Skoffin the Balrog had flown south over Lake Kakashi to settle on the lands beyond. Being a 40ft high flaming demon has its disadvantages in a crowded forest, and the grasslands beyond seemed perfect to relax in. Unfortunatly she would get no respite; Fircoal the Pikachu had followed her trail of fiery destruction and being so small, was never noticed by Skoffin. Without warning, Fircoal unleashed a 10-million thunderbolt attack on the Balrog, and slipped away un-noticed. Someone who did notice was Cena - Spyro the Dragon - who was also tracking the Balrog. Seeing that she was unconscious from the bolt attack, Spyro swooped down, landed next to her, bellowed "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" and burned one of her eyes out. Spyro made a quick escape... Skoffin the Balrog has lost 2 lives!
Thinking he was safe, Spyro landed in a forest a few miles west. He was anything but. From behind the trees, a shadowy figure watched. firth as Solid Snake saw the dragon land. Without a sound he aimed his pistol, and fired. At exactly the same time, a hungry character launched himself at Spyro. borox as Kirby - mouth gaping wide - engulfed the dragon's head. As he sunk in, the bullet hit Sypro's lower back. In a panic, Kirby released his grip and fled, never seeing where the bullet came from, leaving behind a bloody, saliva-covered Spyro behind, badly injured.
Snake disappeared into the shadows... cena as Spyro has lost two lives!
Kirby retreated right into mortal danger. F1fth as Pac-man tore his way through the trees, practically ramming into Kirby. Noticed how Kirby looked exactly like a Ghost, he attacked and the two engaged in a bizarre "chew-off" - each trying to take a bite out of the other. But Kirby was already tired and could not win. Pac-Man tore off his ear and continued onwards. Then from the trees, came a cry: "IT'S A ME, MARIO!"
Super Mario as....MARIO(!?) had lept into the air. Kirby could do nothing as the red plumber's size 15 boots crunched down onto his head. Gleefully laughing, Mario jumped into the woodland. Kirby was all the worse for wear... borox as Kirby has lost two lives!
Elsewhere, dominationnation as Obi-Wan Kenobi was patrolling the edge of the forest. The Force however, was not with him this time as he had been noticed. LSU Tiger Josh as Master Chief was watching him through the sight of his sniper scope. Sitting on a rocky outcrop, he had a perfect view of the surrounding landscape. Taking aim, he shot directly at Obi-Wan's leg from 100 yards. Dropping down in pain, Obi-Wan knew he had been shot, but not by a laser, and it wasn't a shot to kill either.
Master Chief smiled underneath his helmet, he woud have fun with this one... DM as Obi-Wan has lost a life!
And in a royal act of embarrassment, both NES as Luigi and T.W.O as Jazz both defended when no-one atacked them! They lose 1 life each!
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Skoffin wrote:WTF? Cena's space doesn't even border mine. I got the impression we could only fly in the move phase.
Where did you get that impression from?
He's Spyro, so he can fly. If you three can move over lakes, there's no reason why you can't attack over them aswell.
Obi-Wan - limping after being shot in the leg - had retreated into the deep jungle. As he cut through the vines easily with his lightsaber, he heard a odd noise: snoring. Donkey Kong - played by the prestigious muy_thaiguy - had unbelievably fallen asleep in the middle of a clearing. Not only that, he was snoring at roughly 134 decibals, loud enough to attract the attention of anyone within a 3 mile radius. Obi-Wan-kun knew he only had a limited amount of time to strike. With ninja-like prescision, he lept into the air, lopped off one of DK's fingers and ran for his life while DK woke up in immense pain. It would have been wrong to kill DK while he was sleeping. Donkey Kong (mui_thaiguy) has lost a life!
Less than a mile away, Master Chief was still sitting on his rock. Unbeknownst to him, Luigi (NES) was making his first move. Desperate to eclipse his older brother, Luigi had gotten it into his head to take down more characters than his brother. Using his green clothing to blend in with the grassland, he had crept up behind Master Chief successfully. Without hesitation, he pulled his fist back and swung as hard as he could at Master Chief's head. Unfortunatly for him, his fist instead connected with the shell of the bubble grenade Master Chief has activated moments before. His hand broken, Luigi fled. Master Chief smiled again, not only had he heard him coming, he hadn't even needed to move. Luigi (NES) has lost a life!
Ironically, Luigi's brother was about to make a similar mistake. Mario had come across an abandoned building in the middle of nowhere. Noticing movement on the upper floor, Mario entered the building. Heading upstairs, all was quiet. He checked the rooms, but discovered them lifeless. The last room was just a storeroom, full of various boxes and bags. Disheartened, Mario turned his back. It was a bad mistake. One of the boxes moved, a figure lept out and drew his knife. Quick as a flash, Snake plunged it into Mario's arm, and jumped out of a nearby window. Mairo (super...MARIO!?) has lost a life!
And in other news, both Kirby and Spyro defended when no-one attacked them! As a result, they both exploded!
KIRBY (borox) AND SPYRO (cena-rules) BOTH COMMITED SUICIDE!
And that's everything interesting that happened in that hour!
Master chief, I have nothing against you, but you just hurt my brother, so Prepare to die! You too Snake, embarrass Me will you? You just wait and see.