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Re: After match warm-down

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Dancing Mustard wrote:So you've just finished a marathon speed pumping. Sure it feels great for a couple of minutes, but sooner or later you need to go back to being a civilised human being again...


I think I understand what you're saying. Sometimes you have to read in between the lines to get to the root of DM's literations. The addictions of a good speed game are similar to the fleshly pleasures of self degradation as you've sub-consciously masked.

The ending of a fast paced speed game soon becomes a heavy burden on our conscious. I can relate to this sin in that after the roller coaster of thrills are over and once my eyes roll back into semi-consciousness, I too am quickly overcome with deep feelings of remorse closely shadowed by need.(My personal escape to lengthen this desired high is to go wrench one out into my latest dream catcher)

If you also feel these pains, don't feel estranged because at this moment your God kills a kitten! That's why we feel those human feelings that are equipped with greater states of unrest followed by a dizzied procrastination. It is our eternal punishment for acting like chimps in a zoo during the heat of summer. Have mercy on us CC! Why do you torture our souls?
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Re: What size is your penis?

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DaGip wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
DaGip wrote:The only problem with this fucking temp thread is that I can't put up any fucking poll options! I need to know what everyone's dick size is, and I need to know now...I am doing an experiment.



100% - bigger than DaGip's.
including the female voters...


HAHAHAHA! Fool!

100% of nothing is still NOTHING! :lol:

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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Quirk wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Georgia should beat Tennessee though I said the same thing the last two years too.


At halftime it's:
Tennessee 7
Georgia 20
:D


26-14 final. Wouldn't have been nearly as close if it wasn't for some miscues in the red zone that lead to multiple field goals and two interceptions (both of which eventually lead to a Tennessee touchdown). LSU got stomped on. I mean I knew they were overrated but I didn't expect Florida to run all over them like that and both Oklahoma and Mizzou lost. Looks like a big shift in the rankings this week again.
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Come back off-topics!
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Re: What size is your penis?

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muy_thaiguy wrote:
DaGip wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
DaGip wrote:The only problem with this fucking temp thread is that I can't put up any fucking poll options! I need to know what everyone's dick size is, and I need to know now...I am doing an experiment.



100% - bigger than DaGip's.
including the female voters...


HAHAHAHA! Fool!

100% of nothing is still NOTHING! :lol:

Self OWN!


What's your penis size then, Wyomin?
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All is full of love

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All is full of love
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My penis is wondrous.
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Re: After match warm-down

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Hmmm, well that's certainly some food for thought.

Both mainlining heroine and dancing the five knuckle shuffle could both potentially be used as relaxation aids after particularly intense speed game sessions. Indeed, both sound like incredibly effective methods to use in situations where either the procurement of restricted substances is not a problem, or where there is an absence of nuns to offend with your spam-javelin hurling.

But what to do when playing at a public PC? How does one go about 'winding-down' in a more discrete fashion if you find yourself located in a library or some other serene and public area (i.e. a cathedral).
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Dancing Mustard wrote:But what to do when playing at a public PC? How does one go about 'winding-down' in a more discrete fashion if you find yourself located in a library or some other serene and public area (i.e. a cathedral).


You don't have junkies hanging around the public libraries in London? If so, they just go into the bathroom, dude.
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Re: After match warm-down

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Dancing Mustard wrote:But what to do when playing at a public PC? How does one go about 'winding-down' in a more discrete fashion if you find yourself located in a library or some other serene and public area (i.e. a cathedral).

This is a bad follow up question for an exhibitionist and a determined spoon cooker.
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My penis is Wyoming
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Re: After match warm-down

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Humbug!

It's a question of national importance and the public demands an answer.
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Dancing Mustard wrote:My penis is Wyoming


I thought it was just the crusty bit.
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Re: After match warm-down

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A nice cup of tea and a biscuit - or two if I am feeling a little racy that evening!

There is more than enough excitement to be had from eating a digestive biscuit and following it up with a chocolate finger I can tell you!

Every once in a while I can be tempted into a strawberry tart after a CC speed game, but only if I am out of chocolate fingers.
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Re: After match warm-down

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Well, after already whacking off before each roll of the dice for good luck, I hold my crotch and howl in agony.
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Re: Are Cowboys Gay?

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Gypsys Kiss wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:My penis is Wyoming


I thought it was just the crusty bit.


Is that the part located under the rim of the helmet, trapped in the folds of foreskin?

Check out this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4Gp5EKgJ_g

Do you think cowboys are gay?
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heh, well that would not have been top of my lists of things to watch DaG.

in answer to your question ... I can't be sure but I think Jessie James was.
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Re: Are Cowboys Gay?

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jiminski wrote:heh, well that would not have been top of my lists of things to watch DaG.

in answer to your question ... I can't be sure but I think Jessie James was.


The porn star?
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Re: What size is your penis?

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DaGip wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
DaGip wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
DaGip wrote:The only problem with this fucking temp thread is that I can't put up any fucking poll options! I need to know what everyone's dick size is, and I need to know now...I am doing an experiment.



100% - bigger than DaGip's.
including the female voters...


HAHAHAHA! Fool!

100% of nothing is still NOTHING! :lol:

Self OWN!


What's your penis size then, Wyomin?

Let's just say that Texas is Wyoming's ball sack, while all the state's from Nebraska, Colorado, etc, going East is slightly smaller then Wyoming's penis.
"Eh, whatever."
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Re: After match warm-down

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InkL0sed wrote:Well, after already whacking off before each roll of the dice for good luck, I hold my crotch and howl in agony.


Like Jacko before he turned.... pedo?
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Re: After match warm-down

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i light a candle, burn some medicinal incense, and pray to black jesus.-0
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Joke Needed!

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So I have an obesity skit thing I have to do for school, and it has to have information about obesity and all that in it. However, it also needs to be entertaining. I hope that the clever minds of CC can come up with a joke with some info I present.

Please remember that my school has other races and ethnicities.


"30,000 americans will die because of firearms in 2008. 2 and a half times that amount will die because of obesity."
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We have to use the stat? Hm.

I'm guessing "Yo mommas so fat, jabba the hut said daaaaaaaym!" is out then.
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jnd94 wrote:So I have an obesity skit thing I have to do for school, and it has to have information about obesity and all that in it. However, it also needs to be entertaining. I hope that the clever minds of CC can come up with a joke with some info I present.

Please remember that my school has other races and ethnicities.


"30,000 americans will die because of firearms in 2008. 2 and a half times that amount will die because of obesity."



What part of the country do you live in?

Cause there was a law passed a little while ago in NY (or at least in NYC, maybe not the entire state) where Fast Food restaurants now have to print the number of calories right on the big menu, so you're hit right in the face with the fact that a Whopper contains about 1,500 calories.

Your skit could revolve around that... Mine the confusion for some "fish out of water" humor... Maybe some out of towners stop in at a local KFC and are shocked and do some embarrassing things.
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whats you're favorit dice

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mine is the middle one on the left whats yours
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