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My B/f, cell phone, the internet, soda and candy.. give me all 5 things and I'm hyper and happy!High Guard wrote:I prefer a good cigar, there is nothing better then a Toronio on the rainy day. Whats your poison: alcohol, drugs, pills, cigars, cigarettes ?
~*Salva*~cawck mongler wrote:Your only option is to quit and become an anti-American Nazi that plays risk.

Dmunster wrote:Start the night with a little blow, an 8 ball works nicely. Proceed to shots of Rumpleminze and plenty of Bud Light to take the edge off. When its time to sleep, hopefully you've conned some hooch into yer bed, again an 8 ball usually works nicely. Pop a xanax and get some head from said hooch and, voila, wonderful night.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.
suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
Yeah, Sex is always a good thing but I think thats something most are into so I didnt state it because that was obvious!Dmunster wrote:Start the night with a little blow, an 8 ball works nicely. Proceed to shots of Rumpleminze and plenty of Bud Light to take the edge off. When its time to sleep, hopefully you've conned some hooch into yer bed, again an 8 ball usually works nicely. Pop a xanax and get some head from said hooch and, voila, wonderful night.
~*Salva*~cawck mongler wrote:Your only option is to quit and become an anti-American Nazi that plays risk.
The sex is just to help me get to sleep, its not one of my vices.salvadevinemasse wrote:Yeah, Sex is always a good thing but I think thats something most are into so I didnt state it because that was obvious!Dmunster wrote:Start the night with a little blow, an 8 ball works nicely. Proceed to shots of Rumpleminze and plenty of Bud Light to take the edge off. When its time to sleep, hopefully you've conned some hooch into yer bed, again an 8 ball usually works nicely. Pop a xanax and get some head from said hooch and, voila, wonderful night.

Even between an alligator and a human? You know it's happenedsalvadevinemasse wrote:Yeah, Sex is always a good thing but I think thats something most are into so I didnt state it because that was obvious!Dmunster wrote:Start the night with a little blow, an 8 ball works nicely. Proceed to shots of Rumpleminze and plenty of Bud Light to take the edge off. When its time to sleep, hopefully you've conned some hooch into yer bed, again an 8 ball usually works nicely. Pop a xanax and get some head from said hooch and, voila, wonderful night.
How hard is it to get good nose candy in Britian? I would imagine it would be off the charts expensive...Norse wrote:You're one bad-ass DMunster.
Dope, for me, is an end of evening treat (and rare too), it makes me tired and want to go to sleep. Not the best frame of mind for a bopping night out.
Perfect night out for me.....12 pints, 2 G's of nosebag, and an environment that will allow me to explore the delights of the female anatomy.

It's actually pretty easy to get your hands onDmunster wrote:How hard is it to get good nose candy in Britian? I would imagine it would be off the charts expensive...Norse wrote:You're one bad-ass DMunster.
Dope, for me, is an end of evening treat (and rare too), it makes me tired and want to go to sleep. Not the best frame of mind for a bopping night out.
Perfect night out for me.....12 pints, 2 G's of nosebag, and an environment that will allow me to explore the delights of the female anatomy.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.
suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
i think i will ask my "nose candy" taking friends on sunday how much it is up here, as i don`t participate in that kind of thing, never have just had billy 3 times(once on my wedding day and my wife had it aswell).Norse wrote:It's actually pretty easy to get your hands onDmunster wrote:How hard is it to get good nose candy in Britian? I would imagine it would be off the charts expensive...Norse wrote:You're one bad-ass DMunster.
Dope, for me, is an end of evening treat (and rare too), it makes me tired and want to go to sleep. Not the best frame of mind for a bopping night out.
Perfect night out for me.....12 pints, 2 G's of nosebag, and an environment that will allow me to explore the delights of the female anatomy.
regular price for a g can be anywhere between 40 -60 quid, depending on where bouts you are.
On the rare occasions i want some, i get an eigth for about 120, so not too bad.

Yeah, but its one of my vices lol Just ask VT I'm always trying for sex.. I'm more perverted then anyone I know so far anyways!Dmunster wrote:The sex is just to help me get to sleep, its not one of my vices.salvadevinemasse wrote:Yeah, Sex is always a good thing but I think thats something most are into so I didnt state it because that was obvious!Dmunster wrote:Start the night with a little blow, an 8 ball works nicely. Proceed to shots of Rumpleminze and plenty of Bud Light to take the edge off. When its time to sleep, hopefully you've conned some hooch into yer bed, again an 8 ball usually works nicely. Pop a xanax and get some head from said hooch and, voila, wonderful night.
~*Salva*~cawck mongler wrote:Your only option is to quit and become an anti-American Nazi that plays risk.
I can guarentee that you are not a fraction as perveted as me!salvadevinemasse wrote: Yeah, but its one of my vices lol Just ask VT I'm always trying for sex.. I'm more perverted then anyone I know so far anyways!
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.
suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
I can promise mind wise I'm more perverted then you are... heheNorse wrote:I can guarentee that you are not a fraction as perveted as me!salvadevinemasse wrote: Yeah, but its one of my vices lol Just ask VT I'm always trying for sex.. I'm more perverted then anyone I know so far anyways!
Im stroking myself whilst I write this.
~*Salva*~cawck mongler wrote:Your only option is to quit and become an anti-American Nazi that plays risk.
Ass to mouth?salvadevinemasse wrote:Yeah, but its one of my vices lol Just ask VT I'm always trying for sex.. I'm more perverted then anyone I know so far anyways!Dmunster wrote:The sex is just to help me get to sleep, its not one of my vices.salvadevinemasse wrote:Yeah, Sex is always a good thing but I think thats something most are into so I didnt state it because that was obvious!Dmunster wrote:Start the night with a little blow, an 8 ball works nicely. Proceed to shots of Rumpleminze and plenty of Bud Light to take the edge off. When its time to sleep, hopefully you've conned some hooch into yer bed, again an 8 ball usually works nicely. Pop a xanax and get some head from said hooch and, voila, wonderful night.

Nope. Why is that what your into?Dmunster wrote:Ass to mouth?salvadevinemasse wrote:Yeah, but its one of my vices lol Just ask VT I'm always trying for sex.. I'm more perverted then anyone I know so far anyways!Dmunster wrote:The sex is just to help me get to sleep, its not one of my vices.salvadevinemasse wrote:Yeah, Sex is always a good thing but I think thats something most are into so I didnt state it because that was obvious!Dmunster wrote:Start the night with a little blow, an 8 ball works nicely. Proceed to shots of Rumpleminze and plenty of Bud Light to take the edge off. When its time to sleep, hopefully you've conned some hooch into yer bed, again an 8 ball usually works nicely. Pop a xanax and get some head from said hooch and, voila, wonderful night.
~*Salva*~cawck mongler wrote:Your only option is to quit and become an anti-American Nazi that plays risk.
Nah I ask every girl I meet that question.salvadevinemasse wrote:Nope. Why is that what your into?Dmunster wrote:Ass to mouth?salvadevinemasse wrote:Yeah, but its one of my vices lol Just ask VT I'm always trying for sex.. I'm more perverted then anyone I know so far anyways!Dmunster wrote:The sex is just to help me get to sleep, its not one of my vices.salvadevinemasse wrote:Yeah, Sex is always a good thing but I think thats something most are into so I didnt state it because that was obvious!Dmunster wrote:Start the night with a little blow, an 8 ball works nicely. Proceed to shots of Rumpleminze and plenty of Bud Light to take the edge off. When its time to sleep, hopefully you've conned some hooch into yer bed, again an 8 ball usually works nicely. Pop a xanax and get some head from said hooch and, voila, wonderful night.

Yeah, only met 3 people ever that was into that and I thought it was kinda sick.. but then again I guess its just personal preference right? into BDSM?Dmunster wrote:Nah I ask every girl I meet that question.salvadevinemasse wrote:Nope. Why is that what your into?Dmunster wrote:Ass to mouth?salvadevinemasse wrote:Yeah, but its one of my vices lol Just ask VT I'm always trying for sex.. I'm more perverted then anyone I know so far anyways!Dmunster wrote:The sex is just to help me get to sleep, its not one of my vices.salvadevinemasse wrote: Yeah, Sex is always a good thing but I think thats something most are into so I didnt state it because that was obvious!
~*Salva*~cawck mongler wrote:Your only option is to quit and become an anti-American Nazi that plays risk.