WEST SIDE STORY MAFIA THE JETS HAVE WON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dustn64 · Post by **dustn64** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:28 pm

Wild_Tiger wrote:Thanks for reminding me

Im not sure about you.

Wild_Tiger · Post by **Wild_Tiger** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:49 pm

dustn64 wrote:
Wild_Tiger wrote:Thanks for reminding me
Im not sure about you.

cmoon, without a laugh a day is so boring eh.

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:04 am

Wild_Tiger was killing by Mafia last night

he was Officer Krupke - Local police officer who tries to prevent the gangs from feuding.

he was (ProTown-Mason)

ACTION
Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke,
You gotta understand,
It's just our bringin' up-ke
That gets us out of hand.
Our mothers all are junkies,
Our fathers all are drunks.
Golly Moses, natcherly we're punks!

ACTION AND JETS
Gee, Officer Krupke, we're very upset;
We never had the love that ev'ry child oughta get.
We ain't no delinquents,
We're misunderstood.
Deep down inside us there is good!

ACTION
There is good!

ALL
There is good, there is good,
There is untapped good!
Like inside, the worst of us is good!

SNOWBOY: (Spoken) That's a touchin' good story.

ACTION: (Spoken) Lemme tell it to the world!

SNOWBOY: Just tell it to the judge.

ACTION
Dear kindly Judge, your Honor,
My parents treat me rough.
With all their marijuana,
They won't give me a puff.
They didn't wanna have me,
But somehow I was had.
Leapin' lizards! That's why I'm so bad!

DIESEL: (As Judge) Right!

Officer Krupke, you're really a square;
This boy don't need a judge, he needs an analyst's care!
It's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed.
He's psychologic'ly disturbed!

ACTION
I'm disturbed!

JETS
We're disturbed, we're disturbed,
We're the most disturbed,
Like we're psychologic'ly disturbed.

DIESEL: (Spoken, as Judge) In the opinion on this court, this child is depraved on account he ain't had a normal home.

ACTION: (Spoken) Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived.

DIESEL: So take him to a headshrinker.

ACTION (Sings)
My father is a bastard,
My ma's an S.O.B.
My grandpa's always plastered,
My grandma pushes tea.
My sister wears a mustache,
My brother wears a dress.
Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess!

A-RAB: (As Psychiatrist) Yes!
Officer Krupke, you're really a slob.
This boy don't need a doctor, just a good honest job.
Society's played him a terrible trick,
And sociologic'ly he's sick!

ACTION
I am sick!

ALL
We are sick, we are sick,
We are sick, sick, sick,
Like we're sociologically sick!

A-RAB: In my opinion, this child don't need to have his head shrunk at all. Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease!

ACTION: Hey, I got a social disease!

A-RAB: So take him to a social worker!

ACTION
Dear kindly social worker,
They say go earn a buck.
Like be a soda jerker,
Which means like be a schumck.
It's not I'm anti-social,
I'm only anti-work.
Gloryosky! That's why I'm a jerk!

BABY JOHN: (As Female Social Worker)
Eek!
Officer Krupke, you've done it again.
This boy don't need a job, he needs a year in the pen.
It ain't just a question of misunderstood;
Deep down inside him, he's no good!

ACTION
I'm no good!

ALL
We're no good, we're no good!
We're no earthly good,
Like the best of us is no damn good!

DIESEL (As Judge)
The trouble is he's crazy.

A-RAB (As Psychiatrist)
The trouble is he drinks.

BABY JOHN (As Female Social Worker)
The trouble is he's lazy.

DIESEL
The trouble is he stinks.

A-RAB
The trouble is he's growing.

BABY JOHN
The trouble is he's grown.

ALL
Krupke, we got troubles of our own!

Gee, Officer Krupke,
We're down on our knees,
'Cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease.
Gee, Officer Krupke,
What are we to do?
Gee, Officer Krupke,
Krup you!

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It is now Act 1 Scene 3

Voting Info

DEADLINE

TUESDAY AUGUST 14, 2007

11:00 am

IT TAKES 6 to lynch

dustn64 · Post by **dustn64** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:26 am

that clears nag's name

nagerous · Post by **nagerous** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:27 am

Like I was high on the suspects list after launching a lynch against LSU yesterday and catching scum

ga7 · Post by **ga7** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:40 pm

Vote replace Fir for now

nagerous · Post by **nagerous** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:47 pm

Right day break guys... I got nothing... but I can say we can always trust Talapus's wise words

even if he did try and push against my mason partner

.

When in doubt vote a fircoal even if hes disappeared

.

willis · Post by **willis** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:54 pm

I feel like I want to Vote PCM

Ya know why.

Wild_Tiger · Post by **Wild_Tiger** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:14 pm

*The mafia holds a meeting at the grave of officer krupke*

Bernardo: ah finally he is dead! that damn cop would get us killed..
Chino: Yeah lets all piss on his grave, and drink beer!

all: cheer and build a campfire and have lotta beer

Suddenly they hear the earth cracking, they grab their guns and hastedly look around them...

the sound grows larger...

Chino: I think... it comes from the grav..

ROARRRRRRRRRR and with a sudden wave officer krukpe comes out of his grave and goes after all mafia.

Bernardo: FUCKKKK he is turned into undead! SHOOT HIM SHOOT HIM!!

Pepe: our bullets do nothing boss! were off !

*Then officer krupke goes after them and kills them 1 by 1*

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:21 pm

Wild_Tiger wrote:*The mafia holds a meeting at the grave of officer krupke*

Bernardo: ah finally he is dead! that damn cop would get us killed..
Chino: Yeah lets all piss on his grave, and drink beer!

all: cheer and build a campfire and have lotta beer

Suddenly they hear the earth cracking, they grab their guns and hastedly look around them...

the sound grows larger...

Chino: I think... it comes from the grav..

ROARRRRRRRRRR and with a sudden wave officer krukpe comes out of his grave and goes after all mafia.

Bernardo: FUCKKKK he is turned into undead! SHOOT HIM SHOOT HIM!!

Pepe: our bullets do nothing boss! were off !

*Then officer krupke goes after them and kills them 1 by 1*

Not Really

Back to the game

Talapus · Post by **Talapus** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:39 pm

nagerous wrote:Right day break guys... I got nothing... but I can say we can always trust Talapus's wise words even if he did try and push against my mason partner .

When in doubt vote a fircoal even if hes disappeared .

True, my words are always wise....

I have to reread to figure out who the scum is. I still dislike wild-tiger, but others don't seem to think he's scum so I'll try coming up with something else...

willis · Post by **willis** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:45 pm

Talapus wrote:I have to reread to figure out who the scum is. I still dislike wild-tiger, but others don't seem to think he's scum so I'll try coming up with something else...

Erm.......

DEAD:

Wild_Tiger (Officer Krupke (ProTown-Mason)) Act 1 Intermission 2

Talapus · Post by **Talapus** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:53 pm

willis wrote:
Talapus wrote:I have to reread to figure out who the scum is. I still dislike wild-tiger, but others don't seem to think he's scum so I'll try coming up with something else...
Erm.......

DEAD:

Wild_Tiger (Officer Krupke (ProTown-Mason)) Act 1 Intermission 2

I meant for future games of any and all mafia. I don't care how new you are to mafia you don't come back in and post crao like this:

Wild_Tiger wrote:*The mafia holds a meeting at the grave of officer krupke*

Bernardo: ah finally he is dead! that damn cop would get us killed..
Chino: Yeah lets all piss on his grave, and drink beer!

all: cheer and build a campfire and have lotta beer

Suddenly they hear the earth cracking, they grab their guns and hastedly look around them...

the sound grows larger...

Chino: I think... it comes from the grav..

ROARRRRRRRRRR and with a sudden wave officer krukpe comes out of his grave and goes after all mafia.

Bernardo: FUCKKKK he is turned into undead! SHOOT HIM SHOOT HIM!!

Pepe: our bullets do nothing boss! were off !

*Then officer krupke goes after them and kills them 1 by 1*

You may have been pro-town, but you deserved to die...

ga7 · Post by **ga7** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:10 pm

Well, even if I trusted WT I would have totally supported his lynch just to teach him that you don't joke about being scum

I read back a bit, the only thing I found was that :

pancakemix wrote:
ga7 wrote:Woa there. It's early but since you threw it out there, you're not lovers are you?
If he were, I'd say lynch him. The only lovers in the film were Maria (Juliet) and Tony (Romeo). Tony's a member of the Jets, one of the the two rival gangs which are likely portrayed as rival mafias in this game, and if Maria's not scum, she's pro-town, and 1 townie for one scum is always a good trade-off.

But nag says they're not lovers. Like I said (and he said) one could be scum and the other town or both could be scum, so he could be lying. I'm not sure if I trust them or not.

Slip up? Looks like to me...
Vote PCM

Wild_Tiger · Post by **Wild_Tiger** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:42 am

Talapus wrote:
willis wrote:
Talapus wrote:I have to reread to figure out who the scum is. I still dislike wild-tiger, but others don't seem to think he's scum so I'll try coming up with something else...
Erm.......

DEAD:

Wild_Tiger (Officer Krupke (ProTown-Mason)) Act 1 Intermission 2
I meant for future games of any and all mafia. I don't care how new you are to mafia you don't come back in and post crao like this:

Wild_Tiger wrote:*The mafia holds a meeting at the grave of officer krupke*

Bernardo: ah finally he is dead! that damn cop would get us killed..
Chino: Yeah lets all piss on his grave, and drink beer!

all: cheer and build a campfire and have lotta beer

Suddenly they hear the earth cracking, they grab their guns and hastedly look around them...

the sound grows larger...

Chino: I think... it comes from the grav..

ROARRRRRRRRRR and with a sudden wave officer krukpe comes out of his grave and goes after all mafia.

Bernardo: FUCKKKK he is turned into undead! SHOOT HIM SHOOT HIM!!

Pepe: our bullets do nothing boss! were off !

*Then officer krupke goes after them and kills them 1 by 1*

You may have been pro-town, but you deserved to die...

oh just stfu =)

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:50 am

ga7 wrote:Well, even if I trusted WT I would have totally supported his lynch just to teach him that you don't joke about being scum
I read back a bit, the only thing I found was that :
pancakemix wrote:
ga7 wrote:Woa there. It's early but since you threw it out there, you're not lovers are you?
If he were, I'd say lynch him. The only lovers in the film were Maria (Juliet) and Tony (Romeo). Tony's a member of the Jets, one of the the two rival gangs which are likely portrayed as rival mafias in this game, and if Maria's not scum, she's pro-town, and 1 townie for one scum is always a good trade-off.

But nag says they're not lovers. Like I said (and he said) one could be scum and the other town or both could be scum, so he could be lying. I'm not sure if I trust them or not.
Slip up? Looks like to me...
Vote PCM

I said that on Day 1. I haven't seen the movie, and my role didn't say anything about being a Jet. If you really thought I was scum, you'd have pointed that out yesterday.

ga7 · Post by **ga7** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:19 am

Nah, I'm bringing that now because Nag posted a role list yesterday and I find no other clues

Since we know who the cops are, and doc died already, I was wondering if there really is another town role that is not part of the Jets.

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:52 am

Vote Count

Fircoal (1) : nagerous

pancakemix (2) : willis, ga7

DEADLINE

TUESDAY AUGUST 14, 2007 11:00 am

IT TAKES 6 to lynch

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:55 am

ga7 wrote:Nah, I'm bringing that now because Nag posted a role list yesterday and I find no other clues Since we know who the cops are, and doc died already, I was wondering if there really is another town role that is not part of the Jets.

Did he? I'd like to see this "role list" you speak of. I went back and read yesterday to find it, and couldn't. You had plenty of time before nag said anything, but you were going after Talapus. BTW, why did you stop that? You had something there.

The doc is not dead. Doc, the role, is dead. And wondering does not provide evidence for a vote. So you're either scum grasping at air or you're just over analyzing.

ga7 · Post by **ga7** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 10:05 am

pancakemix wrote:
ga7 wrote:Nah, I'm bringing that now because Nag posted a role list yesterday and I find no other clues Since we know who the cops are, and doc died already, I was wondering if there really is another town role that is not part of the Jets.
Did he? I'd like to see this "role list" you speak of. I went back and read yesterday to find it, and couldn't. *You had plenty of time before nag said anything*, {but you were going after Talapus}. BTW, why did you stop that? You had something there.

The doc is not dead. Doc, the role, is dead. ~And wondering does not provide evidence for a vote. So you're either scum grasping at air or you're just over analyzing.~

It was towards the end of the day, can't be bothered to read back again. *Nag came up with an investigation, why would I have seeked something else to go with at that time?* {Didn't you notice Nag cleared Talapus?}

I know the doc is not dead, I was talking about Doc the character. ~Overdefensive much? I don't see what's wrong with putting pressure and digging since I found nothing else suspicious.~

Enough unreadable now?

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 10:34 am

ga7 wrote:
pancakemix wrote:
ga7 wrote:Nah, I'm bringing that now because Nag posted a role list yesterday and I find no other clues Since we know who the cops are, and doc died already, I was wondering if there really is another town role that is not part of the Jets.
Did he? I'd like to see this "role list" you speak of. I went back and read yesterday to find it, and couldn't. *You had plenty of time before nag said anything*, {but you were going after Talapus}. BTW, why did you stop that? You had something there.

The doc is not dead. Doc, the role, is dead. ~And wondering does not provide evidence for a vote. So you're either scum grasping at air or you're just over analyzing.~
It was towards the end of the day, can't be bothered to read back again. *Nag came up with an investigation, why would I have seeked something else to go with at that time?* {Didn't you notice Nag cleared Talapus?}

I know the doc is not dead, I was talking about Doc the character. ~Overdefensive much? I don't see what's wrong with putting pressure and digging since I found nothing else suspicious.~

Enough unreadable now?

Found it. Not what I was thinking of by role list at any stretch *That wasn't necessarily an investigation until he came out and said "He's Toro". You jumped on the wagon early. It could have been scum jumping ship* {Ever heard of a Godfather? Nothing is certain}

Then don't word your sentences that way. It's confusing. Why point out the death of a vanilla townie like that? ~No, I'm not, I'm just saying that you don't have enough evidence to say "ZOMGORZ HE SAYS HE'S NOT A JET HE MUST BE SCUM!!!!!1111!!!!1!!!ONE!!! Vote panckae teh n00b" Not that you would say it like that, but my point is you don't have enough evidence}

And Unvote

ga7 · Post by **ga7** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 10:50 am

*must resist the temptation of using shitloads of colors

*
As you can see if you reread, I voted LSU early because I trusted Nag since day 1. I see your point about a GF though. I wasn't very suspicious of Tal because I don't think he would have so blatantly defended a fellow scum, unless he was relying on an investigation to clear him, but well, I just find that a bit far fetched for now. Finally, I never said I'm sure you're scum, but I felt that piece of info needed to be discussed.

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:18 pm

ga7 wrote:*must resist the temptation of using shitloads of colors *
As you can see if you reread, I voted LSU early because I trusted Nag since day 1. I see your point about a GF though. I wasn't very suspicious of Tal because I don't think he would have so blatantly defended a fellow scum, unless he was relying on an investigation to clear him, but well, I just find that a bit far fetched for now. Finally, I never said I'm sure you're scum, but I felt that piece of info needed to be discussed.

Why vote then? I don't vote a lot unless I'm random voting or positive. FOSes are far better for "You might be scum"

ga7 · Post by **ga7** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:22 pm

Geez, this is not the Inquisition, I don't put a lot of importance in votes in regular games. Votes are meant to pressure too, I don't see why I shouldn't use them. Now I don't unvote just yet because I want to hear from others.

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:31 pm

Wow, it says I'm still in it. If I am, then I'll read through it all later.