The norse on Sunday - Scare mongering and neo-nationalism for the modern pleasent chap
AnarkistsDream is said to be out on bail, after a punch-up in a bar. It is thought that an arguement occured at 8.30pm in a biker-pub. My sources can reveal that a big hurley biker approached nark, and stated "U R teh Sux0r", to which nark responded "NO WAI1!!1!". A fight then ensued, with nark beating many unwitting stander-bys ..........
Polish Immigrants are said to have been involved.
DancingMustard is launching his own brand of "loving" it has been alleged. Instead of purchasing drinks and coming out with cheesy chat-up lines, he has decided to feign interest in classical literatary works, to attract wealthy and sophisticated lovers. It has been reported that he will regularly use "What's in a name? That which we call a rose" to introduce himself. On one occassion, he was caught out, and attacked with a knife by a dissapointed classicist. Police say that it "didn't cut the mustard"........ Romanian illegal immigrants have since been deported.
England won the world cup in Rugby, after the fucking paddy biased referee bastard was shot, and his pathetic decisions overturned.
Vacancies:
Aboriginal woman, for fast track, politically correct career.
Fat bloke, to make us laugh.
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