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Dancing Mustard wrote:Precisely which bit of the ugly stick impacted with that girl's face?
Almost all of it, and add in horribly ugly make up to boot.
Here's the deal. Boobs are good, fake boobs are bad. Why do girls think its attractive to put in globs of plastic into their bodies? Its just gross, and fake boobs look odd.
Actually it's silocon or something. Better than than botox: "Botulinum toxin is a neurotoxin protein produced by the bacterium Clostridium botulinum. It is one of the most poisonous naturally occurring substances in the world, and it is the most toxic protein...It is sold commercially under the brand names Botox and Dysport."
Dancing Mustard wrote:Precisely which bit of the ugly stick impacted with that girl's face?
Almost all of it, and add in horribly ugly make up to boot.
Here's the deal. Boobs are good, fake boobs are bad. Why do girls think its attractive to put in globs of plastic into their bodies? Its just gross, and fake boobs look odd.
Actually it's silocon or something. Better than than botox: "Botulinum toxin is a neurotoxin protein produced by the bacterium Clostridium botulinum. It is one of the most poisonous naturally occurring substances in the world, and it is the most toxic protein...It is sold commercially under the brand names Botox and Dysport."
legendkiller717 wrote:ha...i was really retaliating, as much as saying sometimes, its ok to sacrifice the face for the body, thus lovering your standards..
and i was just assuming you were a virgin since you are obviously 12
For once I'm not going to argue with you, because I was blind drunk when I wrote that post. But I still stand by my assertion that your friend fell out of the ugly-tree, hit every ugly-branch on the way down, and then got savaged by the resident troop of ugly-monkeys for disturbing their nests.
Also, me and my buddies at the climbing-frame think it was extremely rude of you to assume that we're all virgins just because we're four years below the minimum age of lawful consent; that was pretty damn ageist.
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
Dancing Mustard wrote:Precisely which bit of the ugly stick impacted with that girl's face?
Almost all of it, and add in horribly ugly make up to boot.
I disagree, I think it's just her expression that's the problem, caused by pointing a 1000W torch into her face.
Anyway, out of 10, I'd give her 1.
Not keen on the army surplus top though, get another picture of her on here with a nicer top and happy expression and I bet everyone has a different opinion, is she up for that?
Dancing Mustard wrote:Precisely which bit of the ugly stick impacted with that girl's face?
Almost all of it, and add in horribly ugly make up to boot.
I disagree, I think it's just her expression that's the problem, caused by pointing a 1000W torch into her face.
Anyway, out of 10, I'd give her 1.
Not keen on the army surplus top though, get another picture of her on here with a nicer top and happy expression and I bet everyone has a different opinion, is she up for that?
ignotus wrote:boobs are good, but nice face is always better than DD cups on a ugly woman...
of course, both would be nice.
yes. the whole package... But i prefer a girl with a nice face and personality (whatever personality fu*king means) than some big-boobed-stupid girl...
ignotus wrote:boobs are good, but nice face is always better than DD cups on a ugly woman...
of course, both would be nice.
yes. the whole package... But i prefer a girl with a nice face and personality (whatever personality fu*king means) than some big-boobed-stupid girl...
Wait, do buffalos really have wings? -Jessica Simpson
And I guess I'm with you and that one.
Chariot of Fire wrote:As for GreecePwns.....yeah, what? A massive debt. Get a job you slacker.
Viceroy wrote:[The Biblical creation story] was written in a time when there was no way to confirm this fact and is in fact a statement of the facts.
Dancing Mustard wrote:Precisely which bit of the ugly stick impacted with that girl's face?
Almost all of it, and add in horribly ugly make up to boot.
I disagree, I think it's just her expression that's the problem, caused by pointing a 1000W torch into her face.
Anyway, out of 10, I'd give her 1.
Not keen on the army surplus top though, get another picture of her on here with a nicer top and happy expression and I bet everyone has a different opinion, is she up for that?