Manliest Ways to Commit Suicide

Stopper · Post by **Stopper** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:01 pm

I dunno about that. I was pretty impressed by this bloke's method of topping himself. Chainsaw! Yeah!

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:04 pm

Darwin Awards inspired this. I read about a guy who tried to commit suicide by opening a propane tank and lying right next to it, but he just fell unconscious only to wake up a few hours later and forget about the attempt and light a cigarette and you probably know the rest.

Nephilim · Post by **Nephilim** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:12 pm

Stopper wrote:I dunno about that. I was pretty impressed by this bloke's method of topping himself. Chainsaw! Yeah!

embedded in the neck!!! shit!!!

and i vote for a different option: suffocating oneself in wicked's ass crack would take an unbelievable amount of chutzpah.....

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:16 pm

Nephilim wrote:
Stopper wrote:I dunno about that. I was pretty impressed by this bloke's method of topping himself. Chainsaw! Yeah!
embedded in the neck!!! shit!!!

and i vote for a different option: suffocating oneself in wicked's ass crack would take an unbelievable amount of chutzpah.....

Up the ante and do AK's asscrack.

Nephilim · Post by **Nephilim** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:27 pm

unriggable wrote:
Nephilim wrote:
Stopper wrote:I dunno about that. I was pretty impressed by this bloke's method of topping himself. Chainsaw! Yeah!
embedded in the neck!!! shit!!!

and i vote for a different option: suffocating oneself in wicked's ass crack would take an unbelievable amount of chutzpah.....

Up the ante and do AK's asscrack.

no, i'm betting wicked weighs in around 330....

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 11:21 pm

Blaze of glory? Jumping on to a grenade to save some buddies? What about those? Or facing overwhelming odds (battle of Thermopylae)? Other then those, no suicide for me thank you.

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:02 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:Blaze of glory? Jumping on to a grenade to save some buddies? What about those? Or facing overwhelming odds (battle of Thermopylae)? Other then those, no suicide for me thank you.

Thats sacrifice not suicide. Those are manliER. Suicide is still somewhere on the scale.

Skoffin · Post by **Skoffin** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:06 am

Unless you can decapitate youself you're not manly enough!

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:18 am

I'm surprised so many people voted sudoku, you'd think it would be manlier to cause physical pain than mental.

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:21 am

Why people chose Sudoku is beyond me, it's so damn fun.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:28 am

unriggable wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Blaze of glory? Jumping on to a grenade to save some buddies? What about those? Or facing overwhelming odds (battle of Thermopylae)? Other then those, no suicide for me thank you.
Thats sacrifice not suicide. Those are manliER. Suicide is still somewhere on the scale.

Both actually, you can pretty much garuntee you'll end up killing yourself with those.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:29 am

Skittles! wrote:Why people chose Sudoku is beyond me, it's so damn fun.

Try so damn annoying. My family is hooked on it, and the game itself just bugs me.

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:30 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:
unriggable wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Blaze of glory? Jumping on to a grenade to save some buddies? What about those? Or facing overwhelming odds (battle of Thermopylae)? Other then those, no suicide for me thank you.
Thats sacrifice not suicide. Those are manliER. Suicide is still somewhere on the scale.
Both actually, you can pretty much garuntee you'll end up killing yourself with those.

But sacrifice is suicide for a reason outside your own interest. Suicide is just because you want to. To an extent, the columbineers sacrificed themselves (for a cause any rational being should find unworthy)

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:33 am

unriggable wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
unriggable wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Blaze of glory? Jumping on to a grenade to save some buddies? What about those? Or facing overwhelming odds (battle of Thermopylae)? Other then those, no suicide for me thank you.
Thats sacrifice not suicide. Those are manliER. Suicide is still somewhere on the scale.
Both actually, you can pretty much garuntee you'll end up killing yourself with those.
But sacrifice is suicide for a reason outside your own interest. Suicide is just because you want to. To an extent, the columbineers sacrificed themselves (for a cause any rational being should find unworthy)

.
You said it yourself, it IS suicide, just a different kind.

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:34 am

But I'm talking about the suicide you can do anytime, not the suicide that comes with glory.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:38 am

unriggable wrote:But I'm talking about the suicide you can do anytime, not the suicide that comes with glory.

I was just saying that those were the only reasons why I would commit suicide. The original question never said I could not choose those ways.

Kernal_Kronic · Post by **Kernal_Kronic** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:59 am

Get some hot, big breasted woman/women to shag you to death $\:D/$

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:54 am

Kernal_Kronic wrote:Get some hot, big breasted woman/women to shag you to death $\:D/$

I heard the taj mahal actually had about 200 wives and died from exauhstion.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:02 pm

unriggable wrote:
Kernal_Kronic wrote:Get some hot, big breasted woman/women to shag you to death $\:D/$
I heard the taj mahal actually had about 200 wives and died from exauhstion.

(whistles) what a way to go!

Ronaldinho · Post by **Ronaldinho** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:04 pm

The manlyess way to die i think would probally cut your cock off... i would of thought that would take some guts lol, and especially if you don't die, now theres a pretty big problem

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:20 pm

Getting fucked to death by a horse (true story...).

Or how about tying a rope to a tree on the edge of a cliff, with a noose on the end. Then you swallow a poison tablet, jump off the cliff with the noose around your neck, and try to shoot yourself. But instead, you shoot the rope, fall into the water, and throw up the poison because of the shock. Then, you get rescued by a fisherman, and rushed to the hospital, where you die of hypothermia.

john1099 · Post by **john1099** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:28 pm

hecter wrote:Getting fucked to death by a horse (true story...).

Or how about tying a rope to a tree on the edge of a cliff, with a noose on the end. Then you swallow a poison tablet, jump off the cliff with the noose around your neck, and try to shoot yourself. But instead, you shoot the rope, fall into the water, and throw up the poison because of the shock. Then, you get rescued by a fisherman, and rushed to the hospital, where you die of hypothermia.

Are you a ghost hecter

sam_levi_11 · Post by **sam_levi_11** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:29 pm

john1099 wrote:
hecter wrote:Getting ed to by a horse (true story...).

Or how about tying a rope to a tree on the edge of a cliff, with a noose on the end. Then you swallow a poison tablet, jump off the cliff with the noose around your neck, and try to shoot yourself. But instead, you shoot the rope, fall into the water, and throw up the poison because of the shock. Then, you get rescued by a fisherman, and rushed to the hospital, where you die of hypothermia.
Are you a ghost hecter

no, i hope not cos if so who was i with last night

Stopper · Post by **Stopper** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:39 pm

hecter wrote:Getting fucked to death by a horse (true story...).

Ha, yes, I know this is off topic, but do you mean this story? I remember it because it involved a "bestiality ring". The man died from a ruptured colon during a videotaped session

, but last I knew, no charges were brought because the state it happened in didn't have bestiality laws...

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:43 pm

Ronaldinho wrote:The manlyess way to die i think would probally cut your cock off... i would of thought that would take some guts lol, and especially if you don't die, now theres a pretty big problem

Wouldn't be very manly afterwards, huh?

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