i love how

[King Doctor]

When I win a game of Risk, my penis' rigidity increases by approximately 7%, sending a shiver of pleasure down my spine.

[squishyg]

I love that too! Its just what the doctor ordered.

[the.killing.44]

THAT'S WEIRD BECAUSE APPARENTLY YOU DON'T HAVE A PENIS SQUISHY WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT

[natty dread]

THE.KILLING.FORTYFOUR I THINK YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY IS BROKEN WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT

[King Doctor]

Why did this get moved when caymanmew's thread remained?

[Empress Wu]

THAT'S WEIRD BECAUSE APPARENTLY YOU DON'T HAVE A PENIS SQUISHY WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT

squishyg is referring to those instances where she's in a doubles game together with King Doctor...

[Pedronicus]

As a fully fledged doctor, you should lay off the risk and get some MDMA powder down yer Gregory. 100% spine tingles and some hardcore boners when you get a chick home and under the sheets.

[mviola]

As a fully fledged doctor, you should lay off the risk and get some MDMA powder down yer Gregory. 100% spine tingles and some hardcore boners when you get a chick home and under the sheets.

Can you translate that to American English now?

[Commander62890]

As a fully fledged doctor, you should lay off the risk and get some MDMA powder down yer Gregory. 100% spine tingles and some hardcore boners when you get a chick home and under the sheets.

Can you translate that to American English now?

Snort Ecstasy?

[saxitoxin]

As a fully fledged doctor, you should lay off the risk and get some MDMA powder down yer Gregory. 100% spine tingles and some hardcore boners when you get a chick home and under the sheets.

Can you translate that to American English now?

LMAO! Ol' Saxi had no idea what Pedronicus said either but I like it when he talks ethnic. It's exotic, very native, especially when you only have Americans to whom to listen to all week. You really feel like you're on safari on Portabello Road or Islington or what not, trudging through the bush and such, sometimes reading these ... why Pedronicus is one of ol' Saxi's FAV posters. Sometimes I just want to cage him up and have him shipped over here to Santa Barbara and just have him talk to me - LOVE IT!

[mviola]

Saxi, I'm a good fan of an accent. My favorite has to be any type of Italian. Maybe that just because my grandparent sound like they got off the boat yesterday. That and I associate an Italian accent with a massive amount of pasta, veal, sausage, and polenta. (btw I'm northern Italian which explains why it sounds so German)

[saxitoxin]

Saxi, I'm a good fan of an accent. My favorite has to be any type of Italian. Maybe that just because my grandparent sound like they got off the boat yesterday. That and I associate an Italian accent with a massive amount of pasta, veal, sausage, and polenta. (btw I'm northern Italian which explains why it sounds so German)

Me too! Ol' Saxi has been in North America long enough that I (am told) have no accent at all left, but I love the many varieties of English.

I imagine Pedronicus as a rough, street scrapper, always getting into fisticuffs and jamajams and so on and so forth, then retiring for a pint of English lager while he watches rugby at some local public house, engaging in good-natured ribbing with his cohorts, then racing home on a Triumph motor scooter for a hearty dinner of shepherd's pie, knocking a quick one out to a picture of the Princess Royal and then going out for a nigthcap in Crystal Palace, raising all hell and such.

It's been nearly 20 years since I've been to Britain and I miss the Englishers much. I may disagree with them politically, but they have a charming lifestyle and I just want to eat it up! If ol' Saxi comes back in a second life I feel certain, verily, it will be as an Englisher.

Or someone from Texas. (2nd choice)

[Timminz]

As a fully fledged doctor, you should lay off the risk and get some MDMA powder down yer Gregory. 100% spine tingles and some hardcore boners when you get a chick home and under the sheets.

What's the going rate? $50/g?

[jonesthecurl]

I just worked out "Gregory". I hadn't heard that one before. You Gareth.

[Woodruff]

I just worked out "Gregory". I hadn't heard that one before.

Wait...you mean "Pedronicusishness" is translateable to another language?

[ViperOverLord]

When I win a game of Risk, my penis' rigidity increases by approximately 7%, sending a shiver of pleasure down my spine.

Chris Matthews gets the same feeling when somebody says the word 'Obama.'

[Pedronicus]

As a fully fledged doctor, you should lay off the risk and get some MDMA powder down yer Gregory. 100% spine tingles and some hardcore boners when you get a chick home and under the sheets.

Can you translate that to American English now?

Snort Ecstasy?

Nope - that would of read....

As a fully fledged doctor, you should lay off the risk and get some MDMA powder up yer Firemans. 100% spine tingles and some hardcore boners when you get a chick home and under the sheets.

[mviola]

As a fully fledged doctor, you should lay off the risk and get some MDMA powder down yer Gregory. 100% spine tingles and some hardcore boners when you get a chick home and under the sheets.

Can you translate that to American English now?

Snort Ecstasy?

Nope - that would of read....

As a fully fledged doctor, you should lay off the risk and get some MDMA powder up yer Firemans. 100% spine tingles and some hardcore boners when you get a chick home and under the sheets.

Oh. That helps so much. Thanks.

[jimboston]

As a fully fledged doctor, you should lay off the risk and get some MDMA powder down yer Gregory. 100% spine tingles and some hardcore boners when you get a chick home and under the sheets.

LMAO! Ol' Saxi had no idea what Pedronicus said either but I like it when he talks ethnic. It's exotic, very native, especially when you only have Americans to whom to listen to all week. You really feel like you're on safari on Portabello Road or Islington or what not, trudging through the bush and such, sometimes reading these ... why Pedronicus is one of ol' Saxi's FAV posters. Sometimes I just want to cage him up and have him shipped over here to Santa Barbara and just have him talk to me - LOVE IT!

OK Saxi... this is sad in so many ways.

1) Pedro lives in England... I have a hard time imagining a "safari" and "trudging through the bush and such" anywhere in England.

2) You want to "cage him up and have him shipped over here"? OK... let's think about that for a second. Pretty sick and sad in a few ways.

Your whole post sounds quite RACIST to me Saxi.

[KoolBak]

I love how King Doktor makes 50 posts in 1.5 months but only manages to play 7 games.....and you have no active games now......are you afraid of the 7%?

Play more....bark less

[King Doctor]

I love how King Doktor makes 50 posts in 1.5 months but only manages to play 7 games.....and you have no active games now......are you afraid of the 7%?

Play more....bark less

Whiny post reported for trolling.



Sorry buddy, but I'm free to enjoy this site however the hell I like. Your liberal moaning that I should be living my life the way you see fit is nothing more than another idle distraction from a feeble Nanny-State lover.

How about you wind your neck back in and quitcher bitchin'.

King Doctor,
Living free or dying trying.

[saxitoxin]

As a fully fledged doctor, you should lay off the risk and get some MDMA powder down yer Gregory. 100% spine tingles and some hardcore boners when you get a chick home and under the sheets.

LMAO! Ol' Saxi had no idea what Pedronicus said either but I like it when he talks ethnic. It's exotic, very native, especially when you only have Americans to whom to listen to all week. You really feel like you're on safari on Portabello Road or Islington or what not, trudging through the bush and such, sometimes reading these ... why Pedronicus is one of ol' Saxi's FAV posters. Sometimes I just want to cage him up and have him shipped over here to Santa Barbara and just have him talk to me - LOVE IT!

OK Saxi... this is sad in so many ways.

1) Pedro lives in England... I have a hard time imagining a "safari" and "trudging through the bush and such" anywhere in England.

2) You want to "cage him up and have him shipped over here"? OK... let's think about that for a second. Pretty sick and sad in a few ways.

Your whole post sounds quite RACIST to me Saxi.

If that came out wrong I apologize as it was intended as an enthusiastic endorsement, not a diminutive. However, I don't know that it's racist. I don't know what race Pedronicus but odds are 90%+ he's white if he's in the UKGBNI.

[2dimes]

Peck, huh?

[jimboston]

As a fully fledged doctor, you should lay off the risk and get some MDMA powder down yer Gregory. 100% spine tingles and some hardcore boners when you get a chick home and under the sheets.

LMAO! Ol' Saxi had no idea what Pedronicus said either but I like it when he talks ethnic. It's exotic, very native, especially when you only have Americans to whom to listen to all week. You really feel like you're on safari on Portabello Road or Islington or what not, trudging through the bush and such, sometimes reading these ... why Pedronicus is one of ol' Saxi's FAV posters. Sometimes I just want to cage him up and have him shipped over here to Santa Barbara and just have him talk to me - LOVE IT!

OK Saxi... this is sad in so many ways.

1) Pedro lives in England... I have a hard time imagining a "safari" and "trudging through the bush and such" anywhere in England.

2) You want to "cage him up and have him shipped over here"? OK... let's think about that for a second. Pretty sick and sad in a few ways.

Your whole post sounds quite RACIST to me Saxi.

If that came out wrong I apologize as it was intended as an enthusiastic endorsement, not a diminutive. However, I don't know that it's racist. I don't know what race Pedronicus but odds are 90%+ he's white if he's in the UKGBNI.

Look at his avatar... I'm guessing that's him, no?

[Pedronicus]

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