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KLOBBER who?
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Thorthoth wrote:KLOBBER who?
KLOBBER anybody, for the right price!
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Knock, knock.
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who's there?
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A thread from 2007
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Cool! Come on in, let's explore the historical implications!
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Worst punchline ever.
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Worst punchline ever who?
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Thorthoth who?
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Who who?
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That's who.
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Wow, TT is still alive?
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When she was just about three, my daughter came up with the following:

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know, why DID the chicken cross the road?
To get to the next joke.
What?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Chicken
Chicken who?
Chicken from the last joke!
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Knock Knock

WHAT?!

it's Jamie..

hi...

do you want to go get some tacos...?

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NP = viva puffer
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jonesthecurl wrote:When she was just about three, my daughter came up with the following:

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know, why DID the chicken cross the road?
To get to the next joke.
What?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Chicken
Chicken who?
Chicken from the last joke!
Reminds me of a recent Batman comic joke from the Joker:

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know
To get to the moron's house

Knock Knock
Who's there?
It's the chicken
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That joke is much older than the comic.
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iAmCaffeine wrote:That joke is much older than the comic.
Prove it, spoilsport.
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Knock, Knock.
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