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DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 9:52 am

ignotus wrote:Yes in the 1990's. Two years before young Yugoslavian team (most players from Croatia; Šuker, Boban, Prosinečki...) were U-21 chamions of the word and in 1990 (or 91, I don't remember and don't want to google it) Crvena Zvezda (with Prosinečki) won Uefa Cup!

Prosinečki is our national manager Bilić's right hand. He was a great player and now he's a good assistant. He's my favorite Croatian player of all times and ha was a fun to look...

In Croatia we still call him "the Great Yellow".

Question: What are your favorite national football teams (besides England) and why?

Prosinecki was shit hot for Red Star Belgrade in the early 90`s. i was going to put money on Yugoslavia to win the 92 euro championships in Sweden, then they were kicked out.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:01 am

ignotus wrote:

Question: What are your favorite national football teams (besides England) and why?

Well, funnily enough, I always liked yugoslavia, and when england didnt qualify for USA 1994, I followed yugoslavia loosley...mostly because of prosenecki.....but after the yugo split, I havent really followed any of the newly formed nations....

I like to see mexico do well, theyve always played quality, free-flowing, fast football...that argentina 2-1 mexico game last world cup was the best of the tourney in my opinion. I liked seeing australia in last world cup, and they did prety well too...despite losing alot of money because of them...(i put 200 quid on japan not losing to them....but australia scored 3 late goals....and beat them 3-1..)

Other than that, it's nice to see the other British isle countries get into the major tournies...

Though, in my opinion, the 3 biggest rivals to england are Germany, Argentina and scotland...

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:02 am

DAZMCFC wrote:
ignotus wrote:Yes in the 1990's. Two years before young Yugoslavian team (most players from Croatia; Šuker, Boban, Prosinečki...) were U-21 chamions of the word and in 1990 (or 91, I don't remember and don't want to google it) Crvena Zvezda (with Prosinečki) won Uefa Cup!

Prosinečki is our national manager Bilić's right hand. He was a great player and now he's a good assistant. He's my favorite Croatian player of all times and ha was a fun to look...

In Croatia we still call him "the Great Yellow".

Question: What are your favorite national football teams (besides England) and why?
Prosinecki was shit hot for Red Star Belgrade in the early 90`s. i was going to put money on Yugoslavia to win the 92 euro championships in Sweden, then they were kicked out.

To be replaced by the eventual winners....funnily enough..

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:46 am

whos hotter in your opinion,

hecter or me?

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:49 am

misterman10 wrote:whos hotter in your opinion,

hecter or me?

post pics on this thread, then I will decide.

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:00 am

Norse wrote:
diddle wrote:favorite footballer?
Ohhhhh.....

At the moment Gareth Barry.....though my favourites have always been Aston Villa players, funnily enough.

oooo, snap

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:09 am

diddle wrote:
Norse wrote:
diddle wrote:favorite footballer?
Ohhhhh.....

At the moment Gareth Barry.....though my favourites have always been Aston Villa players, funnily enough.
oooo, snap

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:55 am

Would you like us to ask serious or silly questions?

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:03 pm

MeDeFe wrote:Would you like us to ask serious or silly questions?

both.

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:06 pm

Will you fulfill all of my fantasies about you?

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:17 pm

s.xkitten wrote:Will you fulfill all of my fantasies about you?

That depends upon what they are...if it is lustful sexual fantasies...then as long as you are a semi-decent looking woman.

But if they are fantasies of me being killed/ass-raped by donkeys, then no.

Syzygy · Post by **Syzygy** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:34 pm

Okay, serious question. If you had to choose to wipe one entire group of people who would you choose and why?

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:38 pm

Syzygy wrote:Okay, serious question. If you had to choose to wipe one entire group of people who would you choose and why?

hehe...so many good options to choose from....erm.....

Bloody hell, very good question...Im deciding between marxists and liberals.....Liberals would win Im afraid.

I feel as though questions are going to become more and more extreme....which is good.

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:40 pm

Norse wrote:
Syzygy wrote:Okay, serious question. If you had to choose to wipe one entire group of people who would you choose and why?
hehe...so many good options to choose from....erm.....

Bloody hell, very good question...Im deciding between marxists and liberals.....Liberals would win Im afraid.

I feel as though questions are going to become more and more extreme....which is good.

youd get a fair amount of crossovers id think, so it wouldnt be a huge loss if you picked liberals, youd probably pick off a few marxists too.

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:50 pm

Norse wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:Will you fulfill all of my fantasies about you?
That depends upon what they are...if it is lustful sexual fantasies...then as long as you are a semi-decent looking woman.

But if they are fantasies of me being killed/ass-raped by donkeys, then no.

they are lustful sexual fantasies, of course...

Simonov · Post by **Simonov** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:54 pm

s.xkitten wrote:
Norse wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:Will you fulfill all of my fantasies about you?
That depends upon what they are...if it is lustful sexual fantasies...then as long as you are a semi-decent looking woman.

But if they are fantasies of me being killed/ass-raped by donkeys, then no.
they are lustful sexual fantasies, of course...

friendly advice for u Norse: watch your tory ass from this woman she has a bad rap for being a men-eater.

1. i want do know do like how Niko Kranjcar is playing for Porthsmouth?
2. what was the longest period you haven't been sober for a day?
3. what drugs have u tried? (i am especially interested in acid, and if u have tried it i would like a vivid description how it was and are those synaestesia claims real)
4. and last what's your favorite book written by slavic author? (mine is Metamorphosis by Kafka and C&P by Dostojevski, there are other but list is too long to mention them all)
5. what is your greatest fear? (except slavs immigrating to porthsmouth)

Koronna · Post by **Koronna** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 2:22 pm

when was the last time you cried?

Simonov · Post by **Simonov** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 2:29 pm

Koronna wrote:when was the last time you cried?

when he was born probably...

norse is a macho man and never cries

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:47 pm

who the f*ck is Glen. Siminov are you turning

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:10 pm

How come you can't recognize a deer, and think that it is an antelope instead?

Simonov · Post by **Simonov** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:12 pm

DAZMCFC wrote:who the f*ck is Glen. Siminov are you turning

don't have a clue found this on google thought it would suit my post. i am turning but only for 360 degrees.

btownmeggy · Post by **btownmeggy** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:38 pm

DAZMCFC wrote:who the f*ck is Glen. Siminov are you turning

He's from the Village People!

Simonov · Post by **Simonov** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:40 pm

btownmeggy wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:who the f*ck is Glen. Siminov are you turning
He's from the Village People!

here the song for Norse then: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMXAzLftsPo

ignotus · Post by **ignotus** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:45 pm

Meat or vegetables?

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 5:51 am

Simonov wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:
Norse wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:Will you fulfill all of my fantasies about you?
That depends upon what they are...if it is lustful sexual fantasies...then as long as you are a semi-decent looking woman.

But if they are fantasies of me being killed/ass-raped by donkeys, then no.
they are lustful sexual fantasies, of course...
friendly advice for u Norse: watch your tory ass from this woman she has a bad rap for being a men-eater.

1. i want do know do like how Niko Kranjcar is playing for Porthsmouth?
2. what was the longest period you haven't been sober for a day?
3. what drugs have u tried? (i am especially interested in acid, and if u have tried it i would like a vivid description how it was and are those synaestesia claims real)
4. and last what's your favorite book written by slavic author? (mine is Metamorphosis by Kafka and C&P by Dostojevski, there are other but list is too long to mention them all)
5. what is your greatest fear? (except slavs immigrating to porthsmouth)

1.kranjcar is a legend

2. i never drink during the wekk....,so I suppose that in answer to your question..it would be 24 hours as ther longest ive been sober in a day

3. I've don: Cannabis, speed, ketamine, magic mushrooms, ecstasy and coke....never done acid, though the maggies were trippy...

4. Can't say that I know a slavic author off of the top of my head....

5. A slav marrying my future daughter/grand daughter

seriously though, Im most scared about the EU....it sends the wind up me.