Putang: for beginners

[saxitoxin]

I take public transport

(school bus)

[riskllama]

*skool

[mookiemcgee]

I take public transport

(school bus)

Now we know where he's meeting the 16 year olds

[The ram]

I take public transport

(school bus)

Variety club mini bus

[bigtoughralf]

School bus, this saxitoxin guy thinks I live in an episode of the Shrimpsons.

[2dimes]

I'll leave this here, another miss spell sort of exists on the Internet...

Spoiler

[youtube]vfTJE_PhbFg[/youtube]

[2dimes]

Thread killed. Nicely done everyone.

Congrats to the top Molson Canadian star of the thread, Bigpedoralf.

[The ram]

Now once you incels have drastically improved your physical appearance and have mixed with other humans in a fitness environment, possibly engaging in small talk with other people. Your confidence will be boosted and the thoughts of talking to women might be entering that cesspit of a mind you have.

Do not let failure knock your confidence. Never be scared of being knocked back and don't take it personally. It happens to everyone.

Next week we'll be going to the next stage. Sex, this is where you will need the most help due to the lack of experience.

[The ram]

This last week has been a bit different. Normally speaking I won't date a foreign woman. Not because of my racism but I just automatically assume that it will be hard work due to language barrier. My cheeky banter will be lost on them. However, I met a bird last Thursday and when she turned up I was a little disappointed to immediately notice an eastern European accent, as her texting was perfect English. She had a cracking top set and arse though so I thought seeing as I'm here, I might as well have a drink with her. She turned out to be great company, cheeky, funny and bloody cheap. She had 3 glasses of wine and then drank tap water. She was from Bulgaria and far more classy than the majority of English women. I didn't f*ck her but she gave me a very weird kiss at the end of the evening, and I'm taking her out next week.

On Tuesday evening I had a date on the Isle of Wight. Whilst on the fastcat over to the island I noticed an advert for a drug called pre pep (i think) which if taken before sex it makes it impossible to catch HIV. I never knew such a thing existed! The date was ok, she had pink hair and was a bit gothy. I didn't have too long before the last fastcat back to the mainland but she's a definite shag for the future if I'm going through a quiet period.

[bigtoughralf]

They advertise prep on the ferries to Isle of Wight now? Isn't the average age on the island about 80?

[2dimes]

Next week we'll be going to the next stage. Sex...

Eight days later.

Spoiler

[youtube]f5dMqHqC4pM[/youtube]

[KoolBak]

Fixed.

I take public transport

(short school bus)

[DirtyDishSoap]

I feel like rams desperately trying to pull a Cosby on some poor girl at the bar, and is currently struggling to describe what its like without giving away that he drugged her first.

[mookiemcgee]

Normally speaking I won't date a foreign woman. Not because of my racism but I just automatically assume that it will be hard work due to language barrier. My cheeky banter will be lost on them.

It's very noble of you to not let your racism get in the way of dating foreign women.

[jimboston]

This last week has been a bit different. Normally speaking I won't date a foreign woman. Not because of my racism but I just automatically assume that it will be hard work due to language barrier. My cheeky banter will be lost on them. However, I met a bird last Thursday and when she turned up I was a little disappointed to immediately notice an eastern European accent, as her texting was perfect English. She had a cracking top set and arse though so I thought seeing as I'm here, I might as well have a drink with her. She turned out to be great company, cheeky, funny and bloody cheap. She had 3 glasses of wine and then drank tap water. She was from Bulgaria and far more classy than the majority of English women. I didn't f*ck her but she gave me a very weird kiss at the end of the evening, and I'm taking her out next week.

On Tuesday evening I had a date on the Isle of Wight. Whilst on the fastcat over to the island I noticed an advert for a drug called pre pep (i think) which if taken before sex it makes it impossible to catch HIV. I never knew such a thing existed! The date was ok, she had pink hair and was a bit gothy. I didn't have too long before the last fastcat back to the mainland but she's a definite shag for the future if I'm going through a quiet period.

1) Please describe “very weird kiss”.

2) There’s “PrEP” and “PEP”…. two different things.
https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/clinicians/prev ... d-pep.html

PrEP is better… but it absolutely DOES NOT make it IMPOSSIBLE for you to catch HIV. It reduces the likelihood, but that’s not that same as “impossible”. Fine print in adverts about medicine is important.

[2dimes]

Being an incel seems like a solid defense against STDs.

[Maxleod]

I take public transport

(school bus)

I thought he was on of those "special needs" kid who are homeschooled?

[saxitoxin]

2) There’s “PrEP” and “PEP”…. two different things.
https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/clinicians/prev ... d-pep.html

There's also PEZ.

[thegreekdog]

This thread is awesome.

[The ram]

This last week has been a bit different. Normally speaking I won't date a foreign woman. Not because of my racism but I just automatically assume that it will be hard work due to language barrier. My cheeky banter will be lost on them. However, I met a bird last Thursday and when she turned up I was a little disappointed to immediately notice an eastern European accent, as her texting was perfect English. She had a cracking top set and arse though so I thought seeing as I'm here, I might as well have a drink with her. She turned out to be great company, cheeky, funny and bloody cheap. She had 3 glasses of wine and then drank tap water. She was from Bulgaria and far more classy than the majority of English women. I didn't f*ck her but she gave me a very weird kiss at the end of the evening, and I'm taking her out next week.

On Tuesday evening I had a date on the Isle of Wight. Whilst on the fastcat over to the island I noticed an advert for a drug called pre pep (i think) which if taken before sex it makes it impossible to catch HIV. I never knew such a thing existed! The date was ok, she had pink hair and was a bit gothy. I didn't have too long before the last fastcat back to the mainland but she's a definite shag for the future if I'm going through a quiet period.

1) Please describe “very weird kiss”.

2) There’s “PrEP” and “PEP”…. two different things.
https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/clinicians/prev ... d-pep.html

PrEP is better… but it absolutely DOES NOT make it IMPOSSIBLE for you to catch HIV. It reduces the likelihood, but that’s not that same as “impossible”. Fine print in adverts about medicine is important.

I didn't expect to see you in this thread jimbo, but thanks for the information regarding prep. It may very well be common knowledge in the gay community but as a heterosexual man I'd never heard of it. I'm sure there's an incel or two here. Who after years of frustration are toying with the idea of bum fun with another man. Will really appreciate your input.

The weird kiss was her sticking her tongue right into my mouth and slowly licking around my mouth. Anyway, we have since had a second date. She turned up in an above the knee tight black dress which just showed the top of her stockings when she sat down. The more she drank the more the dress went up, it was a very good night.

[jimboston]

This last week has been a bit different. Normally speaking I won't date a foreign woman. Not because of my racism but I just automatically assume that it will be hard work due to language barrier. My cheeky banter will be lost on them. However, I met a bird last Thursday and when she turned up I was a little disappointed to immediately notice an eastern European accent, as her texting was perfect English. She had a cracking top set and arse though so I thought seeing as I'm here, I might as well have a drink with her. She turned out to be great company, cheeky, funny and bloody cheap. She had 3 glasses of wine and then drank tap water. She was from Bulgaria and far more classy than the majority of English women. I didn't f*ck her but she gave me a very weird kiss at the end of the evening, and I'm taking her out next week.

On Tuesday evening I had a date on the Isle of Wight. Whilst on the fastcat over to the island I noticed an advert for a drug called pre pep (i think) which if taken before sex it makes it impossible to catch HIV. I never knew such a thing existed! The date was ok, she had pink hair and was a bit gothy. I didn't have too long before the last fastcat back to the mainland but she's a definite shag for the future if I'm going through a quiet period.

1) Please describe “very weird kiss”.

2) There’s “PrEP” and “PEP”…. two different things.
https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/clinicians/prev ... d-pep.html

PrEP is better… but it absolutely DOES NOT make it IMPOSSIBLE for you to catch HIV. It reduces the likelihood, but that’s not that same as “impossible”. Fine print in adverts about medicine is important.

I didn't expect to see you in this thread jimbo, but thanks for the information regarding prep. It may very well be common knowledge in the gay community but as a heterosexual man I'd never heard of it. I'm sure there's an incel or two here. Who after years of frustration are toying with the idea of bum fun with another man.

I just want to make sure people don’t believe your misinformed reading of mass-transit advertising.

Will really appreciate your input.

I’m sure you would appreciate my input. I don’t really swing that way, but you’re right in surmising that IF I did it’d be as a “pitcher”.

Good to know you like playing “catcher”

The weird kiss was her sticking her tongue right into my mouth and slowly licking around my mouth. Anyway, we have since had a second date. She turned up in an above the knee tight black dress which just showed the top of her stockings when she sat down. The more she drank the more the dress went up, it was a very good night.

It’s called a French Kiss. I, like most normal red-blooded males, learned about this as a teenager. You should get out more.

[The ram]

This last week has been a bit different. Normally speaking I won't date a foreign woman. Not because of my racism but I just automatically assume that it will be hard work due to language barrier. My cheeky banter will be lost on them. However, I met a bird last Thursday and when she turned up I was a little disappointed to immediately notice an eastern European accent, as her texting was perfect English. She had a cracking top set and arse though so I thought seeing as I'm here, I might as well have a drink with her. She turned out to be great company, cheeky, funny and bloody cheap. She had 3 glasses of wine and then drank tap water. She was from Bulgaria and far more classy than the majority of English women. I didn't f*ck her but she gave me a very weird kiss at the end of the evening, and I'm taking her out next week.

On Tuesday evening I had a date on the Isle of Wight. Whilst on the fastcat over to the island I noticed an advert for a drug called pre pep (i think) which if taken before sex it makes it impossible to catch HIV. I never knew such a thing existed! The date was ok, she had pink hair and was a bit gothy. I didn't have too long before the last fastcat back to the mainland but she's a definite shag for the future if I'm going through a quiet period.

1) Please describe “very weird kiss”.

2) There’s “PrEP” and “PEP”…. two different things.
https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/clinicians/prev ... d-pep.html

PrEP is better… but it absolutely DOES NOT make it IMPOSSIBLE for you to catch HIV. It reduces the likelihood, but that’s not that same as “impossible”. Fine print in adverts about medicine is important.

I didn't expect to see you in this thread jimbo, but thanks for the information regarding prep. It may very well be common knowledge in the gay community but as a heterosexual man I'd never heard of it. I'm sure there's an incel or two here. Who after years of frustration are toying with the idea of bum fun with another man.

I just want to make sure people don’t believe your misinformed reading of mass-transit advertising.

Will really appreciate your input.

I’m sure you would appreciate my input. I don’t really swing that way, but you’re right in surmising that IF I did it’d be as a “pitcher”.

Good to know you like playing “catcher”

The weird kiss was her sticking her tongue right into my mouth and slowly licking around my mouth. Anyway, we have since had a second date. She turned up in an above the knee tight black dress which just showed the top of her stockings when she sat down. The more she drank the more the dress went up, it was a very good night.

It’s called a French Kiss. I, like most normal red-blooded males, learned about this as a teenager. You should get out more.

I really don't see you as a red blooded man Jimmy,. You come across aa some sort of fastidious civil servant, something in the mould of a Heinrich Himmler character. Maybe i missed your posts where you have fun .

[jimboston]

I really don't see you as a red blooded man Jimmy,. You come across aa some sort of fastidious civil servant, something in the mould of a Heinrich Himmler character. Maybe i missed your posts where you have fun .

Your lack of insight doesn’t surprise me.

It’s possible to be a Man and not be loud, obnoxious, and arrogant. You obviously don’t understand this.

Loud, obnoxious, arrogant folks like yourself are more likely boys not men; if older it’s a sign they are over-compensating for something.

[DirtyDishSoap]

More concerned he finds French kissing weird.

Is this your first time? Is this thread really a way for you to ask for advice? Lol!

[Dukasaur]

The weird kiss was her sticking her tongue right into my mouth and slowly licking around my mouth. Anyway, we have since had a second date. She turned up in an above the knee tight black dress which just showed the top of her stockings when she sat down. The more she drank the more the dress went up, it was a very good night.

It’s called a French Kiss. I, like most normal red-blooded males, learned about this as a teenager. You should get out more.

No, a French Kiss is where both partners are using their tongue. A kiss where only one partner rolls their tongue around while the other partner keeps their tongue in suspense is more of a Romanian or Gypsy Kiss.