Why are christians so annoying?

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:48 pm

Not so much eating kosher foods as not eating non-kosher foods. I don't go out of my way looking for 'kosher', but I don't eat pork, shellfish, things like that. For religious reasons, and also it's healthier. But I don't care what anyone else does either.

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:48 pm

Norse wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
Norse wrote:
misterman10 wrote:
The1exile wrote:
misterman10 wrote:stupidest question ever
nope, not really.
any kind of question that generalizes about a certain race, culture, sex, religion, etc. is a stupid question
Not if said creed begins to force itself upon others.
your friends trying to help you
hahahahahah!

Save me! save me! I don't know what's best for myself! Please forgive me for being an infidel! I was wrong!

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:49 pm

2dimes wrote:
Norse wrote:
2dimes wrote:Wouldn't you miss ham?
Ham is nice. But I'll be in a position where maybe ham is the least of my worries.
What are going to be the main issues?

I dunno, I suppose the maggots will become annoying, as they eat through my decaying body, but I suppose It will be a bit of company.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:49 pm

Serbia wrote:Not so much eating kosher foods as not eating non-kosher foods. I don't go out of my way looking for 'kosher', but I don't eat pork, shellfish, things like that. For religious reasons, and also it's healthier. But I don't care what anyone else does either.

Are you a christian then?

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:50 pm

Norse wrote:
Serbia wrote:Not so much eating kosher foods as not eating non-kosher foods. I don't go out of my way looking for 'kosher', but I don't eat pork, shellfish, things like that. For religious reasons, and also it's healthier. But I don't care what anyone else does either.
Are you a christian then?

I am. And therefore, obviously annoying.

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:51 pm

Serbia wrote:
Norse wrote:
Serbia wrote:Not so much eating kosher foods as not eating non-kosher foods. I don't go out of my way looking for 'kosher', but I don't eat pork, shellfish, things like that. For religious reasons, and also it's healthier. But I don't care what anyone else does either.
Are you a christian then?
I am. And therefore, obviously annoying.

I am annoying as well

Syzygy · Post by **Syzygy** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:51 pm

Serbia wrote:
Norse wrote:
Serbia wrote:Not so much eating kosher foods as not eating non-kosher foods. I don't go out of my way looking for 'kosher', but I don't eat pork, shellfish, things like that. For religious reasons, and also it's healthier. But I don't care what anyone else does either.
Are you a christian then?
I am. And therefore, obviously annoying.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:51 pm

Serbia wrote:
Norse wrote:
Serbia wrote:Not so much eating kosher foods as not eating non-kosher foods. I don't go out of my way looking for 'kosher', but I don't eat pork, shellfish, things like that. For religious reasons, and also it's healthier. But I don't care what anyone else does either.
Are you a christian then?
I am. And therefore, obviously annoying.

hehe, yup. But at least you're eating healthy though.

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:52 pm

Norse wrote:
Serbia wrote:
Norse wrote:
Serbia wrote:Not so much eating kosher foods as not eating non-kosher foods. I don't go out of my way looking for 'kosher', but I don't eat pork, shellfish, things like that. For religious reasons, and also it's healthier. But I don't care what anyone else does either.
Are you a christian then?
I am. And therefore, obviously annoying.
hehe, yup. But at least you're eating healthy though.

Must keep up my good health to maximize my annoyance levels.

Syzygy · Post by **Syzygy** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:54 pm

Serbia wrote:
Norse wrote:
Serbia wrote:
Norse wrote:
Serbia wrote:Not so much eating kosher foods as not eating non-kosher foods. I don't go out of my way looking for 'kosher', but I don't eat pork, shellfish, things like that. For religious reasons, and also it's healthier. But I don't care what anyone else does either.
Are you a christian then?
I am. And therefore, obviously annoying.
hehe, yup. But at least you're eating healthy though.
Must keep up my good health to maximize my annoyance levels.

And to convert the infidels.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:57 pm

Serbia wrote:
Must keep up my good health to maximize my annoyance levels.

Don't you ever think to yourself occasionally.."jeez, I'd love to beat one out right now" after browsing through the bible?

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:03 pm

What's wrong with shellfish? I think they're delicious.

Syzygy · Post by **Syzygy** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:04 pm

MeDeFe wrote:What's wrong with shellfish? I think they're delicious.

They feast on the excrements of well... everything, and are hence, supposedly unclean to eat.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:06 pm

Syzygy wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:What's wrong with shellfish? I think they're delicious.
They feast on the excrements of well... everything, and are hence, supposedly unclean to eat.

Which is similar to why Muslims don't eat pigs (or meat from pigs).

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:15 pm

I was off pork for years, not particularly religious reasons. Thinking it's not healthy partly. I noticed when some people convert to Islam and go off it they seem to talk about how much better they feel etc.

Then suddenly last year some time I had some sweet and sour. I'm into that now quite a bit.

Still not a huge fan of ham, it's ok as an ingredient but as a main attraction not so much.

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:18 pm

2dimes wrote:I was off pork for years, not particularly religious reasons. Thinking it's not healthy partly. I noticed when some people convert to Islam and go off it they seem to talk about how much better they feel etc.

Then suddenly last year some time I had some sweet and sour. I'm into that now quite a bit.

Still not a huge fan of ham, it's ok as an ingredient but as a main attraction not so much.

I love pork.

Nephilim · Post by **Nephilim** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:22 pm

2dimes wrote:Why don't you go to hell?

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:23 pm

You're just mean this week.

jay_a2j · Post by **jay_a2j** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:28 pm

Norse wrote:
2dimes wrote:Why don't you want to go to hell?
I wanna stay in my bone-box. Plenty of peace and quiet.

Unfortunately, that's not an option.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:31 pm

jay_a2j wrote:
Norse wrote:
2dimes wrote:Why don't you want to go to hell?
I wanna stay in my bone-box. Plenty of peace and quiet.

Unfortunately, that's not an option.

Yes it goddam well is.

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:48 pm

jay_a2j wrote:
Norse wrote:
2dimes wrote:Why don't you want to go to hell?
I wanna stay in my bone-box. Plenty of peace and quiet.

Unfortunately, that's not an option.

Jay, you've never met anyone who has died and known. Quite frankly we don't know what our options are. You always complain about people belittling the Christian beliefs, now stop belittling his.

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:32 pm

Norse wrote:
Serbia wrote:
Must keep up my good health to maximize my annoyance levels.
Don't you ever think to yourself occasionally.."jeez, I'd love to beat one out right now" after browsing through the bible?

Can't say I've experienced that... perhaps you've read a different bible than I have.

Bouncer · Post by **Bouncer** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:34 pm

the most annoying thing about christians (and followers of most other religions come to that) is their belief that leading a good and honest life should lead to some sort of reward - heaven no less.

while the rest of us who try to lead honest, decent lives do so for the selfless purpose of the common good.

but do i get smug about it?

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:36 pm

Serbia wrote:
Norse wrote:
Serbia wrote:
Must keep up my good health to maximize my annoyance levels.
Don't you ever think to yourself occasionally.."jeez, I'd love to beat one out right now" after browsing through the bible?
Can't say I've experienced that... perhaps you've read a different bible than I have.

Don't tell me that this isn't arousing?

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:37 pm

reverend_kyle wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
Norse wrote:
2dimes wrote:Why don't you want to go to hell?
I wanna stay in my bone-box. Plenty of peace and quiet.

Unfortunately, that's not an option.

Jay, you've never met anyone who has died and known. Quite frankly we don't know what our options are. You always complain about people belittling the Christian beliefs, now stop belittling his.

Wow. That's belittling Rev? Try this then...

You're dumb.

I bet I'm like, the baddest insulter the world has ever seen now.

Quite frankly, everyone has a belief in what their options are. His beliefs are as real to him as yours are to you. He knows what his options are, and you believe that one cannont know. Just because one doesn't know something exists is not proof in anyway of it's existence nor non-existence. And now I've joined the ranks of the belittlers.