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Neutrino · Post by **Neutrino** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:35 am

Skittles! wrote:I have the biggest urge to buy Destroy All Humans 1 and 2.

Who dosen't?

The Disclocator: Number 1 cause of accidental suicide in any game I have ever played.

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:36 am

Neutrino wrote:
Skittles! wrote:I have the biggest urge to buy Destroy All Humans 1 and 2.
Who dosen't?

The Disclocator: Number 1 cause of accidental suicide in any game I have ever played.

Hahah. Suicide..

Neutrino · Post by **Neutrino** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:40 am

Skittles! wrote:
Neutrino wrote:
Skittles! wrote:I have the biggest urge to buy Destroy All Humans 1 and 2.
Who dosen't?

The Disclocator: Number 1 cause of accidental suicide in any game I have ever played.
Hahah. Suicide..

Accidental Suicide. No matter how far away you were from the place where the tank is supposed to be carreening around, killing people, you will still, somehow, manage to be clobbered from behind.

FiveThreeEight · Post by **FiveThreeEight** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:43 am

I never played those games. I heard they were pretty good, though.

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:00 am

FiveThreeEight · Post by **FiveThreeEight** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:58 am

So, did you hear about the two peanuts that were walking down the street?

One was assaulted.

$\:D/$

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:32 am

They sing "Who will save us now?
It's our life but we don't want to live it"
We want to be told by something or something who's better than us
Who we know we can trust
Who'll always protect us but keep us scared to death so we never ask questions
Who'll dictate the consequences of our actions and give us peace of mind about our miserable lives
Confined and content
All we want is a place we can hide

Who Will Save Us Now - Straylight Run.

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:55 am

Quick! Hand me another holy-hand grenade!

FiveThreeEight · Post by **FiveThreeEight** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:58 am

I don't have one. Here's a bag full of poo, though. That should work.

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:59 am

Manure is no match for a Killer Rabbit! You FOOL!

FiveThreeEight · Post by **FiveThreeEight** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:00 am

You obviously underestimate the power of poo, then.

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:00 am

Killer rabbits!?! We need to get the Killer Foxes against them, and when the Killer Foxes get out of control, we need to get Killer Hounds!

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:17 am

FiveThreeEight wrote:You obviously underestimate the power of poo, then.

Sig worthy!

FiveThreeEight · Post by **FiveThreeEight** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:20 am

Yes! Chalk up another one.

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:22 am

FiveThreeEight wrote:Yes! Chalk up another one.

I've just realised I have no idea who you actually are.

FiveThreeEight · Post by **FiveThreeEight** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:25 am

A fellow Spamalot Knight. Confirmed by hecter, but as yet added to the first page. I'm new, of course, but, lately, I've been on a spam rampage. Or spampage, if you will.

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:28 am

hey

FiveThreeEight · Post by **FiveThreeEight** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:38 am

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:46 am

FiveThreeEight wrote:A fellow Spamalot Knight. Confirmed by hecter, but as yet added to the first page. I'm new, of course, but, lately, I've been on a spam rampage. Or spampage, if you will.

I meant, more of a "real" sense. The actual "you".

FiveThreeEight · Post by **FiveThreeEight** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:49 am

Well, let me introduce myself, then.

My name is Jeff. I have a wife, two kids, and I work a lot. I currently live in California, but will soon be moving to Washington for my job. I love this site, and love to play Risk.

Oh, and when the moon is just right, I grow long fangs and claws, and my body gets all hairy. It's a medical condition that I'm currently seeking help for.

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:51 am

FiveThreeEight wrote:Well, let me introduce myself, then.

My name is Jeff. I have a wife, two kids, and I work a lot. I currently live in California, but will soon be moving to Washington for my job. I love this site, and love to play Risk.

Oh, and when the moon is just right, I grow long fangs and claws, and my body gets all hairy. It's a medical condition that I'm currently seeking help for.

I don't believe a word of it. It's got "cliche" stamped all over it.

FiveThreeEight · Post by **FiveThreeEight** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:57 am

I've long considered my entire life to be one big cliche. I married when I was young (my high school sweetheart), got a good job, and had kids. Now, we'll be moving, purchasing a nice house with a white picket fence, and living out our lives in a small rural town.

Here's the proof:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... d=26652651

What can I say?

0ojakeo0 · Post by **0ojakeo0** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:00 am

FiveThreeEight wrote:Oh, and when the moon is just right, I grow long fangs and claws, and my body gets all hairy. It's a medical condition that I'm currently seeking help for.

its so tought to get good help right?

FiveThreeEight · Post by **FiveThreeEight** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:03 am

QFT, Jake. You know, it's weird, but I get this insatiable hunger for human flesh when it happens, too. I was thinking it might be the flu, but the doctors say it's something different. They just can't put their finger on it.

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:05 am

I believe you...for now...