My ____ is ___ than yours!

[Dukasaur]

My spamposting is relevanter than yours!

[Thorthoth]

My bumping is more revitalizing than yours.

[Serbia]

My cock is much bigger than yours!
My cock can walk right through the door
With a feeling so pure
It's got you screaming back for more

[HitRed]

My spring water is more refreshing than yours!

[Votanic]

My first horizontal line is longer than my second horizontal line.

[jusplay4fun]

My first horizontal line is longer than my second horizontal line.

That is a FAIL, Vot; does not meet the criteria. Try again.

[Votanic]

My first horizontal line is longer than my second horizontal line.

That is a FAIL, Vot; does not meet the criteria. Try again.

Both of my horizontal lines are longer than both of your horizontal lines.

[jusplay4fun]

My first horizontal line is longer than my second horizontal line.

That is a FAIL, Vot; does not meet the criteria. Try again.

Both of my horizontal lines are longer than both of your horizontal lines.

and....

you still come up short. FAIL.

[Votanic]

My first horizontal line is longer than my second horizontal line.

That is a FAIL, Vot; does not meet the criteria. Try again.

Both of my horizontal lines are longer than both of your horizontal lines.

and....

you still come up short. FAIL.

You're just jealous, Mr. Tinylines.

[jusplay4fun]

My quality of POSTS is CONSISTENTLY better than yours!

(It is quality rather than quantity (size, amount) that counts, Vot.)