Make Way For Your New Owner

[cena-rules]

i have just seen this

hey joe bring on the goons

ill show them how to kill a guy

[Shadowstar]

This is either a really sick joke from the mods, a desperate cry for attention, or a telling of the burning of CC coming August.

I vote the second.

[JoeCorden]

I bought this place earlier on.
From August 1st, the following will be happening:

1. $5 to be paid into my account for every 10 forum posts
2. Membership to be $100 per month
3. If you slag me off, instant IP banning, and visit from one of my enforcers
4. A thread to be posted every day praising me
5. Whatever I say goes, without question.

Signed--The New Management Joe Beevers

Can I be exempt from this because we share the same first name?

[johnnyrotten]

I bought this place earlier on.
From August 1st, the following will be happening:

1. $5 to be paid into my account for every 10 forum posts
2. Membership to be $100 per month
3. If you slag me off, instant IP banning, and visit from one of my enforcers
4. A thread to be posted every day praising me
5. Whatever I say goes, without question.

Signed--The New Management Joe Beevers

Can I be exempt because you're a fucking asshole?

[muy_thaiguy]

I bought this place earlier on.
From August 1st, the following will be happening:

1. $5 to be paid into my account for every 10 forum posts
2. Membership to be $100 per month
3. If you slag me off, instant IP banning, and visit from one of my enforcers
4. A thread to be posted every day praising me
5. Whatever I say goes, without question.

Signed--The New Management Joe Beevers

Can I be exempt because you're a fucking asshole?

Isn't everyone on here an asshole? To some degree at least?

[cena-rules]

I bought this place earlier on.
From August 1st, the following will be happening:

1. $5 to be paid into my account for every 10 forum posts
2. Membership to be $100 per month
3. If you slag me off, instant IP banning, and visit from one of my enforcers
4. A thread to be posted every day praising me
5. Whatever I say goes, without question.

Signed--The New Management Joe Beevers

Can I be exempt because you're a fucking asshole?

Isn't everyone on here an asshole? To some degree at least?

No

[johnnyrotten]

I bought this place earlier on.
From August 1st, the following will be happening:

1. $5 to be paid into my account for every 10 forum posts
2. Membership to be $100 per month
3. If you slag me off, instant IP banning, and visit from one of my enforcers
4. A thread to be posted every day praising me
5. Whatever I say goes, without question.

Signed--The New Management Joe Beevers

Can I be exempt because you're a fucking asshole?

Isn't everyone on here an asshole? To some degree at least?

I'm not. Dunno about everyone else though

[unriggable]

GET READY TO MEET YOUR MAKER

[wcaclimbing]

JoeBeevers I hate you.
I wont pay you money.
You suck.
Send all your enforcers over here to play.
Oh, and Ban my IP while you are at it.

[unriggable]

I found myself stuck in my house.
These two pricks surrounding the premises, who the hell knows who they are.
In one hand I had a knife. In the other, an orange.
A knock. Who could it be, I'd find out soon. I open the door. The poor bastards must not have expected their recipient to be 6'4", and that knife in my hand must not have helped them one bit.
They ask to see a man by the name of Unriggable. Who knew.
Sent by JoeBeevers. The new admin.
I told these goons how I already dwarfed them in height, and if they didn't f*ck off I'd make it worse.
They don't move. No need to be around anymore, I assumed. I shut the door.
I guess these pricks haven't got enough. They kick the door open. Big men, these two. But not big enough.

Five minutes and fifty slashes pass and the two thugs have been dismembered to the point where they are no longer useful to a woman.
I'd tell them to leave, but the pain must make it impossible. I tell them just what it means to f*ck with Unriggable.
I tell them to report back to home base. I can imagine their boss now: "How'd the missions go?" "A miserable failure."
Bastards didn't see this coming. I'm Unriggable. Don't f*ck with me.

[cena-rules]

I found myself stuck in my house.
These two pricks surrounding the premises, who the hell knows who they are.
In one hand I had a knife. In the other, an orange.
A knock. Who could it be, I'd find out soon. I open the door. The poor bastards must not have expected their recipient to be 6'4", and that knife in my hand must not have helped them one bit.
They ask to see a man by the name of Unriggable. Who knew.
Sent by JoeBeevers. The new admin.
I told these goons how I already dwarfed them in height, and if they didn't f*ck off I'd make it worse.
They don't move. No need to be around anymore, I assumed. I shut the door.
I guess these pricks haven't got enough. They kick the door open. Big men, these two. But not big enough.

Five minutes and fifty slashes pass and the two thugs have been dismembered to the point where they are no longer useful to a woman.
I'd tell them to leave, but the pain must make it impossible. I tell them just what it means to f*ck with Unriggable.
I tell them to report back to home base. I can imagine their boss now: "How'd the missions go?" "A miserable failure."
Bastards didn't see this coming. I'm Unriggable. Don't f*ck with me.

BRING ON THE GOONS

[static_ice]

[Shadowstar]

I found myself stuck in my house.
These two pricks surrounding the premises, who the hell knows who they are.
In one hand I had a knife. In the other, an orange.
A knock. Who could it be, I'd find out soon. I open the door. The poor bastards must not have expected their recipient to be 6'4", and that knife in my hand must not have helped them one bit.
They ask to see a man by the name of Unriggable. Who knew.
Sent by JoeBeevers. The new admin.
I told these goons how I already dwarfed them in height, and if they didn't f*ck off I'd make it worse.
They don't move. No need to be around anymore, I assumed. I shut the door.
I guess these pricks haven't got enough. They kick the door open. Big men, these two. But not big enough.

Five minutes and fifty slashes pass and the two thugs have been dismembered to the point where they are no longer useful to a woman.
I'd tell them to leave, but the pain must make it impossible. I tell them just what it means to f*ck with Unriggable.
I tell them to report back to home base. I can imagine their boss now: "How'd the missions go?" "A miserable failure."
Bastards didn't see this coming. I'm Unriggable. Don't f*ck with me.

Win

[unriggable]

I knew there was something wrong with what I did, and I found out what it was when they were unable to open the door.
Maybe I shouldn't have chopped off their fingers like I did.
I guess if they can't make it back to their master, there's no need for them to be alive anymore.
I'll just mail their dismembered pieces back to Mr. Beevers.

[riggable]

I found myself stuck in my house.
These two pricks surrounding the premises, who the hell knows who they are.
In one hand I had a knife. In the other, an orange.
A knock. Who could it be, I'd find out soon. I open the door. The poor bastards must not have expected their recipient to be 6'4", and that knife in my hand must not have helped them one bit.
They ask to see a man by the name of Unriggable. Who knew.
Sent by JoeBeevers. The new admin.
I told these goons how I already dwarfed them in height, and if they didn't f*ck off I'd make it worse.
They don't move. No need to be around anymore, I assumed. I shut the door.
I guess these pricks haven't got enough. They kick the door open. Big men, these two. But not big enough.

Five minutes and fifty slashes pass and the two thugs have been dismembered to the point where they are no longer useful to a woman.
I'd tell them to leave, but the pain must make it impossible. I tell them just what it means to f*ck with Unriggable.
I tell them to report back to home base. I can imagine their boss now: "How'd the missions go?" "A miserable failure."
Bastards didn't see this coming. I'm Unriggable. Don't f*ck with me.

Just to let everyone know this kid is 6' 4" and about 100 pounds. He is the skinniest 16 year old chump, lacking any muscle (he loses to girls in arm wrestling contests) I doubt he could beat up a kitten.

[dwightschrute]

joe beevers you suck

[unriggable]

I found myself stuck in my house.
These two pricks surrounding the premises, who the hell knows who they are.
In one hand I had a knife. In the other, an orange.
A knock. Who could it be, I'd find out soon. I open the door. The poor bastards must not have expected their recipient to be 6'4", and that knife in my hand must not have helped them one bit.
They ask to see a man by the name of Unriggable. Who knew.
Sent by JoeBeevers. The new admin.
I told these goons how I already dwarfed them in height, and if they didn't f*ck off I'd make it worse.
They don't move. No need to be around anymore, I assumed. I shut the door.
I guess these pricks haven't got enough. They kick the door open. Big men, these two. But not big enough.

Five minutes and fifty slashes pass and the two thugs have been dismembered to the point where they are no longer useful to a woman.
I'd tell them to leave, but the pain must make it impossible. I tell them just what it means to f*ck with Unriggable.
I tell them to report back to home base. I can imagine their boss now: "How'd the missions go?" "A miserable failure."
Bastards didn't see this coming. I'm Unriggable. Don't f*ck with me.

Just to let everyone know this kid is 6' 4" and about 100 pounds. He is the skinniest 16 year old chump, lacking any muscle (he loses to girls in arm wrestling contests) I doubt he could beat up a kitten.

Says you. This guy is a 5'10" 200 pound peruvian douschebag who needs to jump on and rape other guys to keep his ego from reaching ground zero.

[Hitman079]

there should be a forum game to see who can do the best impression of joe beevers.
EDIT: i've posted it

[AK_iceman]

there should be a forum game to see who can do the best impression of joe beevers.
EDIT: i've posted it

Yes, but multis don't cut it. JoeCBeevers and Hitman079 were 1 and the same. BUSTED.

[Fircoal]

I found myself stuck in my house.
These two pricks surrounding the premises, who the hell knows who they are.
In one hand I had a knife. In the other, an orange.
A knock. Who could it be, I'd find out soon. I open the door. The poor bastards must not have expected their recipient to be 6'4", and that knife in my hand must not have helped them one bit.
They ask to see a man by the name of Unriggable. Who knew.
Sent by JoeBeevers. The new admin.
I told these goons how I already dwarfed them in height, and if they didn't f*ck off I'd make it worse.
They don't move. No need to be around anymore, I assumed. I shut the door.
I guess these pricks haven't got enough. They kick the door open. Big men, these two. But not big enough.

Five minutes and fifty slashes pass and the two thugs have been dismembered to the point where they are no longer useful to a woman.
I'd tell them to leave, but the pain must make it impossible. I tell them just what it means to f*ck with Unriggable.
I tell them to report back to home base. I can imagine their boss now: "How'd the missions go?" "A miserable failure."
Bastards didn't see this coming. I'm Unriggable. Don't f*ck with me.

Just to let everyone know this kid is 6' 4" and about 100 pounds. He is the skinniest 16 year old chump, lacking any muscle (he loses to girls in arm wrestling contests) I doubt he could beat up a kitten.

lol.

[reverend_kyle]

there should be a forum game to see who can do the best impression of joe beevers.
EDIT: i've posted it

Yes, but multis don't cut it. JoeCBeevers and Hitman079 were 1 and the same. BUSTED.

He said that those who oppose him would be busted.

He can tell the future, like jesus.

[Hitman079]

aww.but i'm not nominating joecbeevers
i hope AK doesn't find out about the 5 games i played with joecbeevers

[UCAbears]

add me to that list...if you own CC, i'll be leaving anyway...may as well take a few goons with me...

No-one messes with my Goons.
They are loyal to me, and I tell them what to do.
You want a 7 foot tall, thick necked, muscled enforcer coming round your house?
I dont think so

Don't ever post again. Thanks.

[UCAbears]

aww.but i'm not nominating joecbeevers
i hope AK doesn't find out about the 5 games i played with joecbeevers

why would u go and do that?

[reverend_kyle]

aww.but i'm not nominating joecbeevers
i hope AK doesn't find out about the 5 games i played with joecbeevers

why would u go and do that?

because the people against joe beevers are trolls.