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The "we love Italy" thread!

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Italy, a proud nation.

A nation famous for many things. Fine food, fine wine, romanticism, but more importantly...

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FOOTBALL!


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I love Italy.

ITALIA!

Please share with me your love for italy.
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I for one am not really a fan of Italy, but the correct word is Calcio
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As long as they win their game tommorow, I will be a happy chappy!
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Norse wrote:As long as they win their game tommorow, I will be a happy chappy!
As an englishmen, theirs only one Euro 2008 game I care about......
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Italy was way cooler 2000 years ago. :P
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Post by Norse »

diddle wrote:
Norse wrote:As long as they win their game tommorow, I will be a happy chappy!
As an englishmen, theirs only one Euro 2008 game I care about......
well, as an englishman, there would be one very nice consolation if things go 'tit's-up'
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Norse wrote:
diddle wrote:
Norse wrote:As long as they win their game tommorow, I will be a happy chappy!
As an englishmen, theirs only one Euro 2008 game I care about......
well, as an englishman, there would be one very nice consolation if things go 'tit's-up'
I don't think its much of an 'if' though.........
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You forgot my favorite thing about Italy.

All the Italian men who somehow think that every woman in the world wants to see, touch, and kiss their cocks.

My sister was on a bus in Sicily, she felt something on her shoulder and turned to see that the man standing next to her seat and calmly taken out his member and carefully placed it on her shoulder without saying a word.

Gotta love a country with balls like that.
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Harijan wrote:You forgot my favorite thing about Italy.

All the Italian men who somehow think that every woman in the world wants to see, touch, and kiss their cocks.

My sister was on a bus in Sicily, she felt something on her shoulder and turned to see that the man standing next to her seat and calmly taken out his member and carefully placed it on her shoulder without saying a word.

Gotta love a country with balls like that.
:lol: Thats awesome, what was her reaction?
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She touched, kissed and sucked it. Ya know, she wanted to.
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Re: The "we love Italy" thread!

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Norse wrote:FOOTO BE ANNOUNCEDLL!
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unriggable wrote:
Norse wrote:FOOTO BE ANNOUNCEDLL!
Haha

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poor delusional english :(
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I hate Italian Football team. Plays like sh*t all the time and most of the time wins a match. :?
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italy are masters of the world...in the sense that they are the only nation that actually enjoys defending, as they are so fucking good at it.

Tommorow they will drench scotlands pathetic attempts, and knock the ball about, whilst the stoopid jocks run about and get tired.

Then they will catch em on the break.

My prediction?

Scotland 0 - 2 Italia.
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Norse wrote:italy are masters of the world...in the sense that they are the only nation that actually enjoys defending, as they are so fucking good at it.

Tommorow they will drench scotlands pathetic attempts, and knock the ball about, whilst the stoopid jocks run about and get tired.

Then they will catch em on the break.

My prediction?

Scotland 0 - 2 Italia.
Scotland 1-2 Italia

Another James McFadden fluke :roll:
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Norse wrote:italy are masters of the world...in the sense that they are the only nation that actually enjoys defending, as they are so fucking good at it.

Tommorow they will drench scotlands pathetic attempts, and knock the ball about, whilst the stoopid jocks run about and get tired.

Then they will catch em on the break.

My prediction?

Scotland 0 - 2 Italia.
Although Italy is Croatia's neighbor i think it's gonna be 1-1 or 2-2. :-^

Go Scotland! \:D/
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ignotus wrote:
Norse wrote:italy are masters of the world...in the sense that they are the only nation that actually enjoys defending, as they are so fucking good at it.

Tommorow they will drench scotlands pathetic attempts, and knock the ball about, whilst the stoopid jocks run about and get tired.

Then they will catch em on the break.

My prediction?

Scotland 0 - 2 Italia.
Although Italy is Croatia's neighbor i think it's gonna be 1-1 or 2-2. :-^

Go Scotland! \:D/
I'd be happy with either of them too, as long as the french win.

I Hate watching competitions such as the euro's or the world cup that are missing quality teams such as France and England.

That is why Italy and israel have to do the honourable things, and beat the n00bs that they are playing this weekend.
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diddle wrote:
:lol: Thats awesome, what was her reaction?
Y'know, I never asked her. I was laughing so hard at that point of the story that I just about pissed myself. Now I have something to talk to her about at Thanksgiving.

Thanks Diddle.
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Harijan wrote:
diddle wrote:
:lol: Thats awesome, what was her reaction?
Y'know, I never asked her. I was laughing so hard at that point of the story that I just about pissed myself. Now I have something to talk to her about at Thanksgiving.

Thanks Diddle.
No Problem :wink:
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Post by Unit_2 »

its called Soccer, not Foot ball, this is Foot ball:

this is a foot ball
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this is what you do in foot ball
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Unit_2 wrote:its called Soccer, not Foot ball, this is Foot ball:

this is a foot ball
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this is what you do in foot ball
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Exactly. You use your fucking hands, you massive cock.
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Asshole. Doesn't know what the rest of the world.
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Post by diddle »

This sport is called football, the sport your referring to is called American football
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Post by Norse »

Unit_2, I know that you are backward, with some kind of mentally challenging issue, but you should clearly be able to see, that the sportsman in your picture is using his hands, and not his feet.

There is only one football, i'm afraid. Call it what you will amongst your own ilk, but not around me. The official name of the sport is "association football".
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