IMPOssIBLE RIDDLE

bedub1 · Post by **bedub1** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:40 pm

firth4eva wrote:imagine you are in a room with no doors or windows and you can not break out of it. how do you get out?

Stop Imagining you are in there?

f*ck....3 minutes too slow...

poeple_i_know · Post by **poeple_i_know** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:00 pm

firth4eva wrote:imagine you are in a room with no doors or windows and you can not break out of it. how do you get out?

take your shirt off and tear it in half

then put the two halves together two halves make a whole then you climb out of the hole

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:01 pm

The1exile wrote:Here, you may swallow me, but given more, I could swallow you. What am I?

Anyone?

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:14 pm

The1exile wrote:
The1exile wrote:Here, you may swallow me, but given more, I could swallow you. What am I?

Anyone?

A Boa-constricta egg?

I could swallow that, but in time it swallow me?

poeple_i_know · Post by **poeple_i_know** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:30 pm

i start out on 4 legs
in time im on 2 legs
in more time im on 3 legs
what am i?

Clive · Post by **Clive** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:44 pm

poeple_i_know wrote:i start out on 4 legs
in time im on 2 legs
in more time im on 3 legs
what am i?

human...

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:17 pm

Norse wrote:
The1exile wrote:
The1exile wrote:Here, you may swallow me, but given more, I could swallow you. What am I?

Anyone?

A Boa-constricta egg?

I could swallow that, but in time it swallow me?

Interesting, but no.

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:17 pm

Clive wrote:
poeple_i_know wrote:i start out on 4 legs
in time im on 2 legs
in more time im on 3 legs
what am i?

human...

yeah,, try not to quote riddles that are 2500 years old

sully800 · Post by **sully800** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:30 pm

Most of these riddles are terrible.

Syzygy wrote:I have a face, but no hands or bones.
My oldest brothers are made of stones.

What am I?

Syzygy wrote:
Toto.fish wrote:is it a clock?

Yep, you're correct.

Ummm, a clock has hands. I think you got your own riddle wrong.

sully800 · Post by **sully800** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:32 pm

The1exile wrote:Here, you may swallow me, but given more, I could swallow you. What am I?

Water

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:46 am

sully800 wrote:
The1exile wrote:Here, you may swallow me, but given more, I could swallow you. What am I?

Water

right.

fireedud · Post by **fireedud** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:30 pm

How do you get half of 12 to equal 7?

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:33 pm

fireedud wrote:How do you get half of 12 to equal 7?

Roman Numerals.

EDIT:
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^^^Twelve in Roman Numerals

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^^^Twelve cut in half, which is equal too:

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^^^Seven

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:52 pm

The1exile wrote:
sully800 wrote:
The1exile wrote:Here, you may swallow me, but given more, I could swallow you. What am I?

Water

right.

BAH!

My boa-constricter egg works better.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:53 pm

fireedud wrote:How do you get half of 12 to equal 7?

Bad mathematics

bryguy · Post by **bryguy** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:42 pm

borox0 wrote:by the way bryguy ur sig is retarded. Just my daily insult.

why ty very much

Syzygy · Post by **Syzygy** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:44 pm

sully800 wrote:Most of these riddles are terrible.

Syzygy wrote:I have a face, but no hands or bones.
My oldest brothers are made of stones.

What am I?

Syzygy wrote:
Toto.fish wrote:is it a clock?

Yep, you're correct.

Ummm, a clock has hands. I think you got your own riddle wrong.

Meant to say fingers. My idiot rating just went up 10 points.

bryguy · Post by **bryguy** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:47 pm

I can eat everything. No matter anyone hit me I'm fine.But when I drink water, I'll die.What am I?

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:17 pm

bryguy wrote:I can eat everything. No matter anyone hit me I'm fine.But when I drink water, I'll die.What am I?

The alien from that shitty Mel Gibson movie Signs?

legendkiller717 · Post by **legendkiller717** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 7:44 pm

hecter wrote:
bryguy wrote:I can eat everything. No matter anyone hit me I'm fine.But when I drink water, I'll die.What am I?

The alien from that shitty Mel Gibson movie Signs?

^^^^^^^

fireedud · Post by **fireedud** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 8:16 pm

hecter wrote:
fireedud wrote:How do you get half of 12 to equal 7?

Roman Numerals.

EDIT:
\/||
/\||

^^^Twelve in Roman Numerals

\/||
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/\||

^^^Twelve cut in half, which is equal too:

\/||

^^^Seven

You are correct.

McSnipe · Post by **McSnipe** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 8:50 pm

A riddle fresh from "The Hobbit": What is in my pocket?

fireedud · Post by **fireedud** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 8:53 pm

McSnipe wrote:A riddle fresh from "The Hobbit": What is in my pocket?

whatever wants to be in there.

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 11:10 pm

Brothers and sisters I have none, but this father's father is my father's son.

Carebian Knight · Post by **Carebian Knight** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:05 am

your grandson