If you could choose a superpower what would it be?

mr. incrediball · Post by **mr. incrediball** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:02 pm

hmm....

the power to manipulate bananas.

definately.

think about how many bananas there are in the world, if i could manipulate them all, make more grow and use them to do whatever i wanted i would RULE THE WORLD!

dcowboys055 · Post by **dcowboys055** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:52 pm

EvilPurpleMonkey wrote:Time manipulation. If you could manipulate every part of time, stop time, slow time, go back in time, reverse time, bring things forward in time, make time go forward, freeze specific things, age yourself, other things and other people, make yourself and other people and things younger you could fucking do anything. It would be a complicated form of omnipotence. I would give almost anything for it. Then, I COULD RULE THE WORLD!

But you would eventually f*ck up today...or come back to the present and find that you and your family don't exist.

Phobia · Post by **Phobia** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:55 pm

dcowboys055 wrote:
EvilPurpleMonkey wrote:Time manipulation. If you could manipulate every part of time, stop time, slow time, go back in time, reverse time, bring things forward in time, make time go forward, freeze specific things, age yourself, other things and other people, make yourself and other people and things younger you could fucking do anything. It would be a complicated form of omnipotence. I would give almost anything for it. Then, I COULD RULE THE WORLD!
But you would eventually f*ck up today...or come back to the present and find that you and your family don't exist.

Or become the richest and most powerful man in the world. That's the thing about Time travel, you just don't know what you are doing until it's all too late

Anyone watched the Back to the Future trilogy?

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:35 pm

I could stretch. If I forget something at home I could reach over and get it - if I am not satisfying a woman...you figure it out.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:48 pm

dustn64 wrote:I wish I could crap out my mouth and eat through my anus

South Park did that already. As for super powers,
1. Immortality
2. Fire manipulation
3. Super Hulk Strength (there I said it)
4. Flash's Speed
5. Ghost Rider's out fit and bike

n8freeman · Post by **n8freeman** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:10 pm

luns101 wrote:I would like the power to understand women. But we all know that is impossible...so it will have to remain a wish.

to true

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 8:37 pm

The ability to stretch my skin so that I would have the largest penis ever, obviously.

nietzsche · Post by **nietzsche** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 8:41 pm

kwanton wrote:Power to have all powers.

There. I said it first. I win.

nietzsche · Post by **nietzsche** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 8:41 pm

I will choose the power to stop time.

QoH · Post by **QoH** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 8:45 pm

luns101 wrote:I would like the power to understand women. But we all know that is impossible...so it will have to remain a wish.

Or you could just have the power to read minds..

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 8:46 pm

QoH wrote:
luns101 wrote:I would like the power to understand women. But we all know that is impossible...so it will have to remain a wish.
Or you could just have the power to read minds..

Yea, but then you turn really anti-Semitic like Mel Gibson.

rockfist · Post by **rockfist** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 9:00 pm

I'd like the ability to debate/reason with people like Saruman had in LOR. I'd be rich and then President and we would have peace.

notyou2 · Post by **notyou2** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 10:30 pm

squishyg · Post by **squishyg** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 10:34 pm

the ability to speak any and all languages.

tkr4lf · Post by **tkr4lf** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 11:13 pm

The ability to instantly orgasm. And in rapid succession.

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 11:16 pm

tkr4lf wrote:The ability to instantly orgasm. And in rapid succession.

But what if, like X-Men's Scott Summers, you couldn't control your power?

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 11:23 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
tkr4lf wrote:The ability to instantly orgasm. And in rapid succession.
But what if, like X-Men's Scott Summers, you couldn't control your power?

Wear protection?

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 11:48 pm

Oh shit. I can already imagine it.

tkr just has a stream of semen that goes 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% the speed of light and the only way he can control it is by wearing a condom.

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 11:49 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Oh shit. I can already imagine it.

tkr just has a stream of semen that goes 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% the speed of light and the only way he can control it is by wearing a condom.

Cyclops just needed glasses.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 11:50 pm

Symmetry wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Oh shit. I can already imagine it.

tkr just has a stream of semen that goes 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% the speed of light and the only way he can control it is by wearing a condom.
Cyclops just needed glasses.

Cyclops couldn't impregnate a girl on Mars, now could he?

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 11:53 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Oh shit. I can already imagine it.

tkr just has a stream of semen that goes 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% the speed of light and the only way he can control it is by wearing a condom.
Cyclops just needed glasses.
Cyclops couldn't impregnate a girl on Mars, now could he?

He's got a kid from the future, who's actually older than he is. Wouldn't put it past him.

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 11:55 pm

Symmetry and AoG:

You guys raise some valid points. I hadn't thought of scenarios quite so exotic. I was just thinking of the embarrassment and inconvenience of climaxing in the middle of a funeral.

Thanks,
Saxi

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Mon Nov 14, 2011 12:05 am

Symmetry wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Oh shit. I can already imagine it.

tkr just has a stream of semen that goes 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% the speed of light and the only way he can control it is by wearing a condom.
Cyclops just needed glasses.
Cyclops couldn't impregnate a girl on Mars, now could he?
He's got a kid from the future, who's actually older than he is. Wouldn't put it past him.

What, is M. Night Shyamalan writing X-Men comics now?

Aradhus · Post by **Aradhus** » Mon Nov 14, 2011 3:16 pm

Swap my existence with other people. After 7 days everything reverts back to normal. For a week I would be them, not just their body but their mind too. I would think their thoughts, have their fears, experience the world the way they see it.

BigBallinStalin · Post by **BigBallinStalin** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:27 pm

Aradhus wrote:Swap my existence with other people. After 7 days everything reverts back to normal. For a week I would be them, not just their body but their mind too. I would think their thoughts, have their fears, experience the world the way they see it.

We will name you: Shoe Walker

Or how about: Walk in Another Shoes Man, or Another Shoes for short. Say "Another Shoes" repeatedly. You could look Italian, or North African with that name!

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