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wicked wrote:hmm my leg is starting to cramp... might be time for a change...
as far as my bribe, I'll take a 32 GB Ipod Touch.
Sold to the girl with the red wig
Is that red? More like crimson, I think...and I don't think it's a wig, looks like dread locks, but could be hair extensions. She has a little cellulite in the back of those thighs (cottage cheese anyone?)...yeah, better change out that avatar and get on a stairmaster. To much sitting in on these forums all day long.
Army of GOD wrote:This thread is now about my large penis
got tonkaed wrote:i have an important question norse....
lets say you are out for an evening dinner with a lady you hope to score with.
Do you go with steak and chips or fish and chips? Im assuming they are essentially the same meal with steak costing a bit more than the fish.
I can see the importance in this question, and I mean that sincerely.
First off, it wouldn't be a restaraunt, unless I was like "in love" with her...maybe we would go to a club, where no food would be procured. In which case, it would be a few beers, a swift line of coke, and then a 4 hour porno sesh.
But, if pushed to answer the question, I would probably go with something light, like a tuna salad and a couple bottles of beer if I was looking for that sweaty session later.
I would only opt for the steak n chips if I knew there was no chance of sex...it lays too heavy on the stomach.
These comments had absolutely nothing to do with Keith Olberman...
Free Norse!
Army of GOD wrote:This thread is now about my large penis