Movie Quotes Game

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 7:42 am

Wick. Right:

that was a... hell of a thing...

UselessTriviaMan · Post by **UselessTriviaMan** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:25 pm

Tony Shalhoub in Galaxy Quest?

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:35 pm

UselessTriviaMan wrote:Tony Shalhoub in Galaxy Quest?

well played sir!

UselessTriviaMan · Post by **UselessTriviaMan** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:02 pm

I freakin' LOVE that movie.

Let's see... how about this lil' gem:

Look, mother, I want to go to work in one hour. We are the Pros from Dover and we figure to crack this kid's chest and get out to golf course before it gets dark. So you go find the gas-passer and you have him pre-medicate this patient. Then bring me the latest pictures on him. The ones we saw must be 48 hours old by now. Then call the kitchen and have them rustle us up some lunch.

Sackett58 · Post by **Sackett58** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:56 pm

UselessTriviaMan wrote:I freakin' LOVE that movie.

Let's see... how about this lil' gem:

Look, mother, I want to go to work in one hour. We are the Pros from Dover and we figure to crack this kid's chest and get out to golf course before it gets dark. So you go find the gas-passer and you have him pre-medicate this patient. Then bring me the latest pictures on him. The ones we saw must be 48 hours old by now. Then call the kitchen and have them rustle us up some lunch.

M*A*S*H

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:13 pm

Sackett58 wrote:
UselessTriviaMan wrote:I freakin' LOVE that movie.

Let's see... how about this lil' gem:

Look, mother, I want to go to work in one hour. We are the Pros from Dover and we figure to crack this kid's chest and get out to golf course before it gets dark. So you go find the gas-passer and you have him pre-medicate this patient. Then bring me the latest pictures on him. The ones we saw must be 48 hours old by now. Then call the kitchen and have them rustle us up some lunch.

M*A*S*H

LOL i'm surprised that hasn't come up before. Great movie.

UselessTriviaMan · Post by **UselessTriviaMan** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:49 pm

Correct of course, Sackett. But didja know that M*A*S*H holds the distinction of being the first flick to drop an F-Bomb on the Big Screen?

Sackett58 · Post by **Sackett58** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:49 pm

Person A: Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?

Incandenza · Post by **Incandenza** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:02 pm

Full Metal Jacket!

Incandenza · Post by **Incandenza** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:06 pm

New quote:
A: So wait a minute, I'm not better?
B: f*ck no you're not better. You're in such shit shape it's stunning. I can't believe your heart's still beating. Shit should be in a medical journal.

Incandenza · Post by **Incandenza** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 10:56 pm

Another quote, same movie:
A: Hey, we're in the air man. Did you get the stuff I told you to get?
B: Got it!
A: Did you take it?
B: Took it.
A: You took the whole goddamned thing, didn't you?
B: Yep.
A: I said a fifth of a syringe. That shit's gonna kill you.
B: Right.
A: Is your chest on fire?
B: Check.
A: But you're cold?
B: Check.
A: And you've got a steel hard-on, don't you?
B: Well let me check. Check!
A: Well, that's the stimulation of your blood vessels. Your urinary sphincter's tight as a knot right now. You couldn't piss to save your life.
B: Urinary sphincter? Check!

Incandenza · Post by **Incandenza** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:49 pm

UselessTriviaMan · Post by **UselessTriviaMan** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:02 pm

Whatever this one is, I definitely ain't seen it.

vtmarik · Post by **vtmarik** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:06 pm

Trainspotting?

Incandenza · Post by **Incandenza** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:39 pm

I figured that last one would be a dead giveaway. Huh.

Okay, another quote, same movie:
"I'm going to get that little fucker if it's the last thing I do... It may actually be the last thing I do."

Incandenza · Post by **Incandenza** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:52 am

Meh, you guys disappoint me... It's Crank. Next legit poster to come along can do the next quote.

Sackett58 · Post by **Sackett58** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:03 am

OK, I volunteer.

Person A: It really was no miracle. What happened was just this.
[singing]
Person A: The wind began to swish / The house, to pitch / And suddenly the hinges started to unhitch / Just then the Witch / To satisfy an itch / Was flying on her broomstick, thumbing for a hitch.

UselessTriviaMan · Post by **UselessTriviaMan** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:05 am

Ummm... just tossing out a guess here, mind you, but...

Wizard of Oz?

Sackett58 · Post by **Sackett58** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:10 am

UselessTriviaMan wrote:Ummm... just tossing out a guess here, mind you, but...

Wizard of Oz?

Damn you guys are good! :shock:

Your go

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:14 am

Dammit I knew the Crank quote :cry:

UselessTriviaMan · Post by **UselessTriviaMan** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:50 pm

Prozium - The great nepenthe. Opiate of our masses. Glue of our great society. Salve and salvation, it has delivered us from pathos, from sorrow, the deepest chasms of melancholy and hate. With it, we anesthetize grief, annihilate jealousy, obliterate rage. Those sister impulses towards joy, love, and elation are anesthetized in stride, we accept as fair sacrifice. For we embrace Prozium in its unifying fullness and all that it has done to make us great.

Incandenza · Post by **Incandenza** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:10 pm

Sounds like Equilibrium.

UselessTriviaMan · Post by **UselessTriviaMan** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:47 pm

Sounds about right, Incandenza. You're up!

(Side note: If you haven't seen this freakin' awesome movie, get up offa your duff RIGHT NOW and go find a copy at your local video rental store.)

Incandenza · Post by **Incandenza** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:00 pm

Yeah, that movie does have some pretty unreal moments. Plus I've always had a thing for Emily Watson. Yowza.

New quote:
A: Did you use your magic to make this?
B: Only a little, just to help the flowers grow.

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:39 pm

Sounds vaguely familiar