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Iliad
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The Weird One wrote:*starts haunting iliad*
*Gets out his anti-ghost machine gun*

Come on!! I dare you to!
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*convinces [by threats of haunting] every hitman in the city to track down and slowly kill iliad*
sheepofdumb wrote:I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.

ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
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The Weird One wrote:*convinces [by threats of haunting] every hitman in the city to track down and slowly kill iliad*
*robs a bank and buy every hitman a anti0ghost machine gun and tells them to keep their eyes peeled*
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*goes to every hitman in the country and repeats the process*
sheepofdumb wrote:I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.

ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
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The Weird One wrote:*goes to every hitman in the country and repeats the process*
*sees TWO get shot by every hitman in the city*

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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so, I die as a ghost and come back to haunt you again.

Okay.

*goes through the aforementioned steps*
sheepofdumb wrote:I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.

ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
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The Weird One wrote:so, I die as a ghost and come back to haunt you again.

Okay.

*goes through the aforementioned steps*
*watches TWO get shot AGAIN...and then trapped in a lamp*

Hehe
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So, after a rousing game of tag with my 7-year old cousin, Im in the mood for porn. :D
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Iliad wrote:
The Weird One wrote:so, I die as a ghost and come back to haunt you again.

Okay.

*goes through the aforementioned steps*
*watches TWO get shot AGAIN...and then trapped in a lamp*

Hehe
gets freed and comes back with an antighost-bulletproof vest :D
sheepofdumb wrote:I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.

ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
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jnd94 wrote:So, after a rousing game of tag with my 7-year old cousin, Im in the mood for porn. :D
Go to the boobs thread. I'm guessing there would be pornography in about 3 and half minutes.
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jnd94 wrote:So, after a rousing game of tag with my 7-year old cousin, Im in the mood for porn. :D
That's kinda creepy...
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hecter wrote:
jnd94 wrote:So, after a rousing game of tag with my 7-year old cousin, Im in the mood for porn. :D
That's kinda creepy...
Not like that. rousing, not arousing :lol:
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jnd94 wrote:
hecter wrote:
jnd94 wrote:So, after a rousing game of tag with my 7-year old cousin, Im in the mood for porn. :D
That's kinda creepy...
Not like that. rousing, not arousing :lol:
thats still kind of weird
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misterman10 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
hecter wrote:
jnd94 wrote:So, after a rousing game of tag with my 7-year old cousin, Im in the mood for porn. :D
That's kinda creepy...
Not like that. rousing, not arousing :lol:
thats still kind of weird
No not really
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hecter wrote:
jnd94 wrote:So, after a rousing game of tag with my 7-year old cousin, Im in the mood for porn. :D
That's kinda creepy...
coming from hecter, that's saying something
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I think Im turning into one of those freak perverts. Three nights in a row, I had teh same exact dream. Getting a BJ. :lol:
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jnd94 wrote:I think Im turning into one of those freak perverts. Three nights in a row, I had teh same exact dream. Getting a BJ. :lol:
I have that dream every night...
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that's not freak pervert, that's lucky. . .I wish I had dreams like that.
sheepofdumb wrote:I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.

ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
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The Weird One wrote:that's not freak pervert, that's lucky. . .I wish I had dreams like that.
Well, no, usually Im that kid that has a dream like that every so often, but now Im turning into a freak. I wanna go to bed early now.... :lol:
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jnd94 wrote:I think Im turning into one of those freak perverts. Three nights in a row, I had teh same exact dream. Getting a BJ. :lol:
Don't worry it's only your hormones.
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don't blame you.
sheepofdumb wrote:I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.

ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
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Iliad wrote:
jnd94 wrote:I think Im turning into one of those freak perverts. Three nights in a row, I had teh same exact dream. Getting a BJ. :lol:
Don't worry it's only your hormones.
Im not saying Im freaking out, I like it. :lol: Oh, and i went through sex ed :wink: :roll:
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hecter wrote:
jnd94 wrote:I think Im turning into one of those freak perverts. Three nights in a row, I had teh same exact dream. Getting a BJ. :lol:
I have that dream every night...
That doesn't surprise except for one thing: only bj?
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:roll:
sheepofdumb wrote:I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.

ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
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Post by hecter »

jnd94 wrote:
Iliad wrote:
jnd94 wrote:I think Im turning into one of those freak perverts. Three nights in a row, I had teh same exact dream. Getting a BJ. :lol:
Don't worry it's only your hormones.
Im not saying Im freaking out, I like it. :lol: Oh, and i went through sex ed :wink: :roll:
Sex ed is BS. I learned everything I know from Dan Savage.
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