the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:04 am

dangerous wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
dangerous wrote:A friend of mine got a bikebrake in her thigh once. lol I was sitting on behind and she lost control of the bike.. I fell on top of her and pushed her down on the brake, it broke off the bike and was stuck in her thigh.. Pretty crazy, huh?
Ow! That's gotta hurt.
yeah, it was literally inside her thigh you couldnt even see it!
lol the doctors laughed when they x-rayed and saw a bike brake

I hope you don't mind me being blunt but I'd like to get in your thighs. Where you from?

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:48 am

+10 points to you Reverend.

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:06 am

lduke1990 wrote:do concussions count as broken bones?

do dead animals count as an own goal?

basically, no

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:40 pm

my friend got tackled by this pretty heavy kid and broke his collar bone

yeah thats all I got...

legendkiller717 · Post by **legendkiller717** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:01 pm

wow...lot of non injured people in here...i broke my ankle 3 times, tore my ACL and meniscus, broke my hands and fingers more than i can remember, broke my clavicle, broke 5 ribs, brusied my sternum, punctured a lung, broken orbial bone, nose twice, and tore my biceps tendon, triceps tendon, and labrum...wich took 3 pins and a cadaver tendon to put back together...and all but one of the broken ankes and the collarbone were from either football(american) or baseball injuries...

chirst...GET OUT THERE AND BREAK SOMETHING

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:04 pm

static_ice wrote:my friend got tackled by this pretty heavy kid and broke his collar bone

yeah thats all I got...

me and some mates are going to see leeds vs yeovil town soon

two of them have broken their collar bone, one of them hasd broken their shoulder and the other has broken his arm in two places

sam_levi_11 · Post by **sam_levi_11** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:05 pm

iv broke my finger and ankle(many times), and a bone near my wrist, two shin bones, 5 toes. iv torn muscles(in 5 places including my groin lol) and stuff as well

GreecePwns · Post by **GreecePwns** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:06 pm

legendkiller717 wrote:wow...lot of non injured people in here...i broke my ankle 3 times, tore my ACL and meniscus, broke my hands and fingers more than i can remember, broke my clavicle, broke 5 ribs, brusied my sternum, punctured a lung, broken orbial bone, nose twice, and tore my biceps tendon, triceps tendon, and labrum...wich took 3 pins and a cadaver tendon to put back together...and all but one of the broken ankes and the collarbone were from either football or baseball injuries...

chirst...GET OUT THERE AND BREAK SOMETHING

Holy shit! What are you a pro BMX rider or something?

I've gotten hurt twice. Once while I was playing goalie in a football game, I dove for a ball and landed on my shoulder. Tore my rotator cuff.

Another time, I was playing forward (also football) and went for a header, hit another defender's head and was out for a good 5 minutes and broke my nose in 2 separate places.

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:01 pm

Ive never broken anything

legendkiller717 · Post by **legendkiller717** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:04 pm

jnd94 wrote:Ive never broken anything

need help?

(btw...love the avy...probably the best one on this site...go blue!)

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:18 pm

ha this thread turned into the injury thread

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:13 pm

It turns into any thread as to what the conversation is about.

Today, I'm not going to school.

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:15 pm

Skittles! wrote:It turns into any thread as to what the conversation is about.

Today, I'm not going to school.

Lucky you. Friday I have no school.

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:16 pm

I have school on Friday, my last day of the term (YAY) then 2 weeks of holidays.

I convinced my parents to let me stay home today

But I'm going to see my old school to see my old friends and yeah.

0ojakeo0 · Post by **0ojakeo0** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:40 pm

static_ice wrote:
0ojakeo0 wrote:
static_ice wrote:i sprained my ankle once
nice
and I toughed it out

Poor you

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:02 pm

0ojakeo0 wrote:
static_ice wrote:
0ojakeo0 wrote:
static_ice wrote:i sprained my ankle once
nice
and I toughed it out
Poor you

not any more because now I can say that I toughed it out

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:04 pm

legendkiller717 wrote:wow...lot of non injured people in here...i broke my ankle 3 times, tore my ACL and meniscus, broke my hands and fingers more than i can remember, broke my clavicle, broke 5 ribs, brusied my sternum, punctured a lung, broken orbial bone, nose twice, and tore my biceps tendon, triceps tendon, and labrum...wich took 3 pins and a cadaver tendon to put back together...and all but one of the broken ankes and the collarbone were from either football(american) or baseball injuries...

chirst...GET OUT THERE AND BREAK SOMETHING

I have broke my arm and 3 ribs in a car wreck, I had a broken finger from playing football, I broke 1 rib after getting side-kicked while practicing Long Chamber for karate, and I've dislocated my right shoulder more times than I can count.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:06 pm

legendkiller717 wrote:wow...lot of non injured people in here...i broke my ankle 3 times, tore my ACL and meniscus, broke my hands and fingers more than i can remember, broke my clavicle, broke 5 ribs, brusied my sternum, punctured a lung, broken orbial bone, nose twice, and tore my biceps tendon, triceps tendon, and labrum...wich took 3 pins and a cadaver tendon to put back together...and all but one of the broken ankes and the collarbone were from either football(american) or baseball injuries...

chirst...GET OUT THERE AND BREAK SOMETHING

I have broke my arm and 3 ribs in a car wreck, I had a broken finger from playing football, I broke 1 rib after getting side-kicked while practicing Long Chamber for karate, and I've dislocated my right shoulder more times than I can count.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:07 pm

strike wolf wrote:I've dislocated my right shoulder more times than I can count.

Jesus man, how hard do you beat off!?

legendkiller717 · Post by **legendkiller717** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:08 pm

strike wolf wrote:
legendkiller717 wrote:wow...lot of non injured people in here...i broke my ankle 3 times, tore my ACL and meniscus, broke my hands and fingers more than i can remember, broke my clavicle, broke 5 ribs, brusied my sternum, punctured a lung, broken orbial bone, nose twice, and tore my biceps tendon, triceps tendon, and labrum...wich took 3 pins and a cadaver tendon to put back together...and all but one of the broken ankes and the collarbone were from either football(american) or baseball injuries...

chirst...GET OUT THERE AND BREAK SOMETHING
I have broke my arm and 3 ribs in a car wreck, I had a broken finger from playing football, I broke 1 rib after getting side-kicked while practicing Long Chamber for karate, and I've dislocated my right shoulder more times than I can count.

much better!!

but im not sure it needed double posted

but it did remind me, i forget my car accident..i knwcked out 4 teeth... i looked like a hockey player

legendkiller717 · Post by **legendkiller717** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:09 pm

Skittles! wrote:I have school on Friday, my last day of the term (YAY) then 2 weeks of holidays.

I convinced my parents to let me stay home today But I'm going to see my old school to see my old friends and yeah.

im callin a truancy officer, then when he catches you, ima have him plant coke on u

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:10 pm

I only doubld to get my comp. to go faster. I meant to delete it.

I lost a couple of teeth when someone slammed the door on my face but I was very young at the time and they were just baby teeth.

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:10 pm

legendkiller717 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
legendkiller717 wrote:wow...lot of non injured people in here...i broke my ankle 3 times, tore my ACL and meniscus, broke my hands and fingers more than i can remember, broke my clavicle, broke 5 ribs, brusied my sternum, punctured a lung, broken orbial bone, nose twice, and tore my biceps tendon, triceps tendon, and labrum...wich took 3 pins and a cadaver tendon to put back together...and all but one of the broken ankes and the collarbone were from either football(american) or baseball injuries...

chirst...GET OUT THERE AND BREAK SOMETHING
I have broke my arm and 3 ribs in a car wreck, I had a broken finger from playing football, I broke 1 rib after getting side-kicked while practicing Long Chamber for karate, and I've dislocated my right shoulder more times than I can count.
much better!!

but im not sure it needed double posted

but it did remind me, i forget my car accident..i knwcked out 4 teeth... i looked like a hockey player

you get fake ones in?

I heard of a woman who was skydiving and her parachute would barely open or something, she hit the ground face first and the only permanent damage was she lost her two fronties

legendkiller717 · Post by **legendkiller717** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:21 pm

static_ice wrote:
legendkiller717 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
legendkiller717 wrote:wow...lot of non injured people in here...i broke my ankle 3 times, tore my ACL and meniscus, broke my hands and fingers more than i can remember, broke my clavicle, broke 5 ribs, brusied my sternum, punctured a lung, broken orbial bone, nose twice, and tore my biceps tendon, triceps tendon, and labrum...wich took 3 pins and a cadaver tendon to put back together...and all but one of the broken ankes and the collarbone were from either football(american) or baseball injuries...

chirst...GET OUT THERE AND BREAK SOMETHING
I have broke my arm and 3 ribs in a car wreck, I had a broken finger from playing football, I broke 1 rib after getting side-kicked while practicing Long Chamber for karate, and I've dislocated my right shoulder more times than I can count.
much better!!

but im not sure it needed double posted

but it did remind me, i forget my car accident..i knwcked out 4 teeth... i looked like a hockey player
you get fake ones in?

I heard of a woman who was skydiving and her parachute would barely open or something, she hit the ground face first and the only permanent damage was she lost her two fronties

yah...i got a permanent bridge on the top and bottom...i knocked out the 2 front on top and 2 in the fron on the bottom...so after they filed down the 2 on each side of the gaps to affix the bridge, i really lost 8..

but it was entertaining...they went thru my lips and stuck in the steering wheel...the abulance guy stared at me funny when i ran to the car and picked them out and asked "do u have anything to put these in...i wanna keep em"

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:27 pm

legendkiller717 wrote: yah...i got a permanent bridge on the top and bottom...i knocked out the 2 front on top and 2 in the fron on the bottom...so after they filed down the 2 on each side of the gaps to affix the bridge, i really lost 8..

but it was entertaining...they went thru my lips and stuck in the steering wheel...the abulance guy stared at me funny when i ran to the car and picked them out and asked "do u have anything to put these in...i wanna keep em"

ouch

those teeth could be a good reminder to your theoretical teenagers to drive safely