Guy comes home from work one night and finds his wife in bed wearing nothing but lingerie. So he says alright, empties his pockets and tosses his spare change in the piggy bank next to the bed like he always does, strips off his clothes and gets to making love to his wife. They're going at it and in the throes of passion, the piggy bank gets knocked off the table, shattering on the ground. Guy looks down and sees the floor littered with 20s, 50s and 100s.
Confused, he looks at his wife and says "My love, where did all this money come from??" She looks back at him and says "Well honey, not everyone's as cheap as you."
I still wouldn't call him a loser as he won over 70mil votes, however his attitude and arrogance demeaning anyone who has lost anything, make me happy to present twitter biggest loser