HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
15:13:16 ‹TeeGee› All good
IcePack wrote:It was really funny, soon as I saw you posting I went straight for multi check and saw right away and laughed. didn't let on so everyone else could get a kick out of looking around / wondering. I did get a bunch of skypes and PM's about the account though, kept it going for as long as I couldRazorvich wrote:Wish I was the fly on the wall when you guys realizedTeeGee wrote:You didnt hide it very well LOL
April Fools Multi Hunters
Hope I put a smile on your faces even for a few minutes LOL
other victims

gigi_b
dakky21gigi_b wrote:Aahaha...wanted to tell you about my wall message, but I see you've got one too.
And love Keefie's response on his wall...)))
08:50:40 * dakky21 joins Social
08:50:58 ‹dakky21› bad joke raz
08:53:16 ‹dakky21› it was just bad... not funny i mean..
09:12:54 * dakky21 quit (timeout)
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I hope I put a WTF? smiles on a few faces today.
This has actually been a very funny month for me
I would like to thank the Admin guys, Wham, K.A. and Blake for allowing my inner evil to run amok for a time.









