Well, since you asked...Skittles! wrote:Luns, since you are the obviously the coolest American on this site, could you tell me the first thing that pops into your mind when you think of Australia?

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Oh please. That's lame. How many times has the Aussie's beaten the All Blacks in the past year? I don't know, but meh.KiwiTaker wrote:Lol the reason why Aussies and Kiwis jump the ditch so often is because it is so close and the flights are cheap. Oh and to all Aussies the All Blacks are gonna win the World Cup this year.
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People who know me know I'm ALWAYS serious. Even when I'm exageratting. Greatly.Anarchy Ninja wrote:Serbia wrote:Every so often there's a show on TV that shows the funnel web spiders, and since it's tv, they make them out to be practicly an army of spiders that has declared war on all of humanity in Australia, and people have no hope of beating them back, because they're invincible, and dogs smaller than a sheep routinely get caught in the webs and have their insides drained entirely by the massive creatures, that are at LEAST the size of small rats.Skittles! wrote:ROFL. Holy crap.. Where did you get that from? Funnel Web Spiders... How exactly did you even hear of them?Serbia wrote:Yeah, well what about the funnel web spiders? You know, the ones that charge and attack children for fun, and frequently make their webs on your bed, so that you die from the bite in the night?That is hilarious, unless of course your being serious, in which case it's kind of sad
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may not be a PRUDE, but he's gotta 'TUDE
might not be LEWD, but he's gonna get BOOED
RUDE
hell im 13...i dont know a lot about australia2dimes wrote:Yeah the mountains are... wait, did you say mountains?
Oh yeah you're from Ontario, carry on.
I was pretty confused when we went to the park to use the public BBQs. "What, this frying pan? I thought we were going to BBQ."
Silly canuck, I thought it would have a flame and a grill.
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Thanks guys. We are awesome!High Guard wrote:Australians are the coolest people to hang out with, they get the jokes, they know the places and the are relaxed and more open then any Americans, basically the best chaps. Did I mention they have the best accent?
Magpies are dangerous! Hahaha.Iliad wrote:Thanks guys. We are awesome!High Guard wrote:Australians are the coolest people to hang out with, they get the jokes, they know the places and the are relaxed and more open then any Americans, basically the best chaps. Did I mention they have the best accent?
And we have no earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanos or anything like that. No seismic activities at all.
And the animals are a bit overrated. I have been living here for 5 years and I haven't met a single dangerous animal
KraphtOne wrote:when you sign up a new account one of the check boxes should be "do you want to foe colton24 (it is highly recommended) "
Hey! Don't reveal the Aussie secret!Skittles! wrote:Magpies are dangerous! Hahaha.Iliad wrote:Thanks guys. We are awesome!High Guard wrote:Australians are the coolest people to hang out with, they get the jokes, they know the places and the are relaxed and more open then any Americans, basically the best chaps. Did I mention they have the best accent?
And we have no earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanos or anything like that. No seismic activities at all.
And the animals are a bit overrated. I have been living here for 5 years and I haven't met a single dangerous animal
I only saw snakes and the like when I was a young child, I see spiders frequently and I've seen a shark once when sailing. Chances are you will only see them if you go to smaller or more rural towns, except aquatic things that want to kill you, I think they are pretty much everywhereIliad wrote:Thanks guys. We are awesome!High Guard wrote:Australians are the coolest people to hang out with, they get the jokes, they know the places and the are relaxed and more open then any Americans, basically the best chaps. Did I mention they have the best accent?
And we have no earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanos or anything like that. No seismic activities at all.
And the animals are a bit overrated. I have been living here for 5 years and I haven't met a single dangerous animal

~*Salva*~cawck mongler wrote:Your only option is to quit and become an anti-American Nazi that plays risk.
I'll take a hurricane over a firestorm any day.Iliad wrote:Thanks guys. We are awesome!High Guard wrote:Australians are the coolest people to hang out with, they get the jokes, they know the places and the are relaxed and more open then any Americans, basically the best chaps. Did I mention they have the best accent?
And we have no earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanos or anything like that. No seismic activities at all.
And the animals are a bit overrated. I have been living here for 5 years and I haven't met a single dangerous animal

you can be shit scared off them if your from Britain and you have never heard of them before. my brother only went out there because one of our mates went a couple of years earlier with his missus(he has split up since), he now lives in Perth with his wife.Skittles! wrote:Huntsman go everywhere! I see them in the car all the time. And how can you be scared of them? They won't attack you. I always feel sorry for them when someone kills them cause they think they're poisonous. Poor spider. Hunstman are really cool though :]Neutrino wrote:How the hell did he get a Huntsman in his car? They usually don't enter anything that hasn't been sitting there for a few years.DAZMCFC wrote:my brother has lived in Sydney for about 8 years now. when he was first driving over there, he told us about the huntsman spider(big fucker none poisoness)ran across his dashboard and he shit himself. he loves it over there and my mother is going over at christmas again.
I do agree though, they are scary. Especially when you get the ones 2/3 the size of your hand

If you live in a large city then firestorm is not a problem at all. Unlike hurricanes.Dmunster wrote:I'll take a hurricane over a firestorm any day.Iliad wrote:Thanks guys. We are awesome!High Guard wrote:Australians are the coolest people to hang out with, they get the jokes, they know the places and the are relaxed and more open then any Americans, basically the best chaps. Did I mention they have the best accent?
And we have no earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanos or anything like that. No seismic activities at all.
And the animals are a bit overrated. I have been living here for 5 years and I haven't met a single dangerous animal