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Ariel* · Post by Ariel* » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:20 pm

glad to have that settled.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:21 pm

-ShadySoul- wrote:
hecter wrote:
Ariel* wrote:
hecter wrote: Ya, but those are just boring old things... Like you said, your mother is a snob. Would she want your regular old man, or the only "hecter" in the whole fucking planet?

true, good point..
okay I'll buy you if you promise to arrive in a box by christmas, wrapped in dark red glittery paper and a pink silk ribbon with bells on it.

Deal.

*shakes hand*

when is he getting his bj?

Shortly in the castle.

Hear that Ariel?

Ariel* · Post by Ariel* » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:25 pm

I'll be there.

a-person1192 · Post by **a-person1192** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:27 pm

for 5 extra dollars he'll come in a firemans costume

Nickbaldwin · Post by **Nickbaldwin** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:28 pm

a-person1192 wrote:for 5 extra dollars he'll come in a firemans costume

And for another 5 he'll come without :wink:

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:30 pm

I was thinking I'd just wear a construction mans helmet, full stop.

ignotus · Post by **ignotus** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:31 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:
a-person1192 wrote:for 5 extra dollars he'll come in a firemans costume

And for another 5 he'll come without

And for another 5 postman will send him to North Pole instead. (Oh how I love good old bribe). :wink:

Syzygy · Post by **Syzygy** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:31 pm

a-person1192 wrote:for 5 extra dollars he'll come in a firemans costume

Hello ma'am... There's a fire.

And it's in my pants.

Nickbaldwin · Post by **Nickbaldwin** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:32 pm

Excuse me, you seem to be on fire. Let me put you out with my big long hose.

Ariel* · Post by Ariel* » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:32 pm

hecter wrote:I was thinking I'd just wear a construction mans helmet, full stop.

I was thinking the exact same thing

a-person1192 · Post by **a-person1192** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:36 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:Excuse me, you seem to be on fire. Let me put you out with my big long hose.

Hector has a long hose? :-k

Nickbaldwin · Post by **Nickbaldwin** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:36 pm

Very, very long.

-ShadySoul- · Post by **-ShadySoul-** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:37 pm

a-person1192 wrote:
Nickbaldwin wrote:Excuse me, you seem to be on fire. Let me put you out with my big long hose.

Hector has a long hose?

well duh,
why do you think Norse patronizes him so much?

a-person1192 · Post by **a-person1192** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:39 pm

hecter wrote:Tell you what Ariel, for 50 bucks and a blowjob I'll be given to your mom. Wrapped up and shipped and all.

Well if it's long then Ariel will love it! :lol:

Nickbaldwin · Post by **Nickbaldwin** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:40 pm

a-person1192 wrote:
hecter wrote:Tell you what Ariel, for 50 bucks and a blowjob I'll be given to your mom. Wrapped up and shipped and all.

Well if it's long then Ariel will love it!

Ariel can take 12 metres?

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:42 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:
a-person1192 wrote:
hecter wrote:Tell you what Ariel, for 50 bucks and a blowjob I'll be given to your mom. Wrapped up and shipped and all.

Well if it's long then Ariel will love it!

Ariel can take 12 metres?

That's my GARDEN hose... Geez... You always get those two mixed up. Kinda makes our outdoor sex awkward too...

Ariel* · Post by Ariel* » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:42 pm

a-person1192 · Post by **a-person1192** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:42 pm

does hector exceed 13 meters?

-ShadySoul- · Post by **-ShadySoul-** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:44 pm

a-person1192 wrote:does hector exceed 13 meters?

if he does
we should all run around in circles

Nickbaldwin · Post by **Nickbaldwin** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:44 pm

Lasso!

a-person1192 · Post by **a-person1192** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:45 pm

-ShadySoul- wrote:
a-person1192 wrote:does hector exceed 13 meters?

if he does
we should all run around in circles

no I say we run around in trapezoids

satanspaladin · Post by **satanspaladin** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:45 pm

get her tickets to the ballet or any show she likes .

just a day to spend with you at something she likes?

a-person1192 · Post by **a-person1192** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:47 pm

satanspaladin wrote:get her tickets to the ballet or any show she likes .

just a day to spend with you at something she likes?

We were going to ship hector in a box with a naughty suit on for her.

ignotus · Post by **ignotus** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:48 pm

a-person1192 wrote:
satanspaladin wrote:get her tickets to the ballet or any show she likes .

just a day to spend with you at something she likes?

We were going to ship hector in a box with a naughty suit on for her.

clown suit?

Nickbaldwin · Post by **Nickbaldwin** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:49 pm

Birthday suit.