Winner Mafia Game *Game Over* Almost Perfect Town Win.

0ojakeo0 · Post by **0ojakeo0** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 5:08 pm

nice

life-saver · Post by **life-saver** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 5:21 pm

XGSuperstar wrote:Yeah, when I mean waste of a lynch is usually that the lynch had no upside, but there was confirming your sanity.

Also, LS was delicious, kinda like bologny. Ah well, goodnight.

I tasted like sandwich meat, eh?

Scummmmm~ Kill Superstar next, okayz?

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 7:21 pm

life-saver wrote:
XGSuperstar wrote:Yeah, when I mean waste of a lynch is usually that the lynch had no upside, but there was confirming your sanity.

Also, LS was delicious, kinda like bologny. Ah well, goodnight.
I tasted like sandwich meat, eh?

Scummmmm~ Kill Superstar next, okayz?

actually you tasted more liek Mudkip.

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:17 am

As the town rose they awaited breakfast. They wanted something delicious to eat. They wanted to eat more bodies. They had tasted so delicious before. And they had the fine cook. but there was a problem. They searched around and they couldn't find any dead bodies at all.
MM10: Did the mafia have to no kill. >.<
McSnipe: We need food.
Superstar: But where can we find tons of people that have no life and are just on all the time.
Then they had the first bright idea, of their pathetic townie lives. They traveled far to the castle Anthrax, and there it was tons of people with nothing better to do but spam. But how could they kill them they though. Then the mafia guy brought out a gun and said, "Leave it to me." He shot all of the spammers and they fell one by one. He then saw a portal. The townies all looked into it.
Jake: Where does it go?
Superstar: There's only one way to find out.
Shadowstar: YA! Hit Fircoal, with a sharp object while I eat pie.
Fircoal: NOT EVEN CLOSE!

Shadowstar got zapped with lightning, and Fircoal stole his pie.
Shadowstar: Ouchies.
Ga7: Stop fooling around. We need to check out the portal.
MM10: You know that Ga7, was involved with us in this war, and we won. That means in a way the French finally won a war.

We should celebrate.
Shadowstar: I'LL GET THE PIE!
McSnipe: but first the portal.
All: right.
They all went into the portal. Low and behold it was CC. Once rescrited to the Winner Mafia Thread they now were all the whole thing. From the games, to the general discussion, from the shop to the map foundry, from the flame wars to the pron links that Rev got banned for. IT was all there.
All: LET'S KILL THEM ALL AND FEAST!
They all went to the army room.
Army man1: Are you getting ready for battle.
McSnipe: Ya, I once battled before but that door was too strong. >.<
Ga7: I'm ready to add another victory to the French. Then It'll be 2 wins, 150 losses.
Superstar: We must have our dose of blood.
Army Guy 1: What type of freaks are these people. All we do is kill each other, and it's not even graphic just numbers.
Army Man 1: ya. and bad dice too.
Army Guy 2: But they are pretty colors.
Army Man: You are SO gay.
They all grabbed weapons and charged at the CC users. It was meanless to say they lost, many times. In fact. Their scores got down to the number 1.

but they had faith. And they finally killed all the of the members accept the already dead ones in Winner Mafia, the dead Spamalot members, and Fircoal.
McSnipe: NOW WE FEAST!
They took all of the dead bodies and layed them on the table. They had the best meal they had in years. They ate up all of the members and didn’t leave a single one.
Ga7: Finally, the French have won over 10 battles.
McSnipe: I bet I can beat the door now.
Shadowstar: Lucky, I can’t even beat a lv 1 Ness com on Super Smash Bros melee.
Superstar: That’s because you suck.
Shadowstar: But I’m able to beat YOU!
Superstar: I was distracted, and besides, you rigged the settings to the settings I hate.
MM10: I could pwn you all at Super Smash Bros. I was able to beat the classic level on very easy with 100 continues.
Ga7: How did you get so good at the game.
McSnipe: Jerk, it took me 200.

Jake: I couldn’t even beat the first level.
Superstar: Let’s see who’s really the best. Let’s play NOW1
Fircoal: Sure, if you all want to lose.
All: TO WHO?
Fircoal stole a Gamecube and 7 controllers, and they battled. Of course, we all knew who it would turn out. Fircoal totally pwned the idiots.
Shadowstar: CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU TO THE PLACE WITHOUT PIES!
Fircoal: NEVAR! And because I won, I’ll send you to TORTURE!
Suddenely they appeared in a all white room.
Superstar: It’s quiet.
Ga7: Too quiet.
Shadowstar: I KNOW! LET’S SOLVE THAT BY MAKING TONS OF NOISE!
All: YA!
They all randomily picked up instruments and played them with the talent they had. None. It sounded like a car wreck, a train wreck, a plane crash, and Mandy when he’s playing with his Star Wars action figures.
Mandy: You swore you’d tell no one.
Fircoal: Do I really care, about promises? Well TIME FOR THE REAL TORTURE!
Out came a Bidoof.
Superstar: A bidoof that’s it?
McSnipe: It sure looks weak.
Jake runs and hides behind nothing, because there is nothing to hide behind.
Jake: he could kill us at any time.
Shadowstar: BIDOOF LAFFS AT YOU!
The Bidoof started slowly turning his head to the right and some odd jazz music played.
MM10: What is it doing?
Round and round it when and the 6 got bored. Until it got to 180 degrees and looked up. THEN IT SPAT OUT FLAMES AND IT’S EYES GREW RED! It flew up and beat up the poor 6 townies, and made them suffer. He left them all on the border of life and death.
Superstar: Good to know it’s done.
Shadowstar: THAT’S IT? I expected more considering it’s Fircoal.

MM10: True, but he wouldn’t want to hurt us too bad. Would he.
They all thought for a second.
ALL: ACK! THAT’S NOT GOING TO BE ALL!
Fircoal: Right.

Out from the white sky came a Ditto.
Shadowstar: A DITTO? That’s it?
Superstar: Even I could beat a Ditto.
Ga7: Wait it could be a trap.
McSnipe: It’s a dumb Ditto. How could it be a trap.
Ditto: I’m not dumb. Also how many of you are male.
McSnipe: I am.
Ga7: I am too.
MM10: I think I am. The last time I checked was in Kwan’s bed.
Jake: I think I’m female.
Superstar: I’m male. You know we can always check.
So they checked to see if Jake and MM10 were really what they claimed to be. They were both male.
Shadowstar: Why do you want to know? I’m male, btw.

Ditto: Good, more people.

All: Uh-Oh
Ditto then chased after then all and then did rape. Which I won’t tall about as it would be way too graphic.
Super Smash Bros RPG Pikachu: So glad it wasn’t me this time.
Ditto: PIKACHU?
SSBRPG Pikachu: Oh, S.
Ditto then chased after Pikachu.
Fircoal: There that was your daily torture. This is a good spot as any to start.

That’s right, there have been no kills. And I couldn’t have put a more creative way to say that.

6 Alive, 4 to Lynch, 3 to get raped by Ditto.

Ditto: YAYS!
SSBRPG Pikachu: Thank god.
Ditto: HEY! I’m not done with you.
SSBRPG Pikachu: ACK!

ga7 · Post by **ga7** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:25 am

Rofl. To be fair, France diceraped Europe several times

Didn't you forget about a certain PM Fir?

ga7 · Post by **ga7** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:33 am

Good news. Fircoal PMed me. With a sweet answer. Vote Shadowstar as he is as scum as I'm drunk.

ga7 · Post by **ga7** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:42 am

Btw MM10, I'd think a claim from you is necessary at this point, even if you weren't the one I investigated. And if Shadow is mafia and you cult are still alive, I'll never forgive you if you don't recruit me

0ojakeo0 · Post by **0ojakeo0** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:04 am

vote superstar

XGSuperstar · Post by **XGSuperstar** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:15 am

0ojakeo0 wrote:vote superstar

Hmm, is the reason because you are drunk ?

Ah well, I need to go look back through the thread, to look for scum tells. So, investigate anyone last night ga7?

0ojakeo0 · Post by **0ojakeo0** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:16 am

XGSuperstar wrote:
0ojakeo0 wrote:vote superstar
Hmm, is the reason because you are drunk ?

Ah well, I need to go look back through the thread, to look for scum tells. So, investigate anyone last night ga7?

skim much?

XGSuperstar · Post by **XGSuperstar** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:31 am

No, in all actuality jake I read the entire thread, but I have a horrible short term memory it appears. I have a hard time remembering something at first glance, but once I remember it its locked up. Basically, I forgot the entire thread, and need to read back up on it with another mindset.

And ga7 didn't investigate mm10, all I know.

McSnipe · Post by **McSnipe** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:43 am

What I'm interested in is the lack of deaths. Can the mafia choose no kill? Or did a doctor or somebody else save someone?

ga7 · Post by **ga7** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:44 pm

I would assume the scum took a shot at someone protected, I suppose me.
XG, just on the top of the page... When day started I was confused cause I didn't get my investigation result. Then got the pm, with Shadow as guilty.
In any case, I'd like everyone to hold off their votes as we need to find out more I think. Life saver said MM10 was town before her lynch, so it'd be justified if he defended himself for instance. I didn't investigate him as I was more suspicious of Shadow, but well better clear up the WIFOM today.

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 1:21 pm

Alright, well ga7 is saying that Shadow is scum, I think thats a good start. As for my role, I don't know how life-saver found out my role (investigated me?), or if it was just a wild guess?

ga7 · Post by **ga7** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 1:28 pm

Uh? She just said she hided with you on night 1 so you were town. She never said a role, that's why I'm asking now

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 1:29 pm

Well, then I guess I have no choice but to role claim.

I am a simple townie

ga7 · Post by **ga7** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 2:10 pm

Hmm ok. Could you guys give me your opinion on who's the most suspicious (besides Shadow

), in case we don't end it today?

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 3:11 pm

Vote Count

shadown00b (1) ga7,
superstar (1) jake,

6 Alive, 4 to Lynch, 3 to get raped by Ditto

0ojakeo0 · Post by **0ojakeo0** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 7:07 pm

ok guyz im a roleblocker i roleblocke superstar and no kill put it together

XGSuperstar · Post by **XGSuperstar** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 9:55 pm

0ojakeo0 wrote:ok guyz im a roleblocker i roleblocke superstar and no kill put it together

You are quickly jumping to assumptions. First of all, the mafia could have neglected to send their roles. Also, probably they anticipated the doc cop strategy, and chose another townie, probably a bulletproof one. Or, you are not a roleblocker at all. I like the third option best. The kill could have neglected to happen because of a doctor, it could be anything.

Probably Shadow, like ga7 said, is scum. That would mean ga7 is either a sane cop, or a paranoid cop [looking at chances]. As ga7 successfully nabbed life-saver, I'm gonna to go with his choice and...

Vote: Shadowstar

ga7 · Post by **ga7** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 9:57 pm

Well it could be your roleblock and it could be a doc-protected target. Either way, I think we should lynch Shadow today, and you can block Superstar again tonight Jake, so that we're sure about it.

life-saver · Post by **life-saver** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 10:04 pm

Omg, this thread is funny to read through. XD Naow, all you men have to face Ditto's wrath! He won't touch me, I'm a girl.

life-saver · Post by **life-saver** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 10:08 pm

And, I'm also dead.

I forgot about that.

ga7 · Post by **ga7** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 10:11 pm

We ate you already. A much more merciful fate

life-saver · Post by **life-saver** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 10:17 pm

Indeed, indeed.

Scum! I told you to kill Superstar!! D:< I will nevar forgive youuuuuuuuuu~ [/sarcasm]