Bride driving to her wedding arrested on DUI

[HitRed]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/03/12/br ... r-dui.html

I doubt with a DUI and all the tattoos a white dress for this lady is appropriate.

[notyou2]

Are tattoos a sign of sexual promiscuity? I missed that memo.

[notyou2]

Good news for all you nerds with tats, you're no longer a virgin.

[HitRed]

Are tattoos a sign of sexual promiscuity? I missed that memo.

The survey says!

Men think so. According to one recent survey, compared with ink-free women, men were more likely to approach tattooed women, and more likely to believe that they were sexually available. Meanwhile, according to another report, women with tattoos are more sexually active, meaning they might, indeed, be more available to men.

[Thorthoth]

Uh, yes and no.

[DoomYoshi]

That girl likes to be penetrated.

[Thorthoth]

That girl likes to be penetrated.

Yeah, and for a change, I bet the needle-dicked losers on this site would be right up her alley...
Hey Bernoid!, we found another real-life 'hottie' for you.

[DirtyDishSoap]

Tattoos? Bah humbug, you look like x and you're x and I'm offended!

Who gives a f*ck?

[2dimes]

So what you're saying is you rubbed one out to that thing in the picture?

[Bernie Sanders]

That girl likes to be penetrated.

Yeah, and for a change, I bet the needle-dicked losers on this site would be right up her alley...
Hey Bernoid!, we found another real-life 'hottie' for you.

This thread is for sexually active men only. Masturbation does not count for sexual experience.

Why don't you and Fatllama exchange numbers and get some experience.

[DirtyDishSoap]

So what you're saying is you rubbed one out to that thing in the picture?

Maybe I printed it out and then rubbed one off on it?

[2dimes]

When you write maybe, that represents 100% chance?

[mrswdk]

all the tattoos

Appears to mean 'one tattoo' as far as I can see from that photo.

[Neoteny]

Confirmed: HitRed is over 50 years old.

[Bernie Sanders]

Confirmed: HitRed is over 50 years old.

To be so young and stupid.....I'm so envious.

[riskllama]

Confirmed: HitRed is over 50 years old.

To be so young and stupid.....I'm so envious.

you're stupid, you're just not young.

[Bernie Sanders]

Confirmed: HitRed is over 50 years old.

To be so young and stupid.....I'm so envious.

you're stupid, you're just not young.

Thanks for the kind words......you fukn fat @ss, chain smoking waste of space