WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:01 pm

sorry I don't like mafia but I'll be here

Shadowstar · Post by **Shadowstar** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:05 pm

I might...

0ojakeo0 · Post by **0ojakeo0** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:11 pm

defianatly in

0ojakeo0 · Post by **0ojakeo0** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:12 pm

every1 join my transformers mafia too plz

willis · Post by **willis** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:12 pm

Shadowstar wrote:I might...

I might just shove a rusty trombone up your ass

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:27 pm

Greetings fools.
My telekinesis is telling me that you all are idiots. Do you comply?

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:33 pm

Minister Masket wrote:Greetings fools.
My telekinesis is telling me that you all are idiots. Do you comply?

I comply

0ojakeo0 · Post by **0ojakeo0** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:36 pm

Minister Masket wrote:Greetings fools.
My telekinesis is telling me that you all are idiots. Do you comply?

i am not an idot

i am mentally challenged

jk lol

dustn64 · Post by **dustn64** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:20 pm

I am starting a mafia game and I think some of you might like to play

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=24291

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:51 pm

0ojakeo0 · Post by **0ojakeo0** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:52 pm

dustn64 wrote:I am starting a mafia game and I think some of you might like to play

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=24291

i hope in kramer

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:40 pm

misterman10 wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:Greetings fools.
My telekinesis is telling me that you all are idiots. Do you comply?

I comply

Gooood. Now sit in the chair over there.

*points*

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:43 pm

DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC!

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:00 pm

Spread a little terror, spread a little guava. Ain't that a bitch mon ami?

Behold my deltoids. You will all bow down to me.

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:02 pm

hecter wrote:DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC!

Finally gone back to David Bowie I see.

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:05 pm

I like your raincoat. You can't run.

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:08 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:I like your raincoat. You can't run.

Wanna bet?

*runs out room, leaving a ticking bag behind*

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:11 pm

What the f*ck Charles? Who is this mustache looking motherfucker? You ain't seen my spaceship? This is a Dodge!

What the f*ck? These motherfuckers shooting me, they must not know who I am. Do you not know who I am?

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:15 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:What the f*ck Charles? Who is this mustache looking motherfucker? You ain't seen my spaceship? This is a Dodge!

What the f*ck? These motherfuckers shooting me, they must not know who I am. Do you not know who I am?

Nope.
*continues shooting at DM with Furon weaponry*

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:19 pm

Yeah yeah, just love looking out over the city at night with my pimp cane. I custom made your suit, you know you owe me motherfucker. Where you keeping that blue bitch at Charles?

A transformer? Where you hiding Charles?

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:27 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:Yeah yeah, just love looking out over the city at night with my pimp cane. I custom made your suit, you know you owe me motherfucker. Where you keeping that blue bitch at Charles?

A transformer? Where you hiding Charles?

Furons don't wear suits, you turd!

Oh GOD, they're all covered in nipples!!

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:29 pm

Quiet, you do not talk to me like that with my mohawk. Look at my biceps. Now you bow down to me.

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:31 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:Quiet, you do not talk to me like that with my mohawk. Look at my biceps. Now you bow down to me.

You are not Arkvoodle: LORD OF THE SACRED CROTCH!

*picks up DM ("Biceps" and all) with telekinesis and blasts him into the ocean*

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:34 pm

Man I don't need no gun. I'm ready for this shit. I've been ready. Been waiting for this shit my whole motherfucking life.

Accept my triceps. Kneel before a real mon ami.

That's right. In the far wind... ain't that a bitch?

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:44 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote: Kneel before a real mon ami.

Translation = "Kneel before a real my friend".

Oh dear, learn to actually speak French PROPERLY before trying to impress. +20 stupidity points!