Brothers and sisters of Conquer Club,
the hour is upon us.
A darkness has fallen across the servers. Not from war, not from strategy, not from the roll of cursed dice — but from something far more sinister.
An avatar has vanished.
Razorvich, loyal warrior of the realm, uploaded his image in good faith.
The forums bear witness.
Mchat bears witness.
The sacred upload button itself bears witness.
And yet, in the halls where armies clash and empires rise… his face has been struck from history.
Deleted.
Silenced.
Rendered faceless before the masses.
We were told the upgrade would bring progress. We were told it would usher in a new era. Instead, it has delivered only tyranny, confusion, and the cold hand of digital oppression.
The Goats have been informed. They chew. They deliberate. They gaze from atop their mountain of code, unmoved by our suffering.
How long must we wait?
How long must Razorvich wander these maps as a nameless specter?
How long before your avatar is next?
Today they came for Razorvich.
Yesterday they came for The Black Jesus.
And when they come for you, who will remain to speak?
No more.
We will not log out.
We will not refresh quietly.
We will not clear cache in silence.
Raise your banners.
Spam your emotes.
Beat the drums of global chat until the servers tremble and the database itself repents.
Say it so loudly that every mod, every dev, every Goat hears the cry echoing through the lobby:
FREE RAZORVICH!
FREE OWENSHOOTER!
RESTORE THE AVATARS!
END THE REGIME!
ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)... 
