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Coleman · Post by **Coleman** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:13 pm

Version 4

ORIGINAL POST ---------------------------------------------

Idea by: unriggable

unriggable wrote:Idea, what about sperm / egg where there are seven countries, six player countries and a central neutral egg that starts with 100 units? Just an idea I find to be hilarious.

Fertilization!

Because I can...

Strider24 · Post by **Strider24** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:17 pm

Nice that sund really good

Unit_2 · Post by **Unit_2** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:21 pm

lol, is this a joke?

Elijah S · Post by **Elijah S** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:45 pm

OK... how about a board called "Menstruation"???
Everyone could have a choice of attacking the tampon or maxi pad!!!!! LOL

For added bonuses... A bottle of Midol?

Coleman · Post by **Coleman** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:48 pm

Okay, I'll let you make that one Elijah...

Wisse · Post by **Wisse** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:48 pm

how about calling the egg: V.I. ?

Elijah S · Post by **Elijah S** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:01 pm

This board needs some thought...

What if twins or triplets are conceived? Does that mean some kind of playoff? LOL

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:05 pm

Question, why is the girl-with-balls population so high?

Telvannia · Post by **Telvannia** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:20 pm

No tactics, all based on luck.

In otherwords:

I love it

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:21 pm

Please tell me you didn't spend more than ten minutes on this map btw.

Coleman · Post by **Coleman** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:22 pm

unriggable wrote:Please tell me you didn't spend more than ten minutes on this map btw.

I didn't keep track. I don't think so.

Telvannia · Post by **Telvannia** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:31 pm

firstly get rid of the grey edge to the glows make it fade to blue

it is need of instructions

and who the f*ck is called nancy, you should call that one fredericka

that should do

after this has been updated coleman you should go and quench it yourself, and if andy tries to change it he will have an all our riot

Coleman · Post by **Coleman** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:37 pm

Version 2

Changes

Fixed the background.
Nancy is now Fredericka

I don't think it needs instructions. This should be instinctive.

Telvannia · Post by **Telvannia** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:47 pm

QUENCH, QUENCH

though

you could try a pink background, and making the title out of suggestive shapes

Strider24 · Post by **Strider24** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:00 pm

Make the heads of the sperm give you bonuses and make the head a bit smaller and the tail longer and maybe cut the tail into three segmesnt and make them territories? That way you would fight to keep the bonus and take the egg.

Telvannia · Post by **Telvannia** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:08 pm

Strider24 wrote:Make the heads of the sperm give you bonuses and make the head a bit smaller and the tail longer and maybe cut the tail into three segmesnt and make them territories? That way you would fight to keep the bonus and take the egg.

WTF, no that would make this a massive map with like...

...25 territories

Coleman · Post by **Coleman** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:15 pm

Version 3

Changes

Changed a bunch of the colors

Suggestive shapes is vetoed.

Adding more territories is vetoed.

Telvannia · Post by **Telvannia** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:23 pm

how about adding little smiley faces to the sperm. maybe even a tad of hair

Coleman · Post by **Coleman** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:32 pm

Hey now, if I make them more cartoonish it becomes less offensive and then this might actually become a real map, and I don't think anyone wants that.

I'd never sign off on such a thing.

Which reminds me...

Version 4

Added My Signature.

Telvannia · Post by **Telvannia** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:37 pm

Coleman wrote:Hey now, if I make them more cartoonish it becomes less offensive and then this might actually become a real map, and I don't think anyone wants that.

so the glow is completely real, is it to help them see in dark?

Coleman · Post by **Coleman** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:38 pm

Sperm glows in the womb. It's a rare and barely seen phenomenon.

Telvannia · Post by **Telvannia** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:41 pm

i thin you should name them as 3 male female counterparts:

Fred - Fredericka
Philip - Phillipa
Henry - Henriette

Coleman · Post by **Coleman** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:42 pm

But Fredericka is already on the map.

cairnswk · Post by **cairnswk** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:44 pm

Yeh....and make the egg into some terts....and as already stated some legend and bonuses....could get moved very quickly LOL

Telvannia · Post by **Telvannia** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:45 pm

Coleman wrote:But Fredericka is already on the map.

I know, now add the other, go on, run along there

F*CKING ABANDONED, FOR THE LOVE!!! :X

What do you think?

F*CKING ABANDONED, FOR THE LOVE!!! :X