king of the hill

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:32 pm

All you managed to do was make me, the immortal, more holy. I quickly decapitate you and put your head on a pike.

My hill.

-ShadySoul- · Post by **-ShadySoul-** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:41 pm

I call on Jesus, the holiest one, and i ask him to take away you holiness, now you are immortal. So i stab in the heart 42 times, and once between the legs.

My hill, and Jesus is on my side!

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:50 pm

-ShadySoul- wrote:I call on Jesus, the holiest one, and i ask him to take away you holiness, now you are immortal. So i stab in the heart 42 times, and once between the legs.

My hill, and Jesus is on my side!

Glad to see that you agree that I am immortal. Jesus was on your side actually. He disapproves of your excessive violence and thus strikes you down and you go to hell.

Jesus's hill.

-ShadySoul- · Post by **-ShadySoul-** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:04 am

damn typo

anyway...i make a deal with satan
I give him Jesus's location, and he gives me a hill

My hill, jesus is out of the game
PS Satan is on my side

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:05 am

Your hill is just an inferior version of mine.

My superior hill.

-ShadySoul- · Post by **-ShadySoul-** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:14 am

where did you get another hill?

FINE
me and satan make another deal, i give him the small hill, he conquers the superior hill

My superior hill
Satan's inferior hill
Satan is still on my team

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:43 am

Satan doesn't like being second best by being forced with the inferior hill so he drags you down to hell with him. With no one left to watch the hills I blow up the smaller one and claim the bigger one for myself.

My hill.

-ShadySoul- · Post by **-ShadySoul-** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:46 am

meanwhile...down in hell:
Satan is overthrown by a mob of angry lawyers, and they free me because satan hated me the most. Thus i come back to life.

Back on the good ol' hill:
I climb your hill. Trip you. You fall down.

My hill, and hell is controlled by lawyers

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:24 pm

There's nothing lawyers like more than making other people miserable. So I pay them to help me sue you for tripping me. I win and as payment, I get the hill and you are thrown back into hell.

My hill.

-ShadySoul- · Post by **-ShadySoul-** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:16 pm

Lawyers also love money
So i pay them ( with the money i collected of peasants working on mi hill at the time) and sue you for religious harassment. I win the case, and i give you to the lawyers. Enjoy your stay in hell. I also made an unbreakable contract with them, stating you will NEVER be able to get out from hell.

My hill

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:42 pm

*Eats shadysoul*
NES's hill!

satanspaladin · Post by **satanspaladin** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:55 pm

satan sends her knight to subdue nes and rule the hill

my hill

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:59 pm

satanspaladin wrote:satan sends her knight to subdue nes and rule the hill

my hill

*Resists subduing and joins Satanspaladin in hill conquest*
NES and satan's hill!

satanspaladin · Post by **satanspaladin** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:03 pm

gives nes some popcorn ,

are hill

borox0 · Post by **borox0** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:36 pm

I gain control of the sun and burn earth with it, boiling ur brains.

My wastland and hill

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 12:24 am

-ShadySoul- wrote:Lawyers also love money
So i pay them ( with the money i collected of peasants working on mi hill at the time) and sue you for religious harassment. I win the case, and i give you to the lawyers. Enjoy your stay in hell. I also made an unbreakable contract with them, stating you will NEVER be able to get out from hell.

My hill

I take the case to the supreme court and they rule that once a lawyer is dead they lose their right to act as attorneys. Therefore they reverse that last ruling and I am left to go free.

Then I walk up the hill and toss borox into the sun And since I am the only one who can do it, I move the sun back to its original distance away from the earth. People are so happy that I saved them that they reward me with the hill.

MY hill.

borox0 · Post by **borox0** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 1:02 am

I get brought back to life by the moon. I then strap you into a very heavy cage and then throw u into the ocean so even though u don't die u can never escape.

My hill.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 1:06 am

borox0 wrote:I get brought back to life by the moon. I then strap you into a very heavy cage and then throw u into the ocean so even though u don't die u can never escape.

My hill.

I grind myself into little pieces and let the tide move me outside of the cage. I then reform, go up to the hill and kill the moon. With the moon dead, you go back to being dead as well.

My hill.

moomaster2000 · Post by **moomaster2000** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:12 am

I eat you.

My hill, bitch

satanspaladin · Post by **satanspaladin** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:33 am

I play with you till you run of screaming like a little boy :twisted:

my hill

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:30 pm

*Joins satanspaladin on the hill and begins fort building*
NES and satan's hill!

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:30 pm

I am diddle. I do not need a reason.

My Hill

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:47 pm

diddle wrote:I am diddle. I do not need a reason.

My Hill

*Destroys diddle*
NES's hill!

moomaster2000 · Post by **moomaster2000** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 5:38 pm

I kill your dogs, grind them up, put traces of herpes and aids in the dogs, cook them up into a pie, and trick u into eating it.

my hill =D

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 5:51 pm

moomaster2000 wrote:I kill your dogs, grind them up, put traces of herpes and aids in the dogs, cook them up into a pie, and trick u into eating it.

my hill =D

*Barfs out the pie of plague*
Ugh! I can't believe I tasted such a bad thing... *Eats moomaster2000*