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Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 5:52 am

Koronna wrote:when was the last time you cried?

About 18 months ago when I was dumped by a bird who I really liked.....

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 5:53 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:How come you can't recognize a deer, and think that it is an antelope instead?

They look similiar.

Simonov · Post by **Simonov** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:04 am

Norse wrote:
Simonov wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:
Norse wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:Will you fulfill all of my fantasies about you?
That depends upon what they are...if it is lustful sexual fantasies...then as long as you are a semi-decent looking woman.

But if they are fantasies of me being killed/ass-raped by donkeys, then no.
they are lustful sexual fantasies, of course...
friendly advice for u Norse: watch your tory ass from this woman she has a bad rap for being a men-eater.

1. i want do know do like how Niko Kranjcar is playing for Porthsmouth?
2. what was the longest period you haven't been sober for a day?
3. what drugs have u tried? (i am especially interested in acid, and if u have tried it i would like a vivid description how it was and are those synaestesia claims real)
4. and last what's your favorite book written by slavic author? (mine is Metamorphosis by Kafka and C&P by Dostojevski, there are other but list is too long to mention them all)
5. what is your greatest fear? (except slavs immigrating to porthsmouth)
1.kranjcar is a legend

2. i never drink during the wekk....,so I suppose that in answer to your question..it would be 24 hours as ther longest ive been sober in a day

3. I've don: Cannabis, speed, ketamine, magic mushrooms, ecstasy and coke....never done acid, though the maggies were trippy...

4. Can't say that I know a slavic author off of the top of my head....

5. A slav marrying my future daughter/grand daughter seriously though, Im most scared about the EU....it sends the wind up me.

fair enough. i must say i agree with you when u say EU scares you. there are some advantages but i'm scared about non-neccesery standardization and too much beaurocracy which will only further complicate life of normal people. don't know why our gouvernament thinks it's the most important thing to do. they going down on this elections so maybe something will change hopefully...

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:29 pm

s.xkitten wrote:
they are lustful sexual fantasies, of course...

Absoloutely.

Read my "losing my touch" thread for more details of how these erronds can be procured.

firth4eva · Post by **firth4eva** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:30 pm

how big is your wee[size=0]lie bin li[/size]ner

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:32 pm

firth4eva wrote:how big is your wee[size=0]lie bin li[/size]ner

Colossal.

GreecePwns · Post by **GreecePwns** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:47 pm

You know, colossal in Cambodian means non-existent right?

firth4eva · Post by **firth4eva** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:48 pm

GreecePwns wrote:You know, colossal in Cambodian means non-existent right?

so he doesnt even have a wheelie bin liner?

GreecePwns · Post by **GreecePwns** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:49 pm

firth4eva wrote:
GreecePwns wrote:You know, colossal in Cambodian means non-existent right?
so he doesnt even have a wheelie bin liner?

That's up for him to answer.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:53 pm

It exists, but I very rarely use it.....except for disposing of waste....

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:13 am

Favourite Disney Movie?

satanspaladin · Post by **satanspaladin** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:22 am

What do you find personally offensive and why

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:45 am

Holy Roman Empire, German Empire, or Nazi Germany?

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 11:59 am

ill temporarily be playing the role of norse....

the answers are, he finds liberals offensive and their namby pamby feminine rhetoric, makes him vomit.

Also he prefered the german empire.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:55 pm

Minister Masket wrote:Favourite Disney Movie?

Havent seen any of the one's released in the past 6-8 years...but I liked sword in the stone.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 2:02 pm

satanspaladin wrote:What do you find personally offensive and why

Nanny state pioneers, The european union, The United Nations, The current batch of politicians running Britain, The BBC, Germaine Greer, Paul Wolfowitz, The Knights of the Templar, High taxation, Band Aid with "give me your fucking money" Bob Geldof...I could go on and on...

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 2:04 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:Holy Roman Empire, German Empire, or Nazi Germany?

Gotta go for Romans....

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 2:06 pm

Norse wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Holy Roman Empire, German Empire, or Nazi Germany?
Gotta go for Romans....

how do you go with the holy roman empire there?

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 2:09 pm

got tonkaed wrote:
Norse wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Holy Roman Empire, German Empire, or Nazi Germany?
Gotta go for Romans....
how do you go with the holy roman empire there?

For their time, they produced in my opinion the most advanced empire. Their military and civil advancements were nopthing short of amazing. Plus they enhanced and helped most of the area's they conquered.

ignotus · Post by **ignotus** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 4:41 pm

Norse wrote:
got tonkaed wrote:
Norse wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Holy Roman Empire, German Empire, or Nazi Germany?
Gotta go for Romans....
how do you go with the holy roman empire there?
For their time, they produced in my opinion the most advanced empire. Their military and civil advancements were nopthing short of amazing. Plus they enhanced and helped most of the area's they conquered.

That's just FUNNY! I think he tricked you norse!
The Holly Roman Empire is not the same thing as The Roman Empire.

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 4:42 pm

that is a minus a bunch for norse in the history category really.

ignotus · Post by **ignotus** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 4:44 pm

got tonkaed wrote:that is a minus a bunch for norse in the history category really.

UCAbears · Post by **UCAbears** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:14 pm

Norse wrote:well, whatcha waiting faor?

You act like a fucking 12 year old.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:28 am

got tonkaed wrote:that is a minus a bunch for norse in the history category really.

Doh!

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:30 am

UCAbears wrote:
Norse wrote:well, whatcha waiting faor?
You act like a fucking 12 year old.

Yes, and you dress up in your dad's old american-football gear, face paint and all, and pretend you've just been to football practise.

Also, you drive your mums shitty little car about, with the pink fluffy dice in it, and pretend that it is yours.

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