Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

[PepeTheFrog]

Hey guys,

I'm 12 years old and my family is very religious. Could all of the homosexuals of this forum please announce yourselves in this thread so I can block you? Thanks!

[riskllama]

sorry, pep - I don't think there are any, hope this helps.

[waauw]

Come on gays, come collect your yellow badges.

[Thorthoth]

llama, you should PM Symmetry and let him know that he's been ordered to report for identification.

You can euphemistically refer to it as ''Pride ID''.

[Symmetry]

You know, I kind of thought that Bernie was a bit of an out-of-date gimmick poster, but at least Bernie Sanders is still alive.

(Waauw- the badges were pink for homosexuals)

[riskllama]

i thought they got a purple triangle, no?

[Symmetry]

i thought they got a purple triangle, no?

Purple was for the people they wanted to be identified as Jehovah's Witnesses. Like modern day Russia, Nazi Germany really hated them.

[Thorthoth]

Jev-Wits = Doorbell Suckers.

[2dimes]

Gosh Pepe, what is a homosexual?

[TA1LGUNN3R]

This is the worst novelty account, Dave.

-TG

[Bernie Sanders]

Hey guys,

I'm 12 years old and my family is very religious. Could all of the homosexuals of this forum please announce yourselves in this thread so I can block you? Thanks!

[BoganGod]

We are all Homer Sexuals. Jeux Sweeeeeeee Homeeeeeeeyyyyyy

[xtratabasco]

Hey guys,

I'm 12 years old and my family is very religious. Could all of the homosexuals of this forum please announce yourselves in this thread so I can block you? Thanks!

just go into the nearest womans bathroom and look for little kids...

[BoganGod]

Pepe just be careful, it is against the rules to dox members, including doxing yourself. Don't share more about yourself please. Not all homosexuals are paedophiles, some hetro sexuals are paedophiles. Be careful about regular forum posters, Fake Bern has form for finding himself making suggestive comments to younger men. I'm interested in people closer to my age(middle aged). Take care, and make sure your parents know what you are doing.

[Army of GOD]

I'm gay



Gay for women

[Bernie Sanders]

I'm gay



Gay for women

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

[waauw]

I'm gay



Gay for women

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

So you have the innate desire to be on the receiving end?

[betiko]

I'm gay



Gay for women

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

So you have the innate desire to be on the receiving end?

more like he can eat pussy but he can't penetrate. Possibly due to erectile disorders.

[mookiemcgee]

I'm gay



Gay for women

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

No, Eddie Izzard is a lesbian trapped in a mans body. You are just confused.

[mandalorian2298]

I am a reincarnation of Jesus. I'm not currently gay but I had a harem of 12 husbands in my previous life. Please don't block me.

[waauw]

I am a reincarnation of Jesus. I'm not currently gay but I had a harem of 12 husbands in my previous life. Please don't block me.

sounds legit.

[DirtyDishSoap]

I have a nasty habit of being regularly fisted by life or some unknown 3rd party, possibly God.

[Bernie Sanders]

I'm gay



Gay for women

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

So you have the innate desire to be on the receiving end?

Yes, I want my pussy eaten and tits played with.

[BoganGod]

I have a nasty habit of being regularly fisted by life or some unknown 3rd party, possibly God.

God, BoganGod mmmmwwwwwwwwaaaaaahaaaaahaaaaahaaaa. You love the salt & citric acid sprinkle I mix into the chilli oil. Who is a naughty boy? Who is a naughty boy? DDS is a naughty, naughty, naughty boy.

[Thorthoth]

I have a nasty habit of being regularly fisted by life or some unknown 3rd party, possibly God.

God, BoganGod mmmmwwwwwwwwaaaaaahaaaaahaaaaahaaaa. You love the salt & citric acid sprinkle I mix into the chilli oil. Who is a naughty boy? Who is a naughty boy? DDS is a naughty, naughty, naughty boy.

Probably just Sym doing God drag, and stopping by for some tea and sodomy on the way to one of his vogueing balls.