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what you do is you type the beginning of a random "average person" fact like "the average person scratches his ass..." and the next poster types a random false answer like "for 72% of his life" and that poster starts a new one.

You can also type questions that would end in "__ times a year" or a combination but the answer must be a numerical value! not " the average person scratches his ass for fun"

Please don't google the questions for answers just make it fun, random, and false. But you can of course look up definitions because some of you might need it for my question

to start off:

the average person copulates...
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5 days a week without a partner and 1 time per week with one

The average person eats
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...4 times a day according to Taco Bell

the average person blinks...
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...0 times per year

the average person dies...
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1 time every time they eat a person. Unless...
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10 times a day when they play me in halo

sorry for the double post
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10 times a day when they play me in halo

the average person farts...
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10 times as much as your mother does.

the average person commits suicide...
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twice in a lifetime in japan

the average person uses smilies...
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NEVER! :lol: 8) :twisted: :evil: :shock: :D :) :( :o :idea: :?:
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please start a new average person fact
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The average person has s3x with Staticice's mother...
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Post by Fircoal »

2 times a day

static_ice wrote:please start a new average person fact


Sorry, I keep on forgeting to.

The average person kills
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1 army, but lost 23 using auto attack.

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Machiavelli wrote:1 army, but lost 23 using auto attack.

The average person's brain is


Tasty.

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my d!ck daily

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1 time per day

The average person does ??? ....
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...an unknown amount per day

the average person visits CC...
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NEVER!

The average person gets :idea: ...
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whenever he wants to :wink:

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9 times a week

The average Person smells like.............
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cheese 3 times a day


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like a pole up their arsehole.

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a candy bar 3 times a week


the average person sleeps with your dog
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24 hours a day

the average person drives
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