Putang: for beginners

[jimboston]

The weird kiss was her sticking her tongue right into my mouth and slowly licking around my mouth. Anyway, we have since had a second date. She turned up in an above the knee tight black dress which just showed the top of her stockings when she sat down. The more she drank the more the dress went up, it was a very good night.

It’s called a French Kiss. I, like most normal red-blooded males, learned about this as a teenager. You should get out more.

No, a French Kiss is where both partners are using their tongue. A kiss where only one partner rolls their tongue around while the other partner keeps their tongue in suspense is more of a Romanian or Gypsy Kiss.

I guess.

In my view, if a woman were to push her tongue into my mouth my automatic response would be to reciprocate.

Thus… reading littlerammy’s comment my assumption is that his female partner was looking to French Kiss, and he was just too dumb to know he should reciprocate. The idea that he was “surprised” at the “weird” way this woman pushed her tongue into his mouth.

… if one partner is holding his/her tongue back just temporarily “in suspense” and will eventually reciprocate… well then yeah you’re “french kissing” or really just “making out”.

[DirtyDishSoap]

Don't defend the man, Duk, what're you doing?!

[Dukasaur]

Don't defend the man, Duk, what're you doing?!

I'm scrupulously fair, you know that.

But I strive for accuracy in communication. I don't like misunderstandings whether accidental or intentional.

[The ram]

The weird kiss was her sticking her tongue right into my mouth and slowly licking around my mouth. Anyway, we have since had a second date. She turned up in an above the knee tight black dress which just showed the top of her stockings when she sat down. The more she drank the more the dress went up, it was a very good night.

It’s called a French Kiss. I, like most normal red-blooded males, learned about this as a teenager. You should get out more.

No, a French Kiss is where both partners are using their tongue. A kiss where only one partner rolls their tongue around while the other partner keeps their tongue in suspense is more of a Romanian or Gypsy Kiss.

I guess.

In my view, if a woman were to push her tongue into my mouth my automatic response would be to reciprocate.

Thus… reading littlerammy’s comment my assumption is that his female partner was looking to French Kiss, and he was just too dumb to know he should reciprocate. The idea that he was “surprised” at the “weird” way this woman pushed her tongue into his mouth.

… if one partner is holding his/her tongue back just temporarily “in suspense” and will eventually reciprocate… well then yeah you’re “french kissing” or really just “making out”.

Technically you could call it a French Kiss but that doesn't take away that it was a bit strange.

[jimboston]

Technically you could call it a French Kiss but that doesn't take away that it was a bit strange.

I understand now… you find kissing girls strange because you do it so infrequently.

Now it all makes sense.

[The ram]

Technically you could call it a French Kiss but that doesn't take away that it was a bit strange.

I understand now… you find kissing girls strange because you do it so infrequently.

Now it all makes sense.

No Jim, it was strange because she kissed me like a porn star licking a cock you spunk trumpet. You definitely ain't getting any putang jimbo, nobody that gets regular pussy would come out with the shit you do. I hope you don't have a gun licence with all that bitterness building up

[jimboston]

Technically you could call it a French Kiss but that doesn't take away that it was a bit strange.

I understand now… you find kissing girls strange because you do it so infrequently.

Now it all makes sense.

No Jim, it was strange because she kissed me like a porn star licking a cock you spunk trumpet. You definitely ain't getting any putang jimbo, nobody that gets regular pussy would come out with the shit you do. I hope you don't have a gun licence with all that bitterness building up

1) Apparently you have expertise in how a porn star licks cock. because this is a side gig for you?

2) Your insult “spunk trumpet” implies I shoot big loads, and shoot them often. I would like to take credit for both those compliments, but alas I must admit my load size is probably average.

I find it funny you try to make it seem like I don’t get any, but your surprised when a girl uses her tongue.

I stopped being surprised by a girl using her tongue when I was 14 or 15yo.

[thegreekdog]

This thread - still awesome...

[DirtyDishSoap]

Someone report Boston to his local authorities for murdering ram.

[jimboston]

Someone report Boston to his local authorities for murdering ram.

He’s not dead.

He’ll be back.

His misogynistic, egotistic, uneducated, wannabe alpha male type are usually too dumb to realize when they’ve lost a verbal argument.
(.. or in this case a forum “debate”.)

[Serbia]

Perhaps we should ease up on ram. I’m wondering if he suffers from Kallmann Syndrome. This thread alone suggests it’s definitely a possibility, however when combined with the fact that there has been no change in his writing style over the past several years, I think it’s something we have to take into consideration when responding to him.

[Dukasaur]

Kudos to Serbia for finding an expression that I needed to Google. Always a good day when you learn something new!

[The ram]

Technically you could call it a French Kiss but that doesn't take away that it was a bit strange.

I understand now… you find kissing girls strange because you do it so infrequently.

Now it all makes sense.

No Jim, it was strange because she kissed me like a porn star licking a cock you spunk trumpet. You definitely ain't getting any putang jimbo, nobody that gets regular pussy would come out with the shit you do. I hope you don't have a gun licence with all that bitterness building up

1) Apparently you have expertise in how a porn star licks cock. because this is a side gig for you?

2) Your insult “spunk trumpet” implies I shoot big loads, and shoot them often. I would like to take credit for both those compliments, but alas I must admit my load size is probably average.

I find it funny you try to make it seem like I don’t get any, but your surprised when a girl uses her tongue.

I stopped being surprised by a girl using her tongue when I was 14 or 15yo.

Sorry for delay, I had to work due to illness. I normally only work around 2 hours a day so these 10 hour days have been a shock to the system and a proper inconvenience.

Now jimbo, I never said I was surprised did I? I said it was weird due to the type of kiss and timing. This seems to be a trait of yours to make something up or misconstrue what someone says.

Someone report Boston to his local authorities for murdering ram.

He’s not dead.

He’ll be back.

His misogynistic, egotistic, uneducated, wannabe alpha male type are usually too dumb to realize when they’ve lost a verbal argument.
(.. or in this case a forum “debate”.)

I'm misogynistic? Jimbo you live in MSMworld, did they tell you that women don't like to be looked at as a sexual object? They fucking do! Do you think they wear revealing clothes to feel the breeze?

You're really starting to show a lack experience and I can tell everything you come out with is exactly how the MSM narrative want you to follow. It's not real jim, not yet anyway. We ain't all dull little box tickers yet.

Perhaps we should ease up on ram. I’m wondering if he suffers from Kallmann Syndrome. This thread alone suggests it’s definitely a possibility, however when combined with the fact that there has been no change in his writing style over the past several years, I think it’s something we have to take into consideration when responding to him.

It's called taking the piss. You obviously like following my posts even though I don't know you. Don't worry, I won't change my style, enjoy.

[jimboston]

Sorry for delay, I had to work due to illness. I normally only work around 2 hours a day so these 10 hour days have been a shock to the system and a proper inconvenience.

“wah wah wah, I have to work too much”

Now jimbo, I never said I was surprised did I? I said it was weird due to the type of kiss and timing. This seems to be a trait of yours to make something up or misconstrue what someone says.

You are correct, you never used the word “weird”… but it was kinda implied.

That said, let me rephrase my previous comment and just point out that you think french kissing is “weird”.
Again… that’s still something no real man over 14yo thinks.

I'm misogynistic?

Yes. You are… at least that’s the persona you present here.

Jimbo you live in MSMworld, did they tell you that women don't like to be looked at as a sexual object? They fucking do! Do you think they wear revealing clothes to feel the breeze?

Sure, many women do like to dress sexy and be looked at as “sexual objects” in different circumstances and by some people. I have no problem with appreciating female beauty and I have no problem with either women who want to show off, or men that appreciate this.

That said, IMHO, your chat and demeanor on here crosses the line from appreciating women/female beauty… through “typical” male “locker room chat”… all the way to mysogyny. You can disagree, but if we were to break down an analyze your general presentation of “self” I am confident that my impression would stand the face of detailed scrutiny.

You're really starting to show a lack experience

… meaningless throw-away line to try to prove some point, while really saying nothing and presenting nothing to support the claim.

I think it’s the exact opposite. I have a lifetime of experience and you’re a child.

and I can tell everything you come out with is exactly how the MSM narrative want you to follow. It's not real jim, not yet anyway. We ain't all dull little box tickers yet.

This is just more horseshit. I follow neither the standard liberal MSM narrative nor the default “alternative” conservative narrative.

(That’s a lot of ‘times.)

[The ram]

Sorry for delay, I had to work due to illness. I normally only work around 2 hours a day so these 10 hour days have been a shock to the system and a proper inconvenience.

“wah wah wah, I have to work too much”

Now jimbo, I never said I was surprised did I? I said it was weird due to the type of kiss and timing. This seems to be a trait of yours to make something up or misconstrue what someone says.

You are correct, you never used the word “weird”… but it was kinda implied.

That said, let me rephrase my previous comment and just point out that you think french kissing is “weird”.
Again… that’s still something no real man over 14yo thinks.

I'm misogynistic?

Yes. You are… at least that’s the persona you present here.

Jimbo you live in MSMworld, did they tell you that women don't like to be looked at as a sexual object? They fucking do! Do you think they wear revealing clothes to feel the breeze?

Sure, many women do like to dress sexy and be looked at as “sexual objects” in different circumstances and by some people. I have no problem with appreciating female beauty and I have no problem with either women who want to show off, or men that appreciate this.

That said, IMHO, your chat and demeanor on here crosses the line from appreciating women/female beauty… through “typical” male “locker room chat”… all the way to mysogyny. You can disagree, but if we were to break down an analyze your general presentation of “self” I am confident that my impression would stand the face of detailed scrutiny.

You're really starting to show a lack experience

… meaningless throw-away line to try to prove some point, while really saying nothing and presenting nothing to support the claim.

I think it’s the exact opposite. I have a lifetime of experience and you’re a child.

and I can tell everything you come out with is exactly how the MSM narrative want you to follow. It's not real jim, not yet anyway. We ain't all dull little box tickers yet.

This is just more horseshit. I follow neither the standard liberal MSM narrative nor the default “alternative” conservative narrative.

(That’s a lot of ‘times.)

Would you mind if I call you Heinrich from now on?

[bigtoughralf]

Jimbo you live in MSMworld, did they tell you that women don't like to be looked at as a sexual object? They fucking do! Do you think they wear revealing clothes to feel the breeze?

Sure, many women do like to dress sexy and be looked at as “sexual objects” in different circumstances and by some people.

Many women in most parts of the world continue to dress modestly specifically so as to be treated as a person, not as a sexual object. It is only godless Westernized nihilists who have been brainwashed into thinking their only purpose in life is to sexually gratify men.

[2dimes]

Jimbo you live in MSMworld, did they tell you that women don't like to be looked at as a sexual object? They fucking do! Do you think they wear revealing clothes to feel the breeze?

Sure, many women do like to dress sexy and be looked at as “sexual objects” in different circumstances and by some people.

Many women in most parts of the world continue to dress modestly specifically so as to be treated as a person, not as a sexual object. they don't get killed with rocks thrown by those following the religion of peace. It is only godless Westernized nihilists like Jim, who have been brainwashed into thinking their only purpose in life is to sexually gratify men. women should be able to safely go to the beach and get an ankle tan.

Fixed.

[jimboston]

Would you mind if I call you Heinrich from now on?

You’ve used that same lame joke before.

Got to move when you have no response to my jabs.

[2dimes]

[jimboston]

Jimbo you live in MSMworld, did they tell you that women don't like to be looked at as a sexual object? They fucking do! Do you think they wear revealing clothes to feel the breeze?

Sure, many women do like to dress sexy and be looked at as “sexual objects” in different circumstances and by some people.

Many women in most parts of the world continue to dress modestly specifically so as to be treated as a person, not as a sexual object. It is only godless Westernized nihilists who have been brainwashed into thinking their only purpose in life is to sexually gratify men.

Not all women in westernized society dress like this, or want to be looked at as sexual objects.

… and some women who do dress like this do so only in specific circumstances (i.e. a night out, vs.work).

I’m not suggesting all “western women” are like this. I am just acknowledging that the ram is right in the sense that some women are like this.

[2dimes]

And I think most western men miss, Anna Nicole, Marilyn and Tawny.

[thegreekdog]

Sorry... but just to make sure I understand... you fine folks are saying that women (in the western world) dress a certain way to sexualize themselves for the gratification of men? I just want clarity here...

[jimboston]

Sorry... but just to make sure I understand... you fine folks are saying that women (in the western world) dress a certain way to sexualize themselves for the gratification of men? I just want clarity here...

The ram was saying this… because he’s a misogynistic pig.

I was agreeing in part… noting that this is true of a subset of women but not of ALL women.

[bigtoughralf]

Jimbo you live in MSMworld, did they tell you that women don't like to be looked at as a sexual object? They fucking do! Do you think they wear revealing clothes to feel the breeze?

Sure, many women do like to dress sexy and be looked at as “sexual objects” in different circumstances and by some people.

Many women in most parts of the world continue to dress modestly specifically so as to be treated as a person, not as a sexual object. they don't get killed with rocks thrown by those following the religion of peace. It is only godless Westernized nihilists like Jim, who have been brainwashed into thinking their only purpose in life is to sexually gratify men. women should be able to safely go to the beach and get an ankle tan.

Fixed.

I wasn't referencing the Muslim world but I see the ripples of jp4's anti-Arab pebble continue to reverberate around this forum.

[bigtoughralf]

Sorry... but just to make sure I understand... you fine folks are saying that women (in the western world) dress a certain way to sexualize themselves for the gratification of men? I just want clarity here...

I was responding to a comment about women but in fairness, if you ask me then Western men can be equally as immodest.