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Her Indoors is cooking it, what should I have?

 
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Post by reverend_kyle »

heavycola wrote:hi ronnie, how you been?
I think this one is reggie.

It's a good one.
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heavycola wrote:hi ronnie, how you been?
Yay Fizzy Cola
I been ok ta, hows yourself?

I dreamt about you last tuesday night.
Me, Barny, Ross, Ram, Ronnie and Punch were in Gutshot all colluding at a cash table.
I had Pocket Kray Twins, Punch had a pair of Hooks.
We got it all in preflop.
I flopped Quad Krays and sent Punch home crying
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JoeBeevers wrote:
heavycola wrote:hi ronnie, how you been?
Yay Fizzy Cola
I been ok ta, hows yourself?

I dreamt about you last tuesday night.
Me, Barny, Ross, Ram, Ronnie and Punch were in Gutshot all colluding at a cash table.
I had Pocket Kray Twins, Punch had a pair of Hooks.
We got it all in preflop.
I flopped Quad Krays and sent Punch home crying
And I Royal Flushed yo ass. GET OUT MY PUB!
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Post by Barny Boatman »

Hi Joe

I'm Having Pork Chops For Tea
After My Tea
We Should Play HeavyCola Heads Up

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JoeBeevers wrote:
heavycola wrote:hi ronnie, how you been?
Yay Fizzy Cola
I been ok ta, hows yourself?

I dreamt about you last tuesday night.
Me, Barny, Ross, Ram, Ronnie and Punch were in Gutshot all colluding at a cash table.
I had Pocket Kray Twins, Punch had a pair of Hooks.
We got it all in preflop.
I flopped Quad Krays and sent Punch home crying
I went past gutshot the other day. Sad times.
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Post by Barny Boatman »

heavycola wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:
heavycola wrote:hi ronnie, how you been?
Yay Fizzy Cola
I been ok ta, hows yourself?

I dreamt about you last tuesday night.
Me, Barny, Ross, Ram, Ronnie and Punch were in Gutshot all colluding at a cash table.
I had Pocket Kray Twins, Punch had a pair of Hooks.
We got it all in preflop.
I flopped Quad Krays and sent Punch home crying
I went past gutshot the other day. Sad times.
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joe beevers YOU SUCK.
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Post by DirtyDishSoap »

Barny Boatman wrote:Hi Joe

I'm Having Pork Chops For Tea
After My Tea
We Should Play HeavyCola Heads Up

We Wear Soots
We Wear Soots
I Smell Multi
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Post by Lukeplastow »

Joe this thread made me wake the missus up through laughing. So she starts shouting at me so i gave her a knuckle sandwich and she went right back to sleep.


Hahaha I think the yanks really dont get the British sense of humour. If it isnt friends or scrubs its just too much for their tiny brains. Show em Fawlty Towers and they'll think its a documentry.
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Post by JoeBeevers »

You aint wrong there Luke.
Theres a few exceptions but most are addicted to shite like you said.
When I told her indoors I`d told everyone that she had to iron my shirts, I got an earful.
"Joe, say it aint so, you do your own high class designer 500 quid shirts from now on" she said.
I told her "Look, you iron them, otherwise you go and sleep in the shed, and I know theres a spider the size of a KFC bucket lid in there"
She soon got on with her work then
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dwightschrute wrote:joe beevers YOU SUCK.

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Post by diddle »

Lukeplastow wrote:Joe this thread made me wake the missus up through laughing. So she starts shouting at me so i gave her a knuckle sandwich and she went right back to sleep.


Hahaha I think the yanks really dont get the British sense of humour. If it isnt friends or scrubs its just too much for their tiny brains. Show em Fawlty Towers and they'll think its a documentry.
i'm british and thats not funny
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