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[bigtoughralf]

He didn't insinuate it, he stated it explicitly. You're welcome.

[DirtyDishSoap]

Why the f*ck does he keep calling everyone an incel? It's about as overused as cuck and simp at this point by morons who didn't understand what they actually meant.

[saxitoxin]

Why the f*ck does he keep calling everyone an incel?

[jimboston]

Why the f*ck does he keep calling everyone an incel? It's about as overused as cuck and simp at this point by morons who didn't understand what they actually meant.

because he’s not creative in any way…

At best he’s an immature teenage boy with an over-active hormonal system and he jerks off every time he posts some drivel that he thinks is amusing… if this is the case he hopefully will grow out of it.

At worst he’s a 20something misogynistic ass who was spoiled by his whore mother and is now a threat to civil society.

[The ram]

Ugh. Serb. Gotta quit quoting those tools' posts. So much more pleasant when they're hidden

And since I was unfortunate enough to see it.....I laughed at the faceless bot that insinuated he was a "man that got regular snatch".

What an eloquent statement. It speaks volumes about his moral compass

Of course, since it's probably a 13 year old paraplegic with tourettes, like saxi and the rest of these wastes of skin, I guess the point is moot.

Anyhow, I kindly request you refrain from quoting.

Why the f*ck does he keep calling everyone an incel? It's about as overused as cuck and simp at this point by morons who didn't understand what they actually meant.

Why the f*ck does he keep calling everyone an incel?

Why the f*ck does he keep calling everyone an incel? It's about as overused as cuck and simp at this point by morons who didn't understand what they actually meant.

because he’s not creative in any way…

At best he’s an immature teenage boy with an over-active hormonal system and he jerks off every time he posts some drivel that he thinks is amusing… if this is the case he hopefully will grow out of it.

At worst he’s a 20something misogynistic ass who was spoiled by his whore mother and is now a threat to civil society.

Here we have 4 examples of incels venting their venom. The poor wretched souls have so little joy in their sexless existence that the only form of satisfaction they can get is from anger.

Let's hope they've got it out of their system and are not considering running anok with an automatic rifle at the local abortion clinic.

[saxitoxin]

Ugh. Serb. Gotta quit quoting those tools' posts. So much more pleasant when they're hidden

And since I was unfortunate enough to see it.....I laughed at the faceless bot that insinuated he was a "man that got regular snatch".

What an eloquent statement. It speaks volumes about his moral compass

Of course, since it's probably a 13 year old paraplegic with tourettes, like saxi and the rest of these wastes of skin, I guess the point is moot.

Anyhow, I kindly request you refrain from quoting.

Why the f*ck does he keep calling everyone an incel? It's about as overused as cuck and simp at this point by morons who didn't understand what they actually meant.

Why the f*ck does he keep calling everyone an incel?

Why the f*ck does he keep calling everyone an incel? It's about as overused as cuck and simp at this point by morons who didn't understand what they actually meant.

because he’s not creative in any way…

At best he’s an immature teenage boy with an over-active hormonal system and he jerks off every time he posts some drivel that he thinks is amusing… if this is the case he hopefully will grow out of it.

At worst he’s a 20something misogynistic ass who was spoiled by his whore mother and is now a threat to civil society.

Here we have 4 examples of incels venting their venom. The poor wretched souls have so little joy in their sexless existence that the only form of satisfaction they can get is from anger.

Let's hope they've got it out of their system and are not considering running anok with an automatic rifle at the local abortion clinic.

EXCUSE ME ... how did I make this list? The other ones I get, but me?

I'm Team Ram (formerly Team Xeno) --- always throw in with the villain

[jimboston]

Why the f*ck does he keep calling everyone an incel?

because he’s not creative in any way…

Here we have 4 examples of incels venting their venom. The poor wretched souls have so little joy in their sexless existence that the only form of satisfaction they can get is from anger.

Let's hope they've got it out of their system and are not considering running anok with an automatic rifle at the local abortion clinic.

… and then he comes up with a new creative retort, thereby proving us all wrong…

[jimboston]

EXCUSE ME ... how did I make this list? The other ones I get, but me?

I'm Team Ram (formerly Team Xeno) --- always throw in with the villain

I’m guessing he’s just too stoopid to differentiate between people insulting him and people supporting him.

[thegreekdog]

of the women I've surveyed

You must have used those special binoculars that detect a person's dreams and desires.

I like to think that when I ask someone a direct question, someone will answer me honestly. I suppose I could say "no, I don't believe you" but that seems tedious and, frankly, counterproductive to life generally.

In my defense, when you asked a straight question I did give you a straight answer. I'm just not sure how you understand what motivates all these women you've been eyeing up to flaunt their cleavage, unless you've been doing a survey.

Personally I find these messy people with all their skin flapping around fairly unappealing but I guess I'm not their target audience.

Yeah, maybe I should have caveated that I did not ask strippers "Are you dressed like that to impress men?"

Here's a thought experiment... go ask all the women you interact with on a daily basis the following question - "Are you dressing like that to impress men?" and see what happens.

Separately, I worked with two people. The first person was a married woman with incredibly large breasts who would constantly wear revealing clothing. The second person was a single gay man who would comment, regularly to me, "I wish [woman] would put her ham hocks away. It's gross." I still get a bit of a chuckle thinking about it.

And, to preempt the request - no, ram, I don't have the woman's number.

[bigtoughralf]

Like I said, it's not just about women. Men who dress in such a way as to exhibit their body are also doing it because they think it's attractive. Why else would they do it?

[Dukasaur]

of the women I've surveyed

You must have used those special binoculars that detect a person's dreams and desires.

I like to think that when I ask someone a direct question, someone will answer me honestly. I suppose I could say "no, I don't believe you" but that seems tedious and, frankly, counterproductive to life generally.

In my defense, when you asked a straight question I did give you a straight answer. I'm just not sure how you understand what motivates all these women you've been eyeing up to flaunt their cleavage, unless you've been doing a survey.

Personally I find these messy people with all their skin flapping around fairly unappealing but I guess I'm not their target audience.

Yeah, maybe I should have caveated that I did not ask strippers "Are you dressed like that to impress men?"

Here's a thought experiment... go ask all the women you interact with on a daily basis the following question - "Are you dressing like that to impress men?" and see what happens.

Separately, I worked with two people. The first person was a married woman with incredibly large breasts who would constantly wear revealing clothing. The second person was a single gay man who would comment, regularly to me, "I wish [woman] would put her ham hocks away. It's gross." I still get a bit of a chuckle thinking about it.

And, to preempt the request - no, ram, I don't have the woman's number.

[thegreekdog]

Like I said, it's not just about women. Men who dress in such a way as to exhibit their body are also doing it because they think it's attractive. Why else would they do it?

The original premise that I was replying to was the contention that women dressed a certain way to be seen as a sexual object, which I took to mean "oi, that bird is dressed that way because she wants to get fucked." (I assume theram is a Brit so I'm using terms he's familiar with... I don't know the current UK euphemism for sex). That is not the same as dressing to be attractive. Speaking for myself, for example, I dress a certain way to look the best I can. It's not because I'm trying to get some girl (or guy) to f*ck me.

EDIT - And for what it's worth, I'm fairly certain strippers dress a certain way to make money (not to try to get men to f*ck them).

[jusplay4fun]

Like I said, it's not just about women. Men who dress in such a way as to exhibit their body are also doing it because they think it's attractive. Why else would they do it?

ralf again shows the cursory nature of his thinking. People dress the way they do for MANY reasons. Comfort, appeal to one's sense of attractiveness, and to project a "look" of importance or leisure or "coolness" are a few reasons to explain how one dresses. There are also some expectations of dress in the workplace. We do not expect a plumber to wear a suit and tie to his job; we expect nurses to wear hospital scrubs.

The main focus here seems NOT to be at work, but when one is out for fun or recreation or to socialize. Again, that is not a simple as "a woman dresses to look like a prostitute." Are you out with friends? Is the primary focus to "pick up" or "hook up" with someone? Are you out for a beer or (alcoholic) drink with friends? or to try to find new a "Friend" or "friends" or other reason? Or is there a mixed message, "yes, I am open to meet others" but that is not the main reason to go out to dinner with a current and actual friend.

And yes, trying to be sexually appealing is a factor, no doubt. It is a top priority for some and low for others. Some are attractive without trying and others have to do LOTS to get there. Dress, make up (cosmetics), and perfume (or cologne) are part of that package.

One last point: there is no one universal standard of dress. What may be risque' or very sexy to one person may be normal to another.

[2dimes]

The ram will likely be mourning the loss of Marvin so don't expect any updates here for a while.

[The ram]

The ram will likely be mourning the loss of Marvin so don't expect any updates here for a while.

I haven't been able to do an update for quite a while now as I keep getting interrupted by all the incels and their resentment and negativity. Whatever happened to #bekind. I am interested as to why you would think I'd be mourning meatloaf though?

[2dimes]

Just a guess. Figured you might be a fan. Two Out Of Three, "I'll be gone when the morning comes..." that sort of thing.

[The ram]

I've never liked rock music. Since meatloaf died I've read about him though. He didn't really have many hit records and the ones he did have were mainly in the late 70s. All quite memorable songs, not my cup of tea mind but acceptable after a few vodkas down the pub.

[2dimes]

True but.. He was still getting royalties from the first one, almost fifty years later. Which isn't bad after being rejected by several record labels.

The single concert featuring him I went to in the 1990s was quite the theatrical event.

Plus he returned to touring and selling out major venues in Australia and NewZealand, after what I presume was the final album, Hell in a Hand-Basket, made and initially released down there in 2011. He would have kept touring the rest of the world at 64 years old if he could have.

Most importantly here, the ladies loved those memorable songs.

EDIT: as usual, I'm wrong. He made another record in 2016, though the guy writing the article said it was pretty bad, "second worst?" partially because Meat Loaf was having trouble singing like he used to. He would have almost been 70.

[saxitoxin]

The ram will likely be mourning the loss of Marvin so don't expect any updates here for a while.

I haven't been able to do an update for quite a while now as I keep getting interrupted by all the incels and their resentment and negativity. Whatever happened to #bekind. I am interested as to why you would think I'd be mourning meatloaf though?

The silent majority supports you.

[The ram]

The ram will likely be mourning the loss of Marvin so don't expect any updates here for a while.

I haven't been able to do an update for quite a while now as I keep getting interrupted by all the incels and their resentment and negativity. Whatever happened to #bekind. I am interested as to why you would think I'd be mourning meatloaf though?

The silent majority supports you.

Yeah I always thought they were.

I mean when I took on the herculean task of helping the likes of Jimcel dds and KoolBak attract pussy. I didn't expect thanks but I'm shocked and deeply saddened by the amount of abuse I've received.

[2dimes]

Don't let those bullies hurt your feelings and make you quit.

If you can somehow switch gears and actually give Ralf some advice, particularly if that advice, miraculously helps him attract a scantily clad man or woman, especially if they touch his pee pee.

I bet he will be eternally greatfull and possibly even thank you.

[jimboston]

I've never liked rock music.

… and you claim others are ‘uncles’ and you’re some sort of stud?

I see a contradiction.

[2dimes]

I've never liked rock music.

… and you claim others are ‘uncles’ and you’re some sort of stud?

I see a contradiction.

Hold on now, even though it's subliminal and he has not come out to write it directly yet. Maybe this is tip number two.

Ditch the Elvis and put on some Ylvis.

The original premise that I was replying to was the contention that women dressed a certain way to be seen as a sexual object, which I took to mean "oi, that bird is dressed that way because she wants to get fucked." (I assume theram is a Brit so I'm using terms he's familiar with... I don't know the current UK euphemism for sex).

It's still shag i'n'it?

[2dimes]

The original premise that I was replying to was the contention that women dressed a certain way to be seen as a sexual object, which I took to mean "oi, that bird is dressed that way because she wants to get fucked." (I assume theram is a Brit so I'm using terms he's familiar with... I don't know the current UK euphemism for sex).

It's still shag i'n'it?

[The ram]

I've never liked rock music.

… and you claim others are ‘uncles’ and you’re some sort of stud?

I see a contradiction.

It's the 21st century Jimcel. I honestly haven't met a bird into that shit for as long as I can remember.