Ask The Love Doctor

clapper011 · Post by **clapper011** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:32 pm

GolemGhoul wrote:
clapper011 wrote:
GolemGhoul wrote:Dear Clapper,

I recently got some 'no preggers for you' pills. Would it be a bad idea for someone to ride me bareback? Thanks.

-GG-
wait how old are you?
I'm only 12, genius.

then no...

clapper011 · Post by **clapper011** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:33 pm

Nephilim wrote:my my, clapper, i can't believe you started this thread for any other reason besides getting some sick perverted shit going on here.

you are much nastier than i thought

LOL and thats a bad thing?

GolemGhoul · Post by **GolemGhoul** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:38 pm

clapper011 wrote:
GolemGhoul wrote:
clapper011 wrote:
GolemGhoul wrote:Dear Clapper,

I recently got some 'no preggers for you' pills. Would it be a bad idea for someone to ride me bareback? Thanks.

-GG-
wait how old are you?
I'm only 12, genius.
then no...

. . . holy crap did you actually believe that? AHAHAHAHA!! What 12 year old who's out banging people would actually spend their time in the middle of the summer in the middle of the day on Conquer Club (no offense to the CC!)

No I'm 20 and in college. I have a regular bang buddy and I went to the gyno for him. I just wanna know just how bad of an idea the 'love doctor' would think if I took a risque ride on that pile of beautiful man meat.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:39 pm

GOLEM, you are soo cool.

clapper011 · Post by **clapper011** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:40 pm

GolemGhoul wrote:
clapper011 wrote:
GolemGhoul wrote:
clapper011 wrote:
GolemGhoul wrote:Dear Clapper,

I recently got some 'no preggers for you' pills. Would it be a bad idea for someone to ride me bareback? Thanks.

-GG-
wait how old are you?
I'm only 12, genius.
then no...
. . . holy crap did you actually believe that? AHAHAHAHA!! What 12 year old who's out banging people would actually spend their time in the middle of the summer in the middle of the day on Conquer Club (no offense to the CC!)

No I'm 20 and in college. I have a regular bang buddy and I went to the gyno for him. I just wanna know just how bad of an idea the 'love doctor' would think if I took a risque ride on that pile of beautiful man meat.

I know I saw your pics in post a pic..lmao

GolemGhoul · Post by **GolemGhoul** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:40 pm

Norse wrote:GOLEM, you are soo cool.

if that was sincere and not sarcasm I have lost all respect for you.

. . . not that there was that much anyways

GolemGhoul · Post by **GolemGhoul** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:41 pm

clapper011 wrote:

I know I saw your pics in post a pic..lmao

hell did I LOOK 12?

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:42 pm

GolemGhoul wrote:
Norse wrote:GOLEM, you are soo cool.
if that was sincere and not sarcasm I have lost all respect for you.

. . . not that there was that much anyways

Wouldn't want it any other way.

GolemGhoul · Post by **GolemGhoul** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:43 pm

Norse wrote:
GolemGhoul wrote:
Norse wrote:GOLEM, you are soo cool.
if that was sincere and not sarcasm I have lost all respect for you.

. . . not that there was that much anyways
Wouldn't want it any other way.

YAY!! Party at my house! RAEP TIEM for all!!!

clapper011 · Post by **clapper011** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:53 pm

GolemGhoul wrote:
clapper011 wrote:

I know I saw your pics in post a pic..lmao
hell did I LOOK 12?

umm no....LOL

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:55 pm

GolemGhoul · Post by **GolemGhoul** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:59 pm

clapper011 wrote:
GolemGhoul wrote:
clapper011 wrote:

I know I saw your pics in post a pic..lmao
hell did I LOOK 12?
umm no....LOL

ooooo kay so now that THATS cleared up, have ya got some advice on how I should love my maaaaan stick?

And norse: very appropriate you get a gold star!

clapper011 · Post by **clapper011** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:18 pm

GolemGhoul wrote:
clapper011 wrote:
GolemGhoul wrote:
clapper011 wrote:

I know I saw your pics in post a pic..lmao
hell did I LOOK 12?
umm no....LOL
ooooo kay so now that THATS cleared up, have ya got some advice on how I should love my maaaaan stick?

And norse: very appropriate you get a gold star!

I ADVISE you to relax and enjoy

GolemGhoul · Post by **GolemGhoul** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:42 pm

clapper011 wrote:
GolemGhoul wrote:
clapper011 wrote:
GolemGhoul wrote:
clapper011 wrote:

I know I saw your pics in post a pic..lmao
hell did I LOOK 12?
umm no....LOL
ooooo kay so now that THATS cleared up, have ya got some advice on how I should love my maaaaan stick?

And norse: very appropriate you get a gold star!
I ADVISE you to relax and enjoy

. . . truely unhelpful thanks, but I suppose that I am what I is and what happens, happens. I still have my coat hangers just in case

clapper011 · Post by **clapper011** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:43 pm

GolemGhoul wrote:
clapper011 wrote:
GolemGhoul wrote:
clapper011 wrote:
GolemGhoul wrote:
clapper011 wrote:

I know I saw your pics in post a pic..lmao
hell did I LOOK 12?
umm no....LOL
ooooo kay so now that THATS cleared up, have ya got some advice on how I should love my maaaaan stick?

And norse: very appropriate you get a gold star!
I ADVISE you to relax and enjoy
. . . truely unhelpful thanks, but I suppose that I am what I is and what happens, happens. I still have my coat hangers just in case

oh my...you know I heard on the news before about a woman once got a hotdog stuck....oh nm

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:08 pm

Sex was never supposed to be nice and relaxing!

It's a mean, rough, sweaty infusion of anger and fluids!

GolemGhoul · Post by **GolemGhoul** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:00 pm

clapper011 wrote:
oh my...you know I heard on the news before about a woman once got a hotdog stuck....oh nm

. . . coat hanger is not for masturbation dear. You see when a man and a woman love each other very very much and they don't want to have a baby but the baby happens anyway, the home made way to destroy it is to pop it with a wire or a untangled coat hanger or so the old wives tale goes.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:03 pm

GolemGhoul wrote:
clapper011 wrote:
oh my...you know I heard on the news before about a woman once got a hotdog stuck....oh nm
. . . coat hanger is not for masturbation dear. You see when a man and a woman love each other very very much and they don't want to have a baby but the baby happens anyway, the home made way to destroy it is to pop it with a wire or a untangled coat hanger or so the old wives tale goes.

lol, I thought you were about to suggest that you were going pull the unborn fetus out for a second...

Maybe a morning after pill will do the trick though....that way you can use your coathanger to hang up your clothes.

GolemGhoul · Post by **GolemGhoul** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:05 pm

Norse wrote:
GolemGhoul wrote:
clapper011 wrote:
oh my...you know I heard on the news before about a woman once got a hotdog stuck....oh nm
. . . coat hanger is not for masturbation dear. You see when a man and a woman love each other very very much and they don't want to have a baby but the baby happens anyway, the home made way to destroy it is to pop it with a wire or a untangled coat hanger or so the old wives tale goes.
lol, I thought you were about to suggest that you were going pull the unborn fetus out for a second...

Maybe a morning after pill will do the trick though....that way you can use your coathanger to hang up your clothes.

or I could talk to the creepy man behind the alley way that likes to poke around in women's cooches . . . is that you?

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:08 pm

......*whspers*...... I haven't got any pants on underneath my mack

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:09 pm

Norse wrote:......*whspers*...... I haven't got any pants on underneath my mack

btw, you spelled whispers wrong

GolemGhoul · Post by **GolemGhoul** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:14 pm

Norse wrote:......*whspers*...... I haven't got any pants on underneath my mack

mack? As in mack truck?

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:23 pm

GolemGhoul wrote:
Norse wrote:......*whspers*...... I haven't got any pants on underneath my mack
mack? As in mack truck?

Stop playing games sweety, I'm stood out in this dark ally way, wearing only my mack (large jacket) and waiting for some fun raep teim with someone.

clapper011 · Post by **clapper011** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:41 pm

oh brother...would the 2 of you get a room already

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:50 am

clapper, did you anticipate no one would ask you seriously for advice, or, at least publicly? or no?