you know your addicted to halo when

vulture1 · Post by **vulture1** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:07 pm

YOUR SO ADDICTED TO HALO BECAUSE.......

1.you cant sit down for a nice meal because that involves being stationary for a period of time and you might get sniped

2.before you walk into any room in your house you chuck a grenade.

3. when walking down princes street you jump and jink left to right................ just incase.

4. when you hear on the news about the floods in england you look out your shotgun.

5.you suffer from agoraphobia, theres no cover out there!

6 .you cant walk behind anyone incase you gets the urge to smack them in the back of the head.

7.you have a B indented into your right thumb print.

8.you dont see siomese twins as two people joined togther people but an opertunity for a double kill

9.youv been banned from all safari parks because you saw a family of warthogs jumped on the back of one of then and shouted "GO GO GO"

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:11 pm

When you're playing paintball or lazertag and start meleeing the opposition.

Herakilla · Post by **Herakilla** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 6:13 pm

when you kill yourself with a traffic cone

when you shoot yourself in the head with a sniper rifle

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 6:18 pm

when you want to kill yourself because you can't, since shooting yourself is impossible.

vulture1 · Post by **vulture1** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 7:59 pm

wtf are the rest of you on about???

zarro · Post by **zarro** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 8:20 pm

right I have all of these and the following

Trying to talk to my computer
Made a scepter out of my x box controller (I really did, might post a pic later)
Run away from anything blue and glowing
I think the doctor uses needlers.

And I know its not halo but
cry out for the companion cube in my sleep
curl up and start repeating "the cake is a lie" upon hearing the word cake.

super Mario 009 · Post by **super Mario 009** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 8:28 pm

18. When everything you hold, you hold it as if it were a gun.

19. When you wont talk to anyone unless they have a mic on their head.

(kinda lame arent they. sorry)

EvilPurpleMonkey · Post by **EvilPurpleMonkey** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 8:36 pm

zarro wrote:right I have all of these and the following

Trying to talk to my computer
Made a scepter out of my x box controller (I really did, might post a pic later)
Run away from anything blue and glowing
I think the doctor uses needlers.

And I know its not halo but
cry out for the companion cube in my sleep
curl up and start repeating "the cake is a lie" upon hearing the word cake.

VG Cats?

zarro · Post by **zarro** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 8:37 pm

I'm all 21 so far

zarro · Post by **zarro** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 8:38 pm

EvilPurpleMonkey wrote:
zarro wrote:right I have all of these and the following

Trying to talk to my computer
Made a scepter out of my x box controller (I really did, might post a pic later)
Run away from anything blue and glowing
I think the doctor uses needlers.

And I know its not halo but
cry out for the companion cube in my sleep
curl up and start repeating "the cake is a lie" upon hearing the word cake.
VG Cats?

Portals. The game the second half of the comic was based off of.

Strife · Post by **Strife** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:00 pm

*cough*halosucks*cough*

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:02 pm

Strife wrote:*cough*halosucks*cough*

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:03 pm

You know you are addicted to Halo when you go to the store and try to find places for sniping.

Chris7He · Post by **Chris7He** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:03 pm

Says the person who has orgies with pictures of pokemon characters.

I haven't played Halo 3. What's it like?

Herakilla · Post by **Herakilla** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:12 pm

Hitman079 wrote:when you want to kill yourself because you can't, since shooting yourself is impossible.

clicky

Strife · Post by **Strife** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:14 pm

You know your addicted to Killzone when you put up pictures of master "Queef" and shoot them. Hehe, master queef... I crack myself up.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:19 pm

Herakilla wrote:
Hitman079 wrote:when you want to kill yourself because you can't, since shooting yourself is impossible.
clicky

gawd, halo 3 is a fucker. i saw another where two grenades collided in mid air.

Herakilla · Post by **Herakilla** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:21 pm

Hitman079 wrote:
Herakilla wrote:
Hitman079 wrote:when you want to kill yourself because you can't, since shooting yourself is impossible.
clicky
gawd, halo 3 is a fucker. i saw another where two grenades collided in mid air.

dude bullets ricochet in almost any shooter game they make now. look at gears of war, ive actually been able to get lots of kills ricocheting bullets with the lancer. so many

you know your addicted when you reach the rank of general

mr. incrediball · Post by **mr. incrediball** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 5:42 am

you know you're addicted to halo when:

you're eating dinner, you look down at the plate, and in the top-left corner of your eye you see "press X to pick up fork. press Y to dual wield fork".

when your friend sees you walking over the same spot over and over, they ask you what you're doing, and you say "i dropped this tenner, i've been walking over it for ages, but i just. can't. pick. it. UP!"

vulture1 · Post by **vulture1** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:42 am

mr. incrediball wrote:you know you're addicted to halo when:

you're eating dinner, you look down at the plate, and in the top-left corner of your eye you see "press X to pick up fork. press Y to dual wield fork".

!

lmao first good one after mine iv seen

ps3 · Post by **ps3** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:40 am

1. When you play all day and even after at night u still feel like playing

2. When you make a Topic like this

zarro · Post by **zarro** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:10 pm

sleeping with your x box is a common one

UCAbears · Post by **UCAbears** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:32 pm

I've already made a thread of these.

When you throw something at someone and yell STUCK EM!

zarro · Post by **zarro** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:42 am

I modded HL2 combine in place of the human army. Also gave them the ar2 rifles

lord voldemort · Post by **lord voldemort** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:18 am

when playing footy someone keeps knocking u down and u call him a f**ken spawn camper