Why are christians so annoying?

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:02 pm

Question.

Syzygy · Post by **Syzygy** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:03 pm

Something made them Cross.

*Rimshot*

On a serious note, lighten up Norse.

freezie · Post by **freezie** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:05 pm

They are annoying to you because you don't beleive in what they beleive, right?

Then, to them, you are just as annoying as they are to you.

They are not annoying, just they think differently than you are.

You annoying bastard.

* I am not a beleiver

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:20 pm

stupidest question ever

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:31 pm

freezie wrote:

* I am not a beleiver

What's a beleiver?

Is it some form of annoying christisan?

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:32 pm

Syzygy wrote:Something made them Cross.

*Rimshot*

On a serious note, lighten up Norse.

But seriously, If I couldn't masturbate, i'd probably be quite annoying too.

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:34 pm

misterman10 wrote:stupidest question ever

nope, not really.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:38 pm

For me it's their love of ham.

I don't mind a ham sandwich on occasion, I'm not kosher but don't shove them in my face every time you see me. Give me a break.
"Want some ham?"
"Hey we're having ham are you in?"
"I was thinking you might want to come for dinner, it's ham."
Enough allready.

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:41 pm

The1exile wrote:
misterman10 wrote:stupidest question ever

nope, not really.

any kind of question that generalizes about a certain race, culture, sex, religion, etc. is a stupid question

freezie · Post by **freezie** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:42 pm

Norse wrote:
freezie wrote:

* I am not a beleiver

What's a beleiver?

Is it some form of annoying christisan?

To exile: Not quite.

Stupidiest idiot ever. Almost.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:42 pm

One of my christian friends that I dont see very often always used to try an convert me.

He mastered a way of telling me in the nicest possible way, that I was going to hell. I explained to him that maybe I was not going anywhere after I die, and that I wanted to stay stationary in my coffin, but he insisted that I must become a christian or go to hell.

I even tried to reason hypothetically with him, that I may be going to valhalla, but nope, I was going to hell.

Dammit, I don't want to go to hell. It's a rather fascist way of making people go to church, not that I do go to church, I like to sit at home on a sunday and have an all day wankathon.

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:43 pm

2dimes wrote:For me it's their love of ham.

I don't mind a ham sandwich on occasion, I'm not kosher but don't shove them in my face every time you see me. Give me a break.
"Want some ham?"
"Hey we're having ham are you in?"
"I was thinking you might want to come for dinner, it's ham."
Enough allready.

Well I do keep kosher, so that's not me. :wink:

freezie · Post by **freezie** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:43 pm

Then tell him, in the nicest way possible, to stop annoying you with that.

If that's what annoying you, tell him it is. He wont be such annoying after.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:43 pm

misterman10 wrote:
The1exile wrote:
misterman10 wrote:stupidest question ever

nope, not really.

any kind of question that generalizes about a certain race, culture, sex, religion, etc. is a stupid question

Not if said creed begins to force itself upon others.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:43 pm

Why don't you want to go to hell?

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:44 pm

2dimes wrote:Why don't you want to go to hell?

I wanna stay in my bone-box. Plenty of peace and quiet.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:45 pm

Wouldn't you miss ham?

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:45 pm

Serbia wrote:
2dimes wrote:For me it's their love of ham.

I don't mind a ham sandwich on occasion, I'm not kosher but don't shove them in my face every time you see me. Give me a break.
"Want some ham?"
"Hey we're having ham are you in?"
"I was thinking you might want to come for dinner, it's ham."
Enough allready.

Well I do keep kosher, so that's not me.

I thought you said you weren't jewish?

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:46 pm

Norse wrote:
Serbia wrote:
2dimes wrote:For me it's their love of ham.

I don't mind a ham sandwich on occasion, I'm not kosher but don't shove them in my face every time you see me. Give me a break.
"Want some ham?"
"Hey we're having ham are you in?"
"I was thinking you might want to come for dinner, it's ham."
Enough allready.

Well I do keep kosher, so that's not me.

I thought you said you weren't jewish?

I did.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:46 pm

2dimes wrote:Wouldn't you miss ham?

Ham is nice. But I'll be in a position where maybe ham is the least of my worries.

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:46 pm

Norse wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
The1exile wrote:
misterman10 wrote:stupidest question ever

nope, not really.

any kind of question that generalizes about a certain race, culture, sex, religion, etc. is a stupid question

Not if said creed begins to force itself upon others.

your friends trying to help you

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:47 pm

Serbia wrote:
Norse wrote:
Serbia wrote:
2dimes wrote:For me it's their love of ham.

I don't mind a ham sandwich on occasion, I'm not kosher but don't shove them in my face every time you see me. Give me a break.
"Want some ham?"
"Hey we're having ham are you in?"
"I was thinking you might want to come for dinner, it's ham."
Enough allready.

Well I do keep kosher, so that's not me.

I thought you said you weren't jewish?

I did.

Oh, why do you eat kosher food then?

Syzygy · Post by **Syzygy** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:47 pm

Norse wrote:
Serbia wrote:
Norse wrote:
Serbia wrote:
2dimes wrote:For me it's their love of ham.

I don't mind a ham sandwich on occasion, I'm not kosher but don't shove them in my face every time you see me. Give me a break.
"Want some ham?"
"Hey we're having ham are you in?"
"I was thinking you might want to come for dinner, it's ham."
Enough allready.

Well I do keep kosher, so that's not me.

I thought you said you weren't jewish?

I did.

Oh, why do you eat kosher food then?

It's delicious?

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:48 pm

Norse wrote:
2dimes wrote:Wouldn't you miss ham?

Ham is nice. But I'll be in a position where maybe ham is the least of my worries.

What are going to be the main issues?

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:48 pm

misterman10 wrote:
Norse wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
The1exile wrote:
misterman10 wrote:stupidest question ever

nope, not really.

any kind of question that generalizes about a certain race, culture, sex, religion, etc. is a stupid question

Not if said creed begins to force itself upon others.

your friends trying to help you

hahahahahah!

Save me! save me! I don't know what's best for myself! Please forgive me for being an infidel! I was wrong!