Big Lackattack News

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:30 pm

ParadiceCity9 wrote:Is he really gonna be on Cribs?

a jewel encrusted bidet?! oh my god!!! lackattack is my new hero!!!-0

p.s.-did i just use the words "encrusted" and "bidet" in the same sentence... wow...

David_Wain · Post by **David_Wain** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:36 pm

Nephilim wrote:
"proudly on JR's ignore list since 2007"

I'd buy one.

ParadiceCity9 · Post by **ParadiceCity9** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:36 pm

i have no idea what you just said owen.

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:43 pm

ParadiceCity9 wrote:i have no idea what you just said owen.

A bidet is a low-mounted plumbing fixture or type of sink intended for washing the genitalia and the anus.

encrusted means to cover or coat with or as if with a crust.

sooo, a jewel encrusted bidet is basically a genitalia/butt cleaner with a fancy toilet seat on it or a fancy bowl. depending on your preferred bidet design. is that clear now, paradice?-0

p.s.-i knew someone wouldn't know what a bidet was!!! i win, vace!!!

alex_white101 · Post by **alex_white101** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:52 am

David_Wain wrote:
Nephilim wrote:
"proudly on JR's ignore list since 2007"
I'd buy one.

me too

jiminski · Post by **jiminski** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:01 am

owenshooter wrote: vace!!!

do you mean Vaaarse!?

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:30 am

jiminski wrote:do you mean Vaaarse!?

no, i mean "vace!", that is why i typed it. Vace Cooper, to be exact.
i bet him someone wouldn't know what a bidet was, and i won. sorry
for the confusion, i should have used both parts of his CC Handle..-0

p.s.-my tivo is already set!!! lack is my hero!!

Vace Cooper · Post by **Vace Cooper** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:58 am

DAMN! you won the bet O!

jiminski · Post by **jiminski** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:32 am

owenshooter wrote:
jiminski wrote:do you mean Vaaarse!?

no, i mean "vace!", that is why i typed it. Vace Cooper, to be exact.
i bet him someone wouldn't know what a bidet was, and i won. sorry
for the confusion, i should have used both parts of his CC Handle..-0

p.s.-my tivo is already set!!! lack is my hero!!

hmm it was a very small attempt to understand your esoteric reference; which only 2 people would get (fair enough of course, no problem with that) .. to liven-up my interjection I thought i'd add a 'vase' allusion to highlight the whole vace : vaaarse, (which is why i typed it) tom-arto : tomate-o debate... but hey, let's call the whole thing off!

damn i must be bored

jbrettlip · Post by **jbrettlip** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:23 pm

i heard he has KRUSHER in front of his fireplace, like a bear skin rug.

Risktaker17 · Post by **Risktaker17** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:22 pm

I feel kinda embarrassed I can't tell if this is a joke or for real.

zero23 · Post by **zero23** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:09 pm

If you want to see the secret to his success checkout http://www.lackattack.com. Its hilarious!!

jbrettlip · Post by **jbrettlip** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:07 am

a joke? are you kidding? i have my tivo set, and am having a CC party that night!

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:15 am

ahhhh, that is a nice warm thought for a cold evening... laying in front of lack's fireplace which is shaped like the conquer club logo, a bottle of wine, me and fwblb and happy2seeyou and wicked passing the time together, naked on lack's Krusher rug... it's good to be king, F being the conqueror!!!-0

Twill · Post by **Twill** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:54 am

Lets keep it of the topic of JR guys.

Please don't make me have to send you guys PMs, I'm feeling lazy today

Be sure to YouTube it for us owen

Twill

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 1:51 am

Twill wrote: Be sure to YouTube it for us owen
Twill

we survived a visit from the mighty Twill?!! usually my name on a thread is certain death for it!!! and Twill, are you not invited to the viewing party? he rented out an entire theatre for his friends, family, and CC members in the area!!! the cool thing is, he is having that Car-zilla show before his episode of Cribs airs!!! so, you get to watch a giant fire breathing transformer lizard made out of cars, breath fire, CRUSH cars, and then go in and watch Cribs with the man himself!!! i am so freaking envious...-0

p.s.-maybe Car-zilla is related to Optimus Prime... i have to be sure to PM him about that... (i could have tossed a cheap mom joke, but i know what would have happened... right Optimus?!! 3......2......1...... HA!)

jbrettlip · Post by **jbrettlip** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:22 pm

i wonder if Lack had a survival room stocked to the top for the scheduled maintenance like my parents did for Y2K. he probably just moved all the wine out of his wine cellar and moved in palets of supplies. wonder if the wine cellar is as big as the rumors say. i can't wait for this episode of cribs.

Optimus Prime · Post by **Optimus Prime** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:25 pm

owenshooter wrote:
Twill wrote: Be sure to YouTube it for us owen
Twill
we survived a visit from the mighty Twill?!! usually my name on a thread is certain death for it!!! and Twill, are you not invited to the viewing party? he rented out an entire theatre for his friends, family, and CC members in the area!!! the cool thing is, he is having that Car-zilla show before his episode of Cribs airs!!! so, you get to watch a giant fire breathing transformer lizard made out of cars, breath fire, CRUSH cars, and then go in and watch Cribs with the man himself!!! i am so freaking envious...-0

p.s.-maybe Car-zilla is related to Optimus Prime... i have to be sure to PM him about that... (i could have tossed a cheap mom joke, but i know what would have happened... right Optimus?!! 3......2......1...... HA!)

I still find it amazing that you got such a kick out of that post.

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:08 pm

Optimus Prime wrote: I still find it amazing that you got such a kick out of that post.

no, what is amazing are the little tiny chocolate optimus prime candies, lack has in his conquer club war room. he has been known to bite their heads off and toss them out of the window after a bad move.-0

Rocketry · Post by **Rocketry** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:15 pm

ParadiceCity9 wrote:i have no idea what you just said owen.

this whole thread confuses me... what does CRIB stand for?

Rocketry

Optimus Prime · Post by **Optimus Prime** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 4:08 pm

owenshooter wrote:
Optimus Prime wrote: I still find it amazing that you got such a kick out of that post.
no, what is amazing are the little tiny chocolate optimus prime candies, lack has in his conquer club war room. he has been known to bite their heads off and toss them out of the window after a bad move.-0

Actually, he only bites the heads off of the Megatron ones. He keeps the Optimus ones in a neat row all along the edge of his desk to bring him good luck.

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 4:23 pm

Woah, this is kinda trippy.

trk1994 · Post by **trk1994** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:01 pm

so is this MTV cribs or what?

Vace Cooper · Post by **Vace Cooper** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:26 am

Maybe he has little chocolate Vace Coopers too!

freezie · Post by **freezie** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:53 am

Someone forgot to mention his zoo filled with monkeys.

And his collection of golden bananas...