HURT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:36 pm

Ok basically say the worst way you can think of to hurt the person above you.

SO COME ON HURT PPL :twisted:

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:37 pm

Shut the hell up.

Balsiefen · Post by **Balsiefen** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:41 pm

how is this different from flame the person above you?

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:43 pm

It's not. Oh, by the way, I like your avatar. Guy from Black Books =)

LSU Tiger Josh · Post by **LSU Tiger Josh** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:44 pm

Some people have nothing better to do then to just spam so their post counts go up :roll:

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:48 pm

I eat you

dustn64 · Post by **dustn64** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:51 pm

this is the same as the king of the hill thread but without saying...

dustn64's hill

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:51 pm

dustn64 wrote:this is the same as the king of the hill thread but without saying...

dustn64's hill

and....

ps i break that thumb ant turn it into a thumbs down

vtmarik · Post by **vtmarik** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:43 pm

I take the end of a garden hoe and slam it into his gut several times, then use the entrails to cut off the blood supply to his hands and feet. I then take the finest sandpaper I can find and begin shredding the skin off of his skull.

While the nerve endings are good, fresh, and exposed, I anoint him with a mixture of lime juice, battery acid, and salt before dunking his head in a sodium hydroxide bath.

Just before he dies, I kick him in the testicles.

willis · Post by **willis** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:58 pm

vtmarik wrote:I take the end of a garden hoe and slam it into his gut several times, then use the entrails to cut off the blood supply to his hands and feet. I then take the finest sandpaper I can find and begin shredding the skin off of his skull.

While the nerve endings are good, fresh, and exposed, I anoint him with a mixture of lime juice, battery acid, and salt before dunking his head in a sodium hydroxide bath.

Just before he dies, I kick him in the testicles.

Have you talked to your therapist lately?

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:03 pm

vtmarik wrote:I take the end of a garden hoe and slam it into his gut several times, then use the entrails to cut off the blood supply to his hands and feet. I then take the finest sandpaper I can find and begin shredding the skin off of his skull.

While the nerve endings are good, fresh, and exposed, I anoint him with a mixture of lime juice, battery acid, and salt before dunking his head in a sodium hydroxide bath.

Just before he dies, I kick him in the testicles.

pmsl

sam_levi_11 · Post by **sam_levi_11** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:16 pm

vtmarik wrote:I take the end of a garden hoe and slam it into his gut several times, then use the entrails to cut off the supply to his hands and feet. I then take the finest sandpaper I can find and begin shredding the skin off of his skull.

While the nerve endings are good, fresh, and exposed, I anoint him with a mixture of lime juice, battery acid, and salt before dunking his head in a sodium hydroxide bath.

Just before he dies, I kick him in the testicles.

lol, not even i could i top that

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:22 pm

I take your eyes out then cut your testacles off i make them swap places.
Using a rake i keep hitting you in the back.
i then shit in your mouth and make you eat it.
i then throw you into a volcano.

Chystal Halon · Post by **Chystal Halon** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:30 pm

cena-rules wrote:I take your eyes out then cut your testacles off i make them swap places.
Using a rake i keep hitting you in the back.
i then shit in your mouth and make you eat it.
i then throw you into a volcano.

the soldiers heads drop off in your avatar

:lol:

it really does look like thats gonna happen

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:31 pm

Chystal Halon wrote:
cena-rules wrote:I take your eyes out then cut your testacles off i make them swap places.
Using a rake i keep hitting you in the back.
i then shit in your mouth and make you eat it.
i then throw you into a volcano.

the soldiers heads drop off in your avatar

it really does look like thats gonna happen

soldiers???

sam_levi_11 · Post by **sam_levi_11** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:40 pm

i slowly grate your foot into a hamsandwich and make you eat it, then i prise you eyes out with the blunt end of a spoon before poking the eyesockets with a muddy stick with a turd on the end, i then make u drink your moms period while i crush your balls inbetween two bricks. i then chop ur nob into very small peices and then put a white hot up your arse followed by getting a dog to bite you arse.

then i will cut you open and in the last few minutes of your life i perform the egyptian method fo taking out your organs and showing them to you one by one till you die..........i keep the organs in a container labelled "cens organs".

dwightschrute · Post by **dwightschrute** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:11 pm

cena you suck
and this thread sucks

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:13 am

i poke your eyes with a rusty pin then give you a tetnus shot in the bollocks

Aries · Post by **Aries** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:17 am

Hi everybody

I'm just here to spread cheer and happiness

*hugs everyone* Well Goodbye all, and Have fun

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:31 am

Inserts large dildo into aries' ass.

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:32 am

Norse wrote:Inserts large dildo into aries' ass.

kicks dildo further up

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:33 am

cena-rules wrote:
Norse wrote:Inserts large dildo into aries' ass.

kicks dildo further up

Inserts a second one.

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:33 am

kicks that up as well

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:35 pm

I ask cena a complicated question: "What was the significance of Nazi Germany during World War II?"
cena gets a headache from all that thinking.

parno4u · Post by **parno4u** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:40 pm

i kick you in the shin